Jeff Sessions: ‘Aren’t I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!’ Your Open Thread!

Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD.

It’s Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones

Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.
Well this sure is upsetting, no it's not.

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP’s Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

TEN U.S. Officials Say Trump A Big Fat Lying Liar Who Lies About Clusterfuque Yemen Raid

Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'

Jews And Muslims Having To Crowdfund For Each Other A Little Too Often Lately

How do you say 'ENOUGH' in Aramaic?

Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?

Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.

‘Obama People’ Just Shanked Jeff Sessions! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 2, 2017

Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!
The right to bare legs is much more fun

America Almost Out Of New Ways To Increase Gun Deaths? Trump And Republicans To The Rescue!

More guns, more guns, more guns, more guns.

Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz’s Trump-Hatin’ Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)

Be like this awesome focus group, and #RESIST!

Trump Bewildered By Strange Dystopian Future Where They Let Ladies Be Governors

We hear they can even wear trousers! What will they think of next?
Mama grizzly has a mad

Let’s Just Cut Out The Grifty Middle-Woman And Make Sarah Palin Head Of The Air Force!

This grifty Heather Wilson lady is no match for our Sister Sarah! UNFAIR!

Jeff Sessions: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

Now that he's made clear the Justice Department is so over voting rights, since racism is a thing of the past, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has focused firmly on the need to Git Tuff on crime, especially...

Trump Finds An Anonymous Source He Likes — Himself!

'Senior Administration Official: Donald And Melania Definitely Having Sexual Intercourse On The Regular, And She Is Very Into It, And Him. Sexually.'
I'm not touching you...OK, I'm tasing and shooting you dead, but not touching you...

Brave Tucson Cops Shove Tiny 86-Year-Old Lady Onto Pavement, Keep Community Safe For Now

Tucson cops know how to deal with elderly scofflaws and those who might help them.

Kay And Jared Jewelry Only Promote Women If They Sleep With Their Bosses. IS THAT BAD?

Every kiss begins with Kay, if you want to keep your job.

House GOP Would Rather Not See Trump’s Taxes. Quiet Rooms, People! QUIET ROOMS!

Why would anyone be interested in whether the president has conflicts of interest?

Trump Demands Congressional Applause. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 1, 2017

Trump reads to Congress, and Democrats threaten blue-dogs. Your morning news brief!