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Sestak And Specter Already Going At It

Catfight, Pennsylvania-style! Several months ago, Arlen Specter made the very principled and selfless decision to switch parties so as to avoid an ugly primary battle with a “real Republican,” which is to say, a vicious and crazed wingnut who would win the GOP nomination and then ...
  brunch dc

Tabard Inn: One of the Best Brunches In Town

The Tabard Inn is one of DC’s oldest and most historic hotels, with a simple yet elegantly decorated restaurant set to one side. (There is also an outdoor patio area). The Tabard Inn’s small dining area usually has a noisy crowd during brunch, the only real detraction from what is ...
  cartoon violence

America Vs. the Sex Dwarves

By the Comics CurmudgeonReaders, your Comics Curmudgeon apologizes for missing last week’s column, but you were all probably using alcohol, smoked meat products, and dangerous explosives to mask your self-loathing and economic despair and weren’t watching the Interhoo anyway, were ...
  sellouts

Al Franken Now Beholden To Republican Special Interests

The newly installed stooge/senator from Minnesota, veteran circus performer Al Franken, had to wait, what, eight months to assume office? And during that time he frittered away many an hour in court, wasting the People’s Money on the frivolous lawsuit that was eventually decided in his ...
  why she resigned

Johnston: Palin Is Just A Fame Whore

Levi Johnston made quite a name for himself by impregnating that Palin daughter (NOT PIPER YOU MONSTERS) and then going on the Larry King Live occasionally and grunting out a few monosyllables in between commercial breaks. “Yes. No. I don’t know.” But yesterday he held a NEWS ...
  why she resigned

Green Shoots (From GM)

A Wells Fargo spokesman said that “Banks are not and cannot be the solution to California’s budget problems.” Indeed, banks have not been the solution to anybody’s problems for quite some time! [San Francisco Chronicle] Iranian protesters turned out in smaller numbers ...
  today in math sciences

Wacky Gay Prince Prophecies End Of Earth, To The Month

An actual 21st-century human whose purpose in life is to slum around masturbating in the Royal Forest every day until his mother dies and he becomes “King of England,” after which his purpose in life will be to slum around masturbating in the Royal Forest every day, may never ...
  the dream is over

ROLAND BURRIS WON’T RUN FOR SENATE!!!

Illinois political legend and pyramid builder Roland Burris will not run for re-election in 2010, according to various Chicago street organizers. And, because he wasn’t elected in the first place, he will also not do that, run for election. This will be announced tomorrow at Michael ...
  rumors on the internets

Nancy Pelosi Wants an MJ Resolution With a Public Option

You careless fools! Barack Obama’s name is misspelled on a diplomatic agreement he signed with Dmitry Medvedev, which means … Stalin gets East Germany back. How could this happen? [RedState] Did Sarah Palin read a book, or stumble across Wikiquotes? And is there a difference? ...
  nation of slobs

LATEST INSANE NEW YORK EXECUTIVE OFF TO AUSPICIOUS START: Congratulations, failed state New York, you have a new Lieutenant Governor! And isn’t he the consummate professional? “Richard Ravitch, the kind of, sort of lieutenant governor, signed his oath of office at the Peter Luger ...
  moooooooom

Lame Ensign Scandal Getting Super-Funny In A Hurry

It was bad enough for sex person John Ensign when his mistress’ husband (his friend Doug Hampton!) claimed that Ensign paid Cindy Hampton $25,000 in severance when she left his PAC, because this may have been a campaign finance violation of some sort. Damn you, John McCain! But NOW, in ...
  still better than denby's

JIM DEMINT IS THE REAL MISS SOUTH CAROLINA: South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint has written a new book about Hitler/Obama and the Iran and, uh, the South American countries and like such as: “Part of what we’re trying to do in ‘Saving Freedom’ is just show that where we ...
  diplomatic incidents

Did Obama Barf On Japan’s Prime Minister?!

Oh noes this is almost a diplomatic incident or something! Here is Barack Obama leaning ominously over the lap of Japanese Premier Taro Aso during a fancy G-8 summit dinner. White House photographer Pete Souza has surely been around long enough to remember the horrifying incident of 1992 when ...
  exciting moments in fundraising

Charlie Crist Raised So Much Money You Guys!

Hey speaking of our favorite Florida Republicans, how’s the gay moderate wing of the Florida GOP faring against the Cuban wingnut wing, in terms of primary fundraising dollars? Let’s examine Charlie Crist’s ongoing Senatorial death-battle with Latin heartthrob Marco Rubio and ...
  what is socialism?

Smarter Bush Brother Gives Interview

Jeb Bush, the slightly less odious brother of former President George W. Bush, delighted the nation when he revealed he wouldn’t be running for Florida’s open Senate seat because huzzah, an election without Bushes! But even if he’s skipping the rounds for 2010, might he have ...
  what is socialism?

Mud-Hut Construction Industry Faces Sudden Slump

Chinese officials have put a lid on protests in the Xinjiang capital, Urumqi, and now they’re just waiting to see see if the Muslim Uighurs get restless on their prayer day (Friday). [AP] The unofficial surge in Afghanistan is proving to be, as George Bush might have once plaintively ...