General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

We Think Alex Jones May Be Confused About What A ‘Drag Queen’ Is

THIS IS THE NEW BEST ALEX JONES VIDEO EVER.

Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!

Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor

Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

On Further Reflection, Steve Mnuchin Admits Tax Cuts Might Help Super-Rich After All

All the rich want is your fair share. Is that too much to ask?
Just look up 'Backpfeifengesicht'

Tony Perkins Knows Soldiers Wouldn’t Sext Ladies Their Dicks If There Weren’t All These Queers Around

Is there ANYTHING these motherfuckers won't blame on the gays?

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Nice Time! School Named For Loser Traitor Jefferson Davis To Be Renamed For Patriot Barack Obama

A majority-black school in Mississippi wasn't too into being named after a guy who fought a war to keep black people enslaved.

ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!

Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.
Never out of style in U.S. America

Is The Dumbass You’re Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?

Another DEEP DIVE into Russia's campaign to fuck with the 2016 election!

Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.

Alex Jones Trucker Speed Does A Body Good, If Your Body Likes EATING LEAD

If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)

Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?
These are Yang worship words! You will not say them!

How Hospitals Are Boning You, FOR FREEDOM

You want single payer? You need to figure out how to bring costs down.