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This Just In: GOP Is True Party of Civil Rights Because of Welfare, or Something

Your Wonkette loves a fun fact, and Kevin D. Williamson’s most recent essay for the National Review Online is full of them! The funnest fact of them all is the core argument of the piece, which is that the...

Your ‘Michigan Mitt & Arizona Too’ Election Night Death Blog

First, a moment of silence for Olympia Snowe, who has delivered a "blow to the GOP" by dying or something. Ha ha, Olympia Snowe. Anyway: Michigan! Will hometown football hero Mitt Romney lose it after all the abortionist...

Michele Bachmann’s Iowa Campaign Chair Comes Out of Paultard Closet

HIGH DRAMA: the Iowa captain of Michele Bachmann's sinking insane asylum, state Senator Kent Sorenson, jumped ship and swam over to Team Paultard MERE DAYS before the Iowa caucuses. Sorenson explained his sudden last-minute switch with some strange line...

Liveblogging the GOP Dingbats Debating This Mysterious World

It's time for the least-informed people in America to debate the whole world, or something! Welcome, happy thanksgiving! We finally have the CNN livefeed working, and now it's time to painstakingly document the Brutal Idiocy we are about to...

America Stuck With All These Guy Fawkes Masks, We Guess

As this photo from our #OWS correspondent KenLayIsAlive makes clear, the guys with the Guy Fawkes masks are well represented at Occupy Wall Street and many other Protest Occupations around the country. The cultural trajectory of this mask is...

Liberal NPR Won’t Cover Wall Street Protests, So Read This Instead

If, by now, you haven't read the incredible public response from NPR regarding the intentional decision to ignore the Occupy Wall Street protests now in their second week, prepare to be repulsed even if you automatically deride liberal protests...

Pot Legalization Initiative Winning Stupid White House Petition Website

America's potheads are (ironically?) the only citizens motivated enough to go to the White House's gimmicky, half-assed new "We the People" petitions website and type up their solemn demands for the President to let the harmless weed-lovers live in...

Liveblogging the GOP Fox News Strap-On Death Match Debate #54

No not another one! Yes, another one! We will do some liveblogging on this, maybe? To give Kirsten Boyd Johnson a break so she can "do something at night" (cry), maybe? Yes! We do hope you've picked up the...

Libertarian Billionaire Wants Island Nation for Libertarian Billionaires

It is possible that if we too had billions of dollars, we might set fire to a few million of it every day for fun and "good form" or however it is appropriate to celebrate exorbitant wealth these days,...

Liveblogging the Ames GOP Presidential Devil Clown Anger Match

Is everyone clutching a bottle of Advil in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other? Does it matter which hand is holding which? NO! Tonight we will watch all 83 GOP presidential candidates stand together on...

Hope And Change 2012: Ron Paul Blimp Maybe Coming Out of Storage

Some things in the world work like clockwork -- a gay Republican is outed, an American president launches another war, John Boehner walks into a tanning booth, Ginni Thomas drunk dials Anita Hill -- so we are not surprised...

Like All Living Beings, Rand Paul Is Considering Running For President

Rand Paul may have only given up groping eyeballs in his uncertified ophthalmology dungeon a couple months ago to become a U.S. senator, but he apparently feels he knows enough about the federal government to consider running the whole...

Last Speech of Dick Cheney’s Life Greeted By Paultard Boos

Oh, other people shouted stuff at Dick Cheney yesterday at CPAC. Don't think you're safe from a little underground bunker torture, Paultards. He's still alive, you know. Rumsfeld is being given CPAC's "Defender Of The Constitution" award, a concept...

A Children’s Treasury of CPAC Crap, Vol. 2

Above, your editor tries his hand at using a real revolutionary-era copper dicking pot this kindly Teabagger was carrying around his belt. Unfortunately, this man was the only one who got the memo about it being Halloween, but in...

Liveblogging Your Next President Donald Trump’s CPAC Speech

Woah! It is that guy with the money from that Joan Rivers show! Sure, we'll liveblog this. 3:34 PM — Huge cheer. Of course he comes into his teevee show theme song. 3:36 PM — Trump says he will decide...

Famous Teabag-Beat Reporter Dave Weigel Apologizing Again

The illiterate who ineptly cuts-and-pastes things at "Fishbowl DC" (remember that site?) is trying to get some traffic for the long-ignored MediaBistro blog by posting some banal crap from that "JournoList" email group the media kids in town use...