Trump’s Twitter Insults Getting Even Less Clever, Because Somehow That Was Possible

Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.

Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

Fox News Just Beside Itself That Anyone Would Politicize Martin Luther King

We will pray for this dumb Fox News essayist.

MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!

Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.

Celebrate Martin Luther King Day With Trump’s Traditional MLK Day Golfing Hootenanny!

'I have fought the good fight, I have finished the COURSE.' -- 2 Timothy 4:7

HOT TAKE: Maybe Tom Cotton And David Perdue Are Racist Assholes Like Trump!

What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
Needs more glowing blue eyes and speaking in ALL CAPS

Is It Even Fair That Your Boss Has To Buy You Health Insurance? A Republican Thinker!

How are Republicans trying fo screw up healthcare today? How AREN'T they?

This Is How Joy Reid Tells An Idiot To Shut The Fuck Up

All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!

Hawaii’s Nuclear Alert System Did A Silly Thing, Uh-Oh

Hawaii? Has to be Obama's fault somehow.

‘The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.’ Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018

Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!

Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth

We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.

Joy Reid Rips Trump Pastor A New Shithole For Hating Dirty UnAmerican Poors

And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.

Hey! Anyone Remember The 85,000 Other Times Chris Matthews Said Some Messed Up Things?

There was literally no reason for Chris Matthews to think what he said was at all problematic.

Trump Was ALLEGEDLY Banging Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant. Allegedly.

We are SHOCKED to find out Trump might be a dishonest man who cheats on his pregnant wife!

Yes, Andrew Sullivan, It’s Worse To Remove A Condom During Sex Than It Is To Be A Commie

Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.

Your Weekly Top Ten Cannot Get Over Revelation That Trump Is Racist

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Donald Trump Finally Right: The World Is Laughing At Us And Our Shithole President

Like America even cares what foreigns think.

If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump’s ‘Shitholes’ Routine, You’ll Looove This!

We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist.
Love is bureaucracy

Trump Working Hard To Fuck Up Everyone’s Taxes At Record Levels

What could possibly go worng?
OK, we care about fair use, at least

Are Those Tax-Cut Bonuses A Publicity Stunt Scam? Hey, Let’s Ask Walmart!

Those tax cuts for the super-rich sure are trickling onto Walmart workers, you bet.

Beta Cuck Trump Cancels England Trip Because He’s Scared, Blames Black Guy Obviously

Stupid England! You can't break up with Donald Trump, 'cause HE'S DUMPING YOU FIRST!

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?