It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.

MORE DISPATCHES FROM PHILLY YOU GUYS, OMG

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz endorsed a Georgia Republican who said people should shoot cops serving 'no-knock' warrants. You'll probably guess how well that candidate did.

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Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

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If only Democrats loved America. Sad!

Predictably, Donald Trump insists Democrats don't love the flag enough. It's a star spangled lie, but he'll get mileage out of it.

Gabby Giffords is THE HERO WE NEED.
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!

Ooh, look, more fancy pictures of fancy people!

Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with you young ladies out there: Get yourselves elected.
awww

The New York Times added another couple of items to its impressive Crapping on the Clintons archive.
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Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.
Abortion Industrial Complex strikes again!

Thanks to a technicality, felony charges have been dropped against the 'journalists' who made misleading videos claiming Planned Parenthood sold fetal parts for research

Here's some of the stories that may grace yr Wonkette today!
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE? WELL DO YOU?

See what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting totally delusional.

Oh hey! Do you remember that creepy-ass U.S.A. Freedom kids band that opened for Donald Trump at a few of his campaign stops? Of course you do, because they scarred you for life and...
Or a reptilian shape shifter. Not mutually exclusive.

Like other great media analysts, Donald J. Trump had thoughts on the first night of the Democratic Convention. They were silly thoughts.

There were a lot of boo-birds at the first night of the DNC. Or were there that many, really?

But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.