Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.

REMINDER: Doctors Examining Trump’s Shithole Today At Walter Reed

BAD NEWS, AMERICA: They're not checking his brain.

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Cost Of CHIP Really A Bargain. Especially Compared To Price Of 9 Million Tiny Caskets.

It's A Festivus miracle! Actually, it's more of a Festivus not-entirely-a-tragedy!

Will Unemployed Blogger Steve Bannon Fuck Trump On Russia? Reckon He Might!

Bannon has a lawyer and he's on his way to the House Intelligence Committee. But what will he say?????

Toby Young: Meet The British Betsy DeVos, If She Were *More Of An Asshole*!

This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!

Time To Arrest NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio For Crimes Against Exxon!

Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!

Very Stable Genius Spends Morning Torching His Own FISA Bill On Twitter

Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.

Guy Starting Work At 1:30 PM Today Wants Medicaid Poors To Get Off Their Fat Asses

Everything about work requirements for Medicaid is terrible -- and most Medicaid recipients ALREADY WORK.

Look At This Dumb Racist Trump Ambassador Getting Dunked On By Mean Dutch Reporters

Trump only hires the best people!

Hero Louisiana Cop Protects Public From Mouthy Middle School Teacher Who Wants Decent Pay

'But man, proud man, Dress'd in a little brief authority...'

GOP Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Is A Blackmailing Adulterous Piece Of Shit, ALLEGEDLY

Look, another pervy dude in a position of power! WE ARE FOR SHOCKED.

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Roseanne Conner Does Not Deserve What Roseanne Barr Is About To Do To Her

Retconning Roseanne Conner as Archie Bunker is less believable than Dan Conner magically not being dead anymore.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Let’s Do POLL PORN About President Loser Dick’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year!

Good news! Americans hate the weak and failing Donald Trump more than ever!

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

New York Prisons Experiment With Promoting Illiteracy. That’s Not A Typo.

A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list.

Is Doxxing The Woman Who Created The Shitty Media Men List A Shitty Thing To Do? Yes, Yes It Is!

Harper's Magazine plans to publish a Katie Roiphe article in their March issue that will out the creator of the Shitty Media Men list.

Trump’s DHS Now Revoking Naturalized Citizenship Because It Is Their Funnest Thing!

If you look hard enough, you can find criminals everywhere.