Just kidding, his jokes suck.
Fore, score, and seven years ago.
It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.
Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
Does this mean they are snowflakes now???
In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Some people need to study up a bit. It's your OPEN THREAD
Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.
Because their lips are moving.
BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.
Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!
A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!
Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.
Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.
Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.
Lawsplaining all like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!
Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?