Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To????

A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet.

Kid Rock Just Too Hilarious For Us Liberals To Understand!

Kid Rock is selling some VERY ORIGINAL shirts that call blue states 'Dumbfuckistan.' HA HA!
As predicted by Nostradamus and anyone who knows Donald Trump

Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate!

Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden.

This Nice Wackjob Christianist Lady Mighta Just Outlawed Every Abortion In Ohio

Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!

Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand

Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.

Who Should Be In America, This Badass Young #DREAMer Immigrant Woman, Or Rick Santorum?

IDEA: How about we #DeportRickSantorum?

Story Of Mob-Run Fake ‘U.S. Embassy’ In Ghana Would Make A Pretty Good Movie, We Bet

A fake U.S. Embassy operating for ten years? What's not to like about this as a movie premise?
Transcript: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

Carrier Union Leader Says Trump ‘Lied His Ass Off’ About Saving Jobs, Probably While Head Still Up There

Donald Trump's bogus claim about "saving" over a thousand jobs at Carrier almost made a union leader vomit. Mission accomplished?

Let’s All Watch Jake Tapper Ride Mike Pence’s Ass Like A Jewish Grandma Force-Feeding You Kugel

Jake Tapper is a schnauzer on Mike Pence's pant leg.

Weather Channel Tells Dead Breitbart To Shut Its Dumbass Mouth

The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.

Bob Dole Wants To Make Taiwan Great Again! Wonkagenda for December 7, 2016

Donald Trump's slight of hand, everyone hates Chris Christie, and Corey Lewandowski hates Festivus. Your Daily News Brief!

Trump’s. Nuts. Roasting. On. An Open. Fire. A Christmas Music Post!

Fiona Apple made a Christmas song for Donald Trump!

It’s Time To Save ‘Libraries’ From The Koch Brothers, All You Four-Eyes Pointy-Headed Smarties!

The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.

Trump Tower: A Luxurious Address With Secret Service Protection And A Target On Its Back!

What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.

Loser N.C. Gov Pat McCrory Might Get To Sniff Your Junk In Trump Administration

Failing upward, is what this is called.

Kellyanne Conway Will Run Twitter Lynch Mob, For Donald Trump, America, And So Much $$$!

Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
This is actually an adult doggie now. Good dog, Champ!

Joe Biden Says He’s Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING!

It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.

Kellyanne Conway Really Needs A Job! Wonkagenda for Tuesday December 6, 2016

Get in here and read your morning News Brief in your new briefs. Or whatever, we don't judge.

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court

Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!