Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?
Well, he knew before the rest of us did.
Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.
Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining.
What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
Sorry we didn't make you a livestream yesterday, we are moar better on it today!
Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.
Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!
Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.
It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!
Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
CLICK FOR THE LURID DETAILS.
Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.
Is Jenny McCarthy invited?
Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!
Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
In the annals of Trump Dck Moves, this is a fairly minor one. But it's dickish all the same.
Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!