Rudy Giuliani Confesses To Fifty Impossible Trump Crimes Before Breakfast

Rudy Giuliani breaks legal Twitter to own the libs.

Sorry To Be Such A Michelle Wolf, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Total Fucking Liar Again

Hate to break it to you, but she lied about Stormy Daniels. A LOT.

Hey, How About This Random Street Corner Guy For VA Secretary? How About Him?

Jeff Miller has a key qualification for running the VA: He hates the VA and wants to turn as much of it as possible over to the private sector.

Kanye’s Favorite Black Conservative Candace Owens Some Candy-Coated Bullshit Right Here

A Nice Lady has thoughts, and they are NOT NICE THOUGHTS.

Rudy Giuliani May Have Committed Wee Oopsie In Trump/Stormy Daniels Case, If You Can Even Believe It

Is Rudy Giuliani evil, senile, stupid or ALL OF THEM KATIE?

Can Tom Price Beat Off Marco Rubio For This Month’s Flexible Spine Award?

Marco Rubio and Tom Price accidentally said something true, but they got over it.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

The Redistribution Of Human Flesh, By Ross Douthbag

If we guarantee a right to sex for 'incels', shouldn't we also guarantee a right to human flesh for cannibals?

Bush Ethics Guy Richard Painter Running For Senate As Democrat Just Why Exactly?

We have no idea why he's doing this.

A Thing Jeff Bezos Could Spend His Hundred Billion Dollars On Instead Of Spaceships To Space

Jeff Bezos could spend a billion dollars a year on going to space, or he could give each of his 90,000 warehouse workers $11,000 more a year.

Iraq’s Hero Shoe-Thrower Running For Parliament, Hell Yeah!

Being a journalist who threw shoes at GWB makes him more qualified than half the members of Congress.
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt is in a heap of shit

Scott Pruitt And All Those Bodies!

Most. Corrupt. Politician. In. Modern. Times.

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn’t Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Rod Rosenstein Dares You To Come For His Ass

Sorry House Freedom Caucus, but Rod Rosenstein ain't give a shit about you.

Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018

Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.

On This May Day, A Radical Idea: What If You Couldn’t Be Fired For No Reason?

At-will employment is garbage and we should get rid of it.

Tom Price Sad GOP Killed Obamacare Mandate, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

We're not saying he set fire to a bridge then whispered 'Bridge Out' as a bus drove by. But we're not saying he wouldn't.

Kiddy-Botherer Roy Moore Sues Whores And Gays For Telling People About It

Roy Moore gonna sue those hussies for keeping him out of the Senate where Jesus wanted him.