oosik commented on Chelsea Clinton Groped By Lesbians, at 9:44 AM on Apr 21 In that picture it does look like she's being goosed, but I can't tell if it's by Chester the molester, or the dyke. more »

oosik commented on Pathetic Dollar Means All Cocaine Goes To Europe!, at 9:39 AM on Apr 12 I don't know about anyone else, but I want to find a copy of "the cocaine fiends", hire a two diamond hooker, score some blow and reenact everything in that book. more »

oosik commented on How Do You Solve A Problem Like Macedonia?, at 11:00 AM on Apr 3 South Kosovo. more »

oosik commented on Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!, at 9:32 AM on Mar 26 Why isn't Pat Nixon running for president? more »

oosik commented on One Thousand Years Of War, Tyranny And Solitude, at 9:26 AM on Mar 25 1,000,000 years! more »

oosik commented on Obama Secretly Wins California Primary!, at 10:36 AM on Mar 11 207 or 203? more »

oosik commented on Michigan May Announce Caucus, Just In Time For Clinton To Sue, at 7:20 AM on Mar 7 I don't get what the issue is. more »

oosik commented on Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons Served With Divorce Papers?, at 7:32 AM on Feb 28 @Ken Layne: You ban outright lunatics? more »

oosik commented on Nobody's Crying 'Cause There's No One To Score For, at 9:16 AM on Feb 27 That cookie story was totally plagiarized from a Douglass Adams book. more »

oosik commented on George W. Bush Is President Of Africa, at 10:33 AM on Feb 24 @bloomistry: Well, the liberians did elect Charles Taylor president. more »

oosik commented on Clinton Will Use Ron Paul Delegate Strategy To Clinch Nomination, at 9:57 AM on Feb 19 A Ron Paul vs. more »

oosik commented on Ted Stevens Wins Children's Arts and Crafts Contest, at 12:48 PM on Feb 18 Can you believe his lame blueberry gold rush crunch beat Chocolate-Covered Moose Nuggets and The Deadliest Crunch - Cap'n Crabby's Lucky Salmon? more »

oosik commented on New Jersey Names Highway After Drunk Driving Congressman, at 5:38 AM on Feb 14 The Anchorage airport is named Ted Stevens International Airport, but it was his late wife Ann who died in a plane crash there in 1978 (Ted survived it). more »

oosik commented on Ray Nagin Sets Moral Example For Very Dangerous New Orleans, at 4:57 AM on Feb 14 Doesn't that Nagin guy know that pointing a gun at a cop is how brothers get shot? more »

oosik commented on Al Gore Will Be Our Next Vice President, Again, at 10:15 AM on Feb 12 He was a damn good VEEP. more »

oosik commented on The Art of Condi, at 4:32 AM on Feb 12 I want me a black velvet Condi! more »

oosik commented on If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing, at 3:44 AM on Feb 12 Paul Krugman must spend way to much time on Wonkette. more »

oosik commented on It's Official: GILF Sarah Palin Is America's Hottest Governor!, at 3:25 AM on Feb 12 @jfruh: Of course Alaska magazine didn't unilaterally name her America's hottest governor. more »