Peggy Noonan hallucinates a world where Donald Trump is sane. Then she hallucinates some more, for why not?
Protip: A punchline should refrain from literally socking people in the nose.
Dr. Gundry reveals the top 3 common foods that you would have never guessed were the cause of your fatigue.
JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.
Trump is booed by priests, how Russia broke the Interwebz, why Peggy Noonan is still A Idiot. Your Morning News Brief!
You want to compare foundations, Donald? Let's compare foundations.
Donald Trump will be happy to accept the outcome of the election, if he wins!
MSNBC finds world's saddest undecided voters. Still.
Just how bigly Did Donald Trump win? If you're Kellyanne Conway, the bigliest!
Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.
SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GAY-BANG VLADIMIR PUTIN, DONALD TRUMP. SAY IT!
Donald Trump, according to everybody, challenged either a pillar or a cornerstone of American Democracy at Thursday's debate when he said he'd have to...
No no no, we are sure Donald Trump Jr. was not hoovering up all the coke! OR WAS HE???
Hillary Clinton used the third debate to give Trump the ass-kicking we've all been waiting for.
We worried the final Trump Clinton debate would be a sh*tshow. And it was but in only the best way!
Let's talk about Bad Hombres, that Nasty Woman, and turd polishing! Here's your news brief!
Ready, set, TRUMP CLINTON DEBATE LIVEBLOOG!
James O'Keefe has released more dumb video that proves -- to people who believe it already -- the election is rigged.
BAD JOB, KELLYANNE CONWAY. Also, we kinda feel sorry for her.
Eat love laugh! Or whatever, OLIVE GARDEN.
Thank goodness irrational fear of foreigners doesn't lead to tragic results.
Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!
Did John Kerry pressure Ecuador? is there a global conspiracy? DO YOU CARE?