Abraham Lincoln, Total Communist

  Lincoln's Doctor's Dog Was A Commie Too
Save it for COMMUNISM, that is!
We just keep falling in love all over again with Colorado wingnut radio preacher Kevin Swanson. Anyone who thinks that the Pill leaves ladies’ innards littered with tiny dead fetuses and that Mark Twain was possessed by demons is OK in our book (it is a rather strange book). And now ...

Chris McDaniel’s Lawyer Fingers Himself

  Mississippi Derping
I see fraud people -- everywhere!
Mississippi sore loserman Chris McDaniel’s team just KNOWS that the June 24 Senate primary vote was rigged against him, and so it has been combing all the voting records to list every possible “irregular” vote and insisting they be tossed so that he can be the Republican ...

Cool Robin Williams Story, Maureen Dowd

  Let It Go
Maureen Dowd has been eating jazz cookies again. One time she met Robin Williams, which makes her think about her friend Michael Kelly, who later died covering the war in Iraq, and that’s why Hillary Clinton is a monster. Wait, what? As our interview ended, I was telling him about my ...

France To Abort Everyone For Free Now, Pretty Much

  Liberte Egalite Aborte
Something seems a little off here...
France is enacting a new abortion law that seems aimed at reinforcing every possible rightwing American stereotype of that country, except perhaps for surrendering in a war: It amends the country’s current law, which allows abortion only if a pregnant women can prove ...

Minnesota Scumbag Wins ‘Douchiest Robin Williams Tweets’

  Postmodern Postmortem
No respect
You may or may not remember the postmodern stylings of Minnesota Republican Chris Fields, who explained a couple of years ago, when he ran against Keith Ellison for Congress, that there’s just no way in hell that an ad picturing Ellison and condemning his reverse racism was actually ...

Zucchini Frittata: Right Now In A Hot Pan

  mommyblog recipe hub
Remember that time I thought it would be cool to grow zucchini, because we like it so much? Turns out that zucchinis multiply at a rate that is greater than any assignable quantity of countable numbers. Zucchini never stops. It’s a squash, so it originated in the Americas, but it sneaked ...