The Black Magic School Bus

Nice Lady Sees Devil Symbol In School Bus Lights, Gets On TV

The devil's in my car
From Memphis, Tennessee, we have this important news of demon-possessed bus tail lights, thanks to easily upset Christian lady Robin Wilkins, who saw a star pattern in the LED taillights of a school bus. She decided it was a Satanic pentagram just like on a heavy metal record, and took her ...
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Colorado Church Cancels Funeral Because Dead Woman Excessively Gay

They're OK with the gay, but not the really GAY gay
Get ready to hear from the Oppressed Christian Brigade again. Not only are family-corrupting gay people demanding marriage equality, now they want funeral equality too! In Lakewood, Colorado, New Hope Ministries was all set to perform a funeral Saturday for Vanessa Collier, who died in ...