Yay, Donald's dashing boyfriend is in town!
It's almost like money won't protect you if you're black.
We don't know whether the Nashville shooter is part of the 'sovereign citizen' movement. If he is, he's got disturbing company.
Would it be a problem for a Secretary of State to try to bring on the End Times? Would that be bad?
We've reached the singularity of grift!
Betsy DeVos Just Solved Discrimination In Schools! By Axing All Investigations Into Discrimination In Schools
Is there really that much discrimination in education? If you don't look for it, probably none at all.
Is this the stupidest lie Trump has ever told? MAYBE!
Wait, we thought he was affable. Is he still affable?
Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!
Is our New York Times EVER GOING TO LEARN?
Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.
A Nice Lady is mad about a thing.
HOT TAKE: Maybe Kellyanne Conway should STFU.
You haters just need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and invest in apartment buildings to help the poor like Sean Hannity.
No, Big Pharma is not hiding its cancer cures. There ARE exciting new DNA discoveries though!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!
You mean you can't just cut taxes and education forever without consequences?
It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.
FREE YOURSELF, MELANIA!
We would watch that, we are just saying.
What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.
Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.
Who the fuck could possibly play Trump if he were lucky enough to be somehow included in this production that clearly does not need him one damn bit?