MarlonSays commented on Crazy Mark McKinnon Makes Good On Pledge, Quits McCain Campaign, at 4:00 PM on May 20 @marcelparcells: "If McCain now needs to find someone to smear Obama, he could look toward many of Hil's ex-staffers." Yeah, he could hire Mark Penn to blow all the GOP's resources on the Big States to prove he was right that (1) Barry can't win them and (2) they're all that matter more »

MarlonSays commented on Edwards Endorsing Obama In Grand Rapids Is Biggest Story Ever From Grand Rapids, at 9:23 AM on May 15 @CaptainSwing: I'm not sure about opportunistic, but I agree with the rest more »

MarlonSays commented on LIVEBLOGGING THE BEST EVER, at 6:28 PM on May 6 @baxterthepug: Polish black-cherry vodka. more »

MarlonSays commented on John McCain Cures Cancer!, at 11:06 AM on Apr 30 Ancient dwarf finds it fascinating how much he can see through a microscope, once they've given him a chair to stand on. more »

MarlonSays commented on Jennifer Granholm's Medical Emergency Drama!, at 10:53 AM on Apr 30 She's endorsed Clinton, but of course she's from MI so doesn't get a vote anyway. more »

MarlonSays commented on Chelsea Clinton Nuns It Up, at 10:48 AM on Apr 30 @AP: "In many respects, she has taken on the role as one of Senator Clinton's greatest advocates on the campaign trail" Well I guess they had to find someone to do it once Sinbad and Sheryl Crowe had been thrown under the bus for casting doubt on the story of the Bosnian sniper fire. more »

MarlonSays commented on MICHIGAN DEMOCRATS COME UP, at 8:49 AM on Apr 30 @nyhfrog: "every home win and road loss the Tigers get, 1 delegate for Hillary" Fucking hell frog, you're really onto something here. more »

MarlonSays commented on MICHIGAN DEMOCRATS COME UP, at 8:11 AM on Apr 30 @loquaciousmusic:an elitist, you mean? more »

MarlonSays commented on SENATORS LOVE OBAMA THE MOST:, at 5:58 PM on Apr 28 Barry was already 13-11 ahead because Senators Debbie Stabenow and Bill Nelson who support her are from states which would be happy for the primary campaign to begin around Thanksgiving so long as they get to go first. more »

MarlonSays commented on McCain Struggles To Win Pennsylvania ... GO RON PAUL!, at 2:22 PM on Apr 23 Ah, but Ron Paul outspent John McCain 3:1 and still failed to win key GOP constituencies such as retired klansmen, clueless hicks, good ol' boys, veteran draft dodgers, born-again virgins, and security moms. more »

MarlonSays commented on Weird Scenes From Hillary's Philadelphia Lair, at 2:19 AM on Apr 23 @Jim "10 points?" No, looks like it's only 9. more »

MarlonSays commented on Liberal Elitist Democrat Wins 'Twenty Dollar' Bob Allen's Florida Seat, at 4:36 PM on Apr 18 @SloppyCronkite: no kidding, I married the daughter of a moonshine maker 8 years ago and I love her still more »

MarlonSays commented on New York Times Publishes Reporter's Terribly Misspelled Notes, at 7:40 AM on Apr 18 @OP: "What is this crap, you ask?" This is an NYT exclusive: the powerful Catholic bloc of the DNC has secretly asked the Pope for guidance on whom to support in the nomination contest. more »

MarlonSays commented on New York Times: Pope Meets With Many, Many Victims Of Pedophile Priests, at 7:15 AM on Apr 18 @Aurelio: "so many papists in one place" Well in this day and age it's not often they get to see a former member of the Hitler Youth. more »

MarlonSays commented on Wonkette's Brave New World, at 5:09 AM on Apr 15 I'm not gonna believe this till you get rid of those annoying Gawker Artists graphics more »

MarlonSays commented on Bike-Racing Girls Love Barack Obama, at 4:14 AM on Apr 12 @FloraWay: Caption: "Would you vote for this man, if you knew he had fathered an illegitimate white child?" more »

MarlonSays commented on A Delightful Menagerie Of Economic Chaos, at 5:14 PM on Apr 11 Whimsical beast: Lame cartoonist. And that represents: The backbone of the US economy. more »

MarlonSays commented on Is Your 'National Mood' As Crappy As 75% Of America's?, at 6:07 PM on Apr 10 Oh, but this so ignores the Microtrends evidence about what matters! more »