SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!
Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.
Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
'Legal Expert' Steve Bannon's advice to Trump: ACT AS GUILTY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.
The party of family values strikes again!
MASSIVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD. That is what this is all about. WE THINK.
Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
We can do so many activities!
We bet Donald Trump is gonna miss him real bad, for sure.
A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(
Wow, Jared is one lucky guy!
This here 'Justice' Department may need a new moniker.
Y'all know this fucking Horowitz prick?
WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!
Paranoid Dickweasel Is Paranoid, Dickweasel
They say marching is the new brunch!
Ignore the fact that Kern County is America's deadliest for police shootings, this was *out of context* man!
Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!