Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.
Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
We will pray for this dumb Fox News essayist.
MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!
Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.
'I have fought the good fight, I have finished the COURSE.' -- 2 Timothy 4:7
What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
How are Republicans trying fo screw up healthcare today? How AREN'T they?
All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!
Let's be better people!
Hawaii? Has to be Obama's fault somehow.
Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.
And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.
There was literally no reason for Chris Matthews to think what he said was at all problematic.
We are SHOCKED to find out Trump might be a dishonest man who cheats on his pregnant wife!
Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Like America even cares what foreigns think.
We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist.
What could possibly go worng?
Those tax cuts for the super-rich sure are trickling onto Walmart workers, you bet.
Stupid England! You can't break up with Donald Trump, 'cause HE'S DUMPING YOU FIRST!
WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?