‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies

It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Tim Allen, Richard Spencer, And Nazis In The News! (No, Not Steve Bannon. This Time.)

Some people need to study up a bit. It's your OPEN THREAD

OMG SEAN SPICER STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘WIRE TAPPS’ A THING. THEY WILL NEVER BE A THING.

Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.

Even President Trump’s Schedule Is A Filthy Lie

Because their lips are moving.

POTUS Twitter Working Overtime To Spread #FakeNews About Today’s Comey Hearing

BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.

Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

James Comey Pisses On Trump’s ‘Wire Tapp’ BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker

Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.

Donald Trump’s Management Tips: It’s All The Hunger Games And Shit

Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.

Donald Trump And Angela Merkel Met And All We Got Was This Unending Shame

Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: The Canadian SCOTUS Will Surely Hear Of This Outrage!

Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.

Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President

YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Clown-Faced Wonkette Typist WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags

Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!

The ‘WTF DUDE?’ Look Angela Merkel Gave Donald Trump Today Will GIVE YOU LIFE

Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?