So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!
Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.
What could go wrong?
It's almost breathtaking the number of ways the Trumpers have come up with to screw workers. Who'll keep voting for Trump.
What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?
Ryan Zinke is all about 'local input.' Unless it's from a bunch of damn hippie nature lovers.
Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.
SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!
Don't you just feel safer already?
Very stable White House geniuses manage feat of pissing off Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes. Please clap.
Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!
Soccer hooligans look down on these guys.
How could she remember if Trump said 'shithole' when she can't even remember if there are white people in Norway?
Good Christ this is awful.
Town Halls would be so nice without all those pesky voters.
Jared And Ivanka’s BFF Wendi Deng Murdoch MAYBE Chinese Spy, DEFINITELY Banged Tony Blair And Vladimir Putin, ALLEGEDLY
What in the fuck with this story?
Welcome to the shithouse.
Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!
Glenn Greenwald’s Got Us Now! Democrats Conspiring Against Chelsea Manning For Running Against Democrat!
Christ, not this asshole again!