Jeff Sessions Wants More Free Speech Unless It’s For Uppity Black F’Ball Players (Or People Protesting HIM!)

Oh, look, Jeff Sessions is supporting Banned Books Week! Oh, he's not? Hmm..

Wait, We’re Doing WHAT To Puerto Rico? WE SHOULD STOP THAT.

Turns out we've been screwing Puerto Rico for years! Dammit!

Erick Erickson Says Be Nice To Megyn Kelly And STOP SAYING HE FUCKS GOATS

Erick Erickson is tired of your INCIVILI-TAH!

Trump’s Cabinet Off The Damn Rails

You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.
Yes, this really exists

In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.

Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!

Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.

Jared Kushner’s Lawyer Can’t Wait To Fap To Jared’s* NAKED LEGO PORN EMAILS (*Not Jared’s)

Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!

Koch Brother Daddies, Angry About Obamacare, Send Republicans To Bed Without Any Money

Donors say JUMP! Republicans say HOW HIGH?

Will This Nice White Baskets Coach Man Be Able To Explain White Privilege To Trump? Ha Ha, No

It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.

New York Times’s Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today

How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?

St. Louis: Gateway To The Racists

We spent a month in St Louis and all we got was this face full of tear gas

Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump ‘Bumped’? WHOA IF TRUE!

FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.

Alabama Election Day: The Deep Fried Fuckery Edition

Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.

Donald Trump Scolds Lazy Puerto Ricans For Letting Hurricane Hit Their Island

Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.

OMG Y’all, President Stupidass Actually Thinks He’s #WINNING This Football Fight

We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...