One was too hot for TV, another has incited a boycott.
Trump's FCC Commissioner working to ensure no internet for dirty poors, hits the ground running. Are we tired of winning yet?
No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.
The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
Forces of light: 1. Sith lords: 0.
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
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So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Women -- should they wear pants?
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
You'd think she would have gone home after the Bowling Green Massacre.
Texas would like some more judicial pain.
Also so they can have a half a day without their wives spending all their money on new hats.
Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?
Milo got press credentials for a White House press briefing, because That's America Now.
Look, we are giving the new president a chance!
We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
A Non-Boring Thing Explaining Why We’re Putting All Your Priests In Free Speech JAIL! (Also: We Aren’t)
Churches are not the only 501(c)3s!
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.