President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed ‘Em Which One Is ‘Camel’

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Shut Down A Government? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 18, 2018

Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.

Seven Things To Think About That Are NOT Trump Comparing Porn Star He Banged To His Daughter Ivanka

Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!

Lindsey Graham And Donald Trump Are ON A BREAK!

Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.

Trump Letting Employers Grab Women’s … Money. Whew, Just Their Money! What A Relief!

It's almost breathtaking the number of ways the Trumpers have come up with to screw workers. Who'll keep voting for Trump.

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?

National Parks Advisors Tell Ryan Zinke To Take Their Job And Shove It

Ryan Zinke is all about 'local input.' Unless it's from a bunch of damn hippie nature lovers.

Republican Lady Explains Good Fathers Stop Gun Crime. RFK’s Son Chris Kennedy Says Go Fuck Yourself

Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

Steve Bannon Too Busy Sucking Own Cock To Answer Trey Gowdy’s Questions

Very stable White House geniuses manage feat of pissing off Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes. Please clap.

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That’s Some Bullshit

Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Cory Booker Just Called Kirstjen Nielsen A Complicit Asshole, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!

Very Stable Geniuses Try To Arrest London’s Mayor For High Crime Of Brownness

Soccer hooligans look down on these guys.

Trump’s Aryan Homeland Security Idiot Kirstjen Nielsen DOES NOT REMEMBER, OK?

How could she remember if Trump said 'shithole' when she can't even remember if there are white people in Norway?
biased pic i'm sure

Iowa Voters Doing The Polka On Joni Ernst And Chuck Grassley’s Stupid Trump-Loving Faces

Town Halls would be so nice without all those pesky voters.

Trump Almost Made Deal On DACA, But Then John Kelly Saved Racists’ Day!

Welcome to the shithouse.

Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!