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They plan to wear Make America Great Again hats and skull masks in order to hand out Nazi propaganda at Pokémon gyms. What could go wrong!

It's also OK to crash the plane if you really, really don't like the flight crew's politics.

Is there NOTHING the Trump campaign won't lie about?
Screw you too, pal

He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.
He's not swaying out of rhythm. Everyone else is.

Full video likely to end up in same vault as 'The Day The Clown Cried'

Louie Gohmert knows Jesus would NOT make fun of Hillary Clinton. Don't you want to be like Jesus?

Dave Hon is your new boyfriend and you love him.

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.

As we mentioned the other day, Yr Dok Zoom used to teach college English, and so to give Our Valued Readers an idea of...

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
And for Christ's sake, stop letting Trump claim he was against the battle at Wolf 359!

Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.

The founders NEVER would have wanted to help flood victims, Robertson says.

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!
Thank god a white man has finally figured out crime!

It's always refreshing to see a simple explanation for social problems. If the cause is one bad thing, then fixing things must be easy!

Paul Ryan is quite dismayed at the tone this election has taken, with all the insults and and bullying and name-calling and meanness coming......

This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow.
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

If there is anything women really like, it is for sure when men tell them to smile. I cannot tell you how my quick...

Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO...
Breaking political news to grandchildren is the pits

Maybe the Department Of Homeland Security might be interested in looking into this!