He better hope no one has screenshots.
James O’Keefe Idiots, ‘Wealthy Oil Widow’ And ‘Dude With Spy Cuff Links,’ Now Infiltrating Enviro Groups. Very Poorly.
World's Greatest Undercover 'Journalist' stings self, again.
Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!
Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
Jill Stein is alarmed by this bellicose Donald Trump fellow, beating the drums of war against North Korea! Too bad none of this could have been prevented :(
We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.
What the fuck is wrong with him? (SPOILER: Everything.)
Why did John McCain refuse to suddenly eliminate healthcare for millions? Must have been funny in the head.
Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?
The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.
Special election time AGIN, MAW?
We've seen this movie before.
Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
It's too early to panic. Maybe when he starts talking about launching us on the Great Journey to the Stars ...
Russia? Real but confusing. Black lady college student selling Trump crap? Fake, and more confusing than Russia.
America, this is your reality. Thank a Trump voter today!
Loose lips sink ships, y'all! LIT'RALLY!
The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.
Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?
Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters!
He may be a mass killer, but at least he's not boastful about it. This week, anyway.