Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At ‘Confused Clusterfuck’ Stage

The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.

Serious Question: Is Anthony Scaramucci A Clinton Mole?

Silvertongued Scaramucci says Trump wants to make healthcare more like Comcast and the airlines. So ... huh!
The Yoogest Story Ever Told

Super Christian Donald Trump Big Fan Of God And His Blowhard Son Jesus

God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.

Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day

It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.

Trump DOJ Nominee Represented Russian Bank In Pee Hooker Dossier, Totally Normal

Has Donald Trump ever met anyone who DOESN'T have weird ties with Russia?

Rex Tillerson: Making Naptime Great Again!

GAWD, YOU GUYS! Don't you think the man deserves a break!

Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away

Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

PISSED OFF? NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE? YOU AND US BOTH BABY.

NOW IS THE BASEBALL CAP OF OUR DISCONTENT. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
My friends, my friends, my friends...FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOHN MCCAIN

We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.

We’d Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead

This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing.

Senate About To Vote On Obamacare Repeal With Literally No Idea What They’re Voting On

We're at the brink of a precipice, and the Republicans are ready to take a big step forward.

AZ Republican Kelli Ward Reminds John McCain There’s No ‘I Have Brain Cancer’ In ‘Team’

Gee, you tell a cancer patient to quit so that someone without cancer -- like maybe you -- can take over the job, and everyone's a critic.

Hawaii Crisis Pregnancy Center Will Jam An Ultrasound Wand In Your Vagina FOR JESUS!

Nurse Rebecca will get that 'baby photo,' even if she has to jam that probe up to your eyeballs! That's dedication!

Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now

Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.

Trump Makes Signing Up For Obamacare Harder, How’s That For Terrific Timing?

Just in case Congress doesn't kill Obamacare, Team Trump is cutting off its limbs.

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

A Shitty Yelp Review For A Trump Resort That Doesn’t Exist

WONKET DREAM CORNER!

GOP FIGHT! Richard Burr Says Devin Nunes Is Total Dumbfuck Who Makes Shit Up

A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!