Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!
The left/liberal divide needs to be hashed out, not glossed over, and Hillary Clinton existing isn't the problem.
Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?
Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?
That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!
The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.
Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?
Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Logic: If John C. Calhoun believed slavery was good, it must be true!
Nobody's health insurance is safe.
Guy fired by Google would like to take a moment to prove Google ONE MILLION PERCENT RIGHT.
Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.
Everything's coming up pizza!
Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?
To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.
This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.