White Nationalists Are Ready For Their Safe Space Now, Mr. DeMille

Alt-Right movement founder Richard Spencer details his dream of a turning the country into a safe space for white people.
You too can scam your way to the Republican nomination. Ask me how!

Trump Lawyers Think Trump Should Not Have To Stand Trial For Fraud Now, Because ‘Reasons’

Trump will be too busy to face trial on fraud charges. I feel like I've heard this somewhere before?

Imagine, If You Dare, A World Where Trump Was A Disciplined Campaigner

Looks like Alex would like us to yell at him again.

How Are Americans Expressing Their Economic Anxiety Today?

It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.

Oh, No Big, Just Wondering If It Was Trump Or Fox News Who POISONED MEGYN KELLY

Looks like Donald Trump got some debate questions in advance too and WAIT WHAT SOMEONE TRIED TO POISON MEGYN KELLY????
Might even get Dr. Spaceman as your primary care physician...

Let’s All Sign Up For Obamacare And Go Naked!

Want to get their attention? Let's set ACA enrollment records.

Trump Supporters Aghast That They Won’t Be Able To Act Like Him At Their Jobs

Trump supporters plan to boycott Grubhub after CEO issues letter saying they can't be mean to immigrants or grab women by the pussy.
That's pretty adorable

You Know Who We Forgot To Yell At? WHITE WOMEN, WHO CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

We've been having such fun, or whatever is the opposite of fun, this week. First we yelled at James Comey, and the media, and the whole country. Then we yelled at this idiot and Jill Stein voters like her....

Trump’s D.C. Dilemmas: Your Wonkagenda: Friday, November 11, 2016

Trumpkins suddenly want DC jobs, Megyn Kelly has a secret, Elizabeth Warren's words of wisdom. Your daily news brief.

We’re Still Going To Call You A Racist Piece Of Shit If You Are A Racist Piece Of Shit, Hooray!

Trump supporters are in for an upset if they think they can now let their bigot flags fly without anyone shaming them.

Be Right Back, Have To Murder This Bernie-Or-Buster

Perhaps you already took our advice not to go on Facebook today and pick fights with every single lefty friend who is currently blaming the Democrats for not ignoring the will of primary voters and nominating Hillary Clinton instead...

You Guys, I Think We Are Going To Have To Pucker Up And Kiss Donald Trump’s Fat Bulgy Ass

How can we use our feminine wiles to NOT get thrown into the gulag?

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
Not really the whole planet. Just the life on it. Know any?

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead :D

It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.

Post-Election Self-Care For Thursday, Nov. 10

Tips for getting rid of that Trump tension headache and the tears, oh my god, so many tears.

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
In Space, No One Can Hear Trump Talk

The Sun Came Up, And Here We Are: A Few Reasons To Keep Going

Time for some perspective.

Dear James Comey: A Nice Thing To Do Today Would Be To Go Fuck Yourself

We'll get back to being constructive and helpful real soon, but for now, COME VENT WITH US.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Old Cracker Sheriff Joe Arpaio Loses Re-Election, Still Faces Jail Time (Lock Him Up!)

America's Most Publicity-Seeking Sheriff is out on his keister.