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Thursday02162006

If You Removed the Qualifier, You’d Get to Add Tecumseh!

We absolutely love Citizen Media.

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These are just the ones we can confirm, naturally. But it’s more or less an open secret in Washington that Mondale liked to make Ed Muskie “dance.”

(N.B. We are aware that the proper term is “sitting.” We love, but do not trust, Citizen Media.)

Category: People Shot by Standing Vice Presidents [Wikipedia]

READ MORE: aaron burr, alexander hamilton, citizen media, dick cheney, ed muskie, guns, harry whittington, history, hunting accidents, vice presidents, walter mondale, wikipedia

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Monday02132006

For the Record

cheneyshirt.jpgCORRECTION

Due to an editing error, a Februrary 13 item on how Dick Cheney totally shot a guy in the face mistakenly referred to Mr. Cheney as “Best Vice President Ever.” In fact, Aaron Burr was way cooler, due to his actually killing a cabinet member. Then he attempted to take over the country with the head of the Army, who was a Spanish agent. That’s fucking awesome. We regret the error.

Earlier: Dick Cheney Finally Takes a Stand Against Trial Lawyers
Related: Prominent Civil Servant seeks new hunting buddies [craigslist]
“I Have Not Been Shot By Dick Cheney” T-Shirt [CafePress]
Deadeye Dick’s Gun Club [White House Gift Shop]

READ MORE: aaron burr, corrections, crime, dick cheney, guns, history, vice presidents

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