Jeff Sessions Wants More Free Speech Unless It’s For Uppity Black F’Ball Players (Or People Protesting HIM!)
Oh, look, Jeff Sessions is supporting Banned Books Week! Oh, he's not? Hmm..
Turns out we've been screwing Puerto Rico for years! Dammit!
Erick Erickson is tired of your INCIVILI-TAH!
You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.
This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.
Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!
Donors say JUMP! Republicans say HOW HIGH?
It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.
How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?
We spent a month in St Louis and all we got was this face full of tear gas
FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.
Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.
Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.
Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
We gotta get out of this place.
HOW IS IT NOT?
Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.
Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...