When life gives you wingnuts...

Evan McMullin's campaign has its own version of "Dear Shit-Fer-Brains"

Mr. Gross Guy and a 15-year-old girl. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Have you ever seen a voting rights PSA starring Mark Ruffalo's penis? WE DIDN'T THINK SO.

Tomi Lahren, everyone's new favorite ray of sunshine, has issued her official response to Tulsa police officers shooting Terence Crutcher for being a black...

Suuuuuure he will. Remember how Trump pussed out when he was face-to-face with the president of Mexico?

A bowl of Skittles or a basket of deplorables: Which would YOU rather have?
Rachel Maddow has had it with your shit

Hillary Clinton had tough words for Egypt's autocratic president. Donald Trump had wet kisses for him.
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She's doing what she does best, and OH, it is some quality viewing!
It's not the Bilberberger that'll get you. It's the secret sauce. Which is made of PEOPLE!

Brangelina is no more. Try some Alexina Jonelie instead.

Donald Trump is SO SENSITIVE about this! Time to pop some popcorn.
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You're probably going to be as astonished by this as you were by all of Trump's other crooked deals. Believe me.

Frank Luntz has had it with all this electoral 'poison.'

If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!

In addition to fearing being shot during traffic stops, black motorists now need to fear being shot if their cars break down.

Probably something worse than Skittles.
Sorry not sorry, Kentucky

This is just like getting eated by lions probably.

We thought he was just going to vote for her SECRETLY. Now the cat's out of the bag!
Is it jihad cookie time again already?

Americans are now afraid of terrorist cookies.
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