The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Silvertongued Scaramucci says Trump wants to make healthcare more like Comcast and the airlines. So ... huh!
God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.
It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.
Has Donald Trump ever met anyone who DOESN'T have weird ties with Russia?
GAWD, YOU GUYS! Don't you think the man deserves a break!
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Civility is overrated.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
NOW IS THE BASEBALL CAP OF OUR DISCONTENT. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.
This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing.
We're at the brink of a precipice, and the Republicans are ready to take a big step forward.
Everything is fucked.
Gee, you tell a cancer patient to quit so that someone without cancer -- like maybe you -- can take over the job, and everyone's a critic.
Nurse Rebecca will get that 'baby photo,' even if she has to jam that probe up to your eyeballs! That's dedication!
Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.
Just in case Congress doesn't kill Obamacare, Team Trump is cutting off its limbs.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
WONKET DREAM CORNER!
Late Sovereign Citizen Fake Doctor Did Surgeries In This Hoarder Trailer, FUNTIMES LOL Oh Wait Jesus Christ
And it isn't even close to Halloween!
A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!