We are not writing one more political post today and you can't make us.
Some people have really weird 'values.'
Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!
Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.
We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly
Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...
To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.
Thanks for your important contributions to this conversation, Junior.
For once, it wasn't 'a quiet fellow who kept to himself.'
THIS GUY is going to talk about someone else being unhealthy?!?!? President Pannus needs to sit the fuck down in his electric stroller and roll on home.
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
Ban Men. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!
Todd Starnes may want to look into the definition of 'toxic masculinity.'
Trump is so proud of how he is ending healthcare subsidies for poor folks, and also making insurance that doesn't cover anything more widely available!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Trump should spend less time at Infowars and more time at yr Wonkette! He can start with your OPEN THREAD!
Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?
A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.
Rex Tillerson may have understated the case a bit.
Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.
Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!