Congress Will Put All The Teen Sexters IN JAIL, Where They Obviously Belong!

The House of Representatives has passed a bill that could send teen sexters to jail for 15 YEARS.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!

Oh No! Jon Ossoff Is A GAY TRUMP-BEHEADING SAN FRANCISCO LESBIAN KATHY GRIFFIN!!1!

You have GOT to watch this anti-Jon Ossoff campaign ad, it is SO FUCKING STUPID.

Jared Kushner Grifts Anti-Poverty Program For De-Luxe Apartments In The Sky

Jared Kushner's real-estate deals may be a little sleazy, but they're perfectly legal, so leave the poor guy alone.

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!

ACLU Gon’ Sue Fuck Out Of Lexington, South Carolina, Debtors’ Prisons

It really, really sucks to be poor! REALLY!

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.

‘Recused’ Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It’s The Last Thing He Does!

Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.

We Got A Couple Things To Say About New Trump Rule Taking Away Your Slut Pills

On the one hand, birth control is cheaper than a baby. On the other hand....JESUS!!

Ain’t Nobody Want To Work For Donald Trump, Because Who Can Afford The Lawyer Bills?

In other news, rats are unwilling to get onto a sinking ship.

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up

Can this story be over now please?

Trump Aides Compete In Ass-Kissing Contest, EVERYBODY WINS! :D

Donald Trump's spin doctors are about as competent as his physician.
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Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Might Get Even More Murder-licious!

Why should you have to prove you were scared to invoke Stand Your Ground? Shouldn't the state have to prove YOU WEREN'T?

Daily Caller Axes White Nationalist They Hired To Do Journalism On White Nationalists

Jason Kessler is the new normal for sites like The Daily Caller.
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth’s Atmosphere

We're not doomed. Just closer to it.

You Want Trump-Russia Investigation Updates? We Have Trump-Russia Investigation Updates! YOU CLICK HERE NOW.

Who's under investigation? Who's being subpoenaed? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE!

Betsy DeVos Axing All The Obama Rules About Student Loans Not Sucking So Much

Also, one company will have a monopoly on all student loan debt. So that will be 'bae'!

Darrell Issa Is Living His Best Life!

Darrell Issa is NOT losing his shit! Why ever would you think that?

Sean Hannity Just Asking: Can’t We Boycott Rachel Maddow For ‘Reasons’?

Sean Hannity knows the real enemy: That lady with higher ratings.