Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Robert Mueller Too Cool For Trump’s Bullshit. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 19, 2018

Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: Donna Shalala Rolls Into Florida’s 27th District Like A Hurricane

Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!

Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It

Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!

Steel Yourself For Wonkette’s Pittsburgh Drinky Thing, Right This Dang Afternoon!

Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.

The Week In Garbage Men: Love In The Time Of The Deplorables

And also this is your open thread!

Trump Lawyer Says Stormy Daniels Owes Him $20 Million For Not Shutting Up About Banging Trump

If they didn't have an affair, she wouldn't be violating the non-disclosure agreement. WHOOPS!

Andrew McCabe Fired, Because That’s What Gets Trump’s Dick Wet

Oh MAN, this is fucked up.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Celebrating Another Successful Infrastructure Week


Eligible #MAGA Bachelor Loves Trump, Long Walks On The Border Wall, And Bombing Clinics And Mosques. Swipe Right!

If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.

FBI And DHS: Russian Hackers Calling From Inside The House

Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?

Buzzfeed Takes Michael Cohen To Law School, For Maybe His First Time

Buzzfeed harmed MICHAEL COHEN'S reputation? O RLLY?

Steven Mnuchin Has Million-Dollar Military Jet Habit

He had some ethics, they were clouds in his coffee, clouds in his coffee.

BREAKING: Something Is Happening


Kris Kobach’s Top Expert Flagged Voters For Fraud Because They Were Named, Like, ‘Jose’

Who would have believed the voter fraud myth is based on incredibly dishonest statistics? Other than everyone.

Donald Trump Jr. Almost As Good At Marriage As He Is At Having A Normal Human Face

This is the meanest thing about Donald Trump Jr.'s divorce you will read ALL DAY.

Chicago, Take Away The Greatest Part Of Me! (TONIGHT!)

Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!