Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
AND THEY SAY PUSS-GRABBING DOESN'T PAY.
If you needed any further proof that Trump's plan is to slowly poison everything lovely in the world while simultaneously grinding people to dust beneath his heel just to prove to himself that he can because he is a...
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'
Don't go taking kissing advice from Mike Huckabee!
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(
So. We meet again.
You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.
Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?
Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?
Nazi furries: The fandom menace.
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
The New Cruelty marches on.