Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
Also this is your open thread!
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SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.
We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
Shouldn't we just take the accused rapist's word on this?
Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.
Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.
Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!
A white cop is actually going to prison for shooting an unarmed black man. During the Trump administration, no less.
This is fine. It's all going exactly according to plan.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
We think you'll agree this statement from Sarah Huckabee Sanders is very Poot Lips.
Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!
Durr durr durr durr durr.
A network comes to its senses, a satirical commentator gets justice, and a ratfucker thinks he's taught everyone a lesson.
Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.
There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.
Nobody said this cultural shift was going to be comfortable. But it's the right path forward.