don't you dare make me come down there

Warren says nasty women gots nasty feet and they're gonna cast nasty votes for Hillary on November 8!

If you want to win, link yourself to a president you hate, but who has a much higher approval rating.

Dr. Gundry reveals the top 3 common foods that you would have never guessed were the cause of your fatigue.

What alternate reality is the Trump campaign living in?
Mary Todd Lincoln? Look at her! I don't think so!

It would have been a better speech if if had been written on the back of an envelope.

Scott Adams does not think Trump is Hitler. But if Trump is Hitler, Scott Adams will BRING THE PAIN.
Actual wall will be built even more bigly

Fine, so he's saying 'big league' and not 'bigly.' But he's stills using it weird.

In Donald Trump's America, you won't be allowed to make Donald Trump cry!
They're going for more of a hip, millennial feel.

Trump Hotels isn't naming its new hotel line "Trump," but the name's not tainted, no, not at all.

The Democrats golden unicorn, Trump's federal worker problem, and trouble in Margaritaville! Here's your daily news brief!
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

How is Wonkette being a dumb stupid jerkoff Shillary for Hillary today? All of the ways!
The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!
Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes

Take your cholesterol meds, and then EAT THIS NOW.

All your Corporate Malfeasance in one easy bite!

Come read your top ten stories and get all your NASTY WOMAN gear!
evan hurst. just kidding, it's young handsome joe biden!

Let 'er rip, Joe!

This is what happens when you take someone who calls themselves 'Joey Salads' seriously.
Why wouldn't you believe this man?

Shameless watchdog or public-spirited self promoter?

Hillary Clinton is a really, really good person.

Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.

Oprah explains that it doesn't matter if you *like* Hillary, because SHE AIN'T COMIN' TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER!

Jesus thinks this guy is a laff riot.

Let's all give GOP Congressman Brian Babin an engraved, filigreed note of thanks.