Hurry Up And Defrost That Turkey, Michael Flynn! You Might Be In Jail By Thursday!

Cannot wait to see someone wipe the smirk off that little Pizzagate bastard!

Sherrod Brown And Orrin Hatch In FRACAS And HULLABALLOO Over Shitty Senate Tax Cut For Rich People Only

The cruellest thing you can do is point out to Republicans the real effects of their tax policies.

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

Wingnut Radio Host Accuses Al Franken Of Stalking Her … With MATH!

A shocking tale of terrifying budget statistics.

Oh Shut Up About Al Franken, President Pussburglar

Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore.

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

Trump Admin Steps Back From Complete Dick Move On DACA Renewals, Is Now Only Half A Dick

Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

House Passes GOP Tax ‘Cut’ Raising Taxes For Everyone Under $75K. Champagne All Around!

What are YOU doing to help the already wealthy?

You Broke My Heart, Franken

Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.

Donald Trump’s Disgusting Idiot Sons Can Now Kill All The Elephants They Want

Can't think of any reason Trump would reverse this Obama-era policy... Oh, *that.*

Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now

Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Does Not Have Time For Mitch McConnell’s Shit!

Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work.

Internet Troll ‘Baked Alaska’ Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter

Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.

Roy Moore Will Sign Your Yearbook AND Your Absence Note!

Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Roy Moore Wanted To Molest An Adult For Once (Sure, Jan, ‘Allegedly’)

Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette’s Sexiest Man Alive!

Oh, like this is any weirder than Blake Shelton!