Let’s Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?
He is very excited about his new job!

TWIST! John McCain Knew About Trump’s Alleged Pee Fetish The Whole Time!

Well, he knew before the rest of us did.

Please Forget Trump’s Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly

Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.

Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do

Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???

Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!

Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?

Only 37% Of Americans Would Pee On Donald Trump If He Were On Fire

Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining.

It’s True. Chuck C. Johnson Is Advising Trump Transition. Cyanide Pill Line Forms To Right

What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions Hearings Day Two Livestream! Headline Joke About Jeff Sessions And Pee To Come!

Sorry we didn't make you a livestream yesterday, we are moar better on it today!
OK, maybe not one at the State Department...

Let’s Find Out If Vladmir Putin Has Ever Peed On Rex Tillerson

Come watch Exxon CEO man try to convince us he's qualified to lead the State Department HAHAHAHAHA AS IF.

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!

That Intel Briefing Trump Got? Says He Hired Russian Hookers To Pee On Each Other. Same Old!

Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.

Let’s Watch Obama’s Farewell Speech And Beg Him Never To Leave Us Again

It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!

Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
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Fox News Paying Ladies For Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Sex Crimes Again

CLICK FOR THE LURID DETAILS.
Hope you've been making regular contributions to your health savings account...

Senate Dems Skip College Sportsball Game To Talk All Night About Obamacare. Is That Even Legal?

Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.

Jeff Sessions Is Coming All Over Your Porn! We Mean Coming After!

Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!

Congress Looking Up Putin’s Skirt, Now-ish! Let’s Peep Together!

Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
Didn't have the right look, probably.

Trump Expands Enemies List To Include 89-Year-Old Inauguration Announcer Guy. WEAK! SAD! DICKISH!

In the annals of Trump Dck Moves, this is a fairly minor one. But it's dickish all the same.

Dem Leader Chuck Schumer Shows Signs Of Usefulness: Trolling Mitch McConnell To All Hell

Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!