Settle down, frightened white residents of Dubuque. He didn't mean YOU!
So there.

The Donald Trump campaign's official response to evidence the Trump Foundation paid for Donald Trump's private business: 'Neener-neener-neener.'

Is Trump really concerned about protecting Americans? Hahahaha, you are funny!

'Brother Dean' Saxton has been arrested for kicking a woman in the chest, for Jesus.
Oh, there's good stuff in here.

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Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.
Fill in the blank: 'Best combination since ________'

Boxing promoter and pardoned killer Don King said a few words for Donald Trump Wednesday. Most of the focus will be on one word in particular.
When life gives you wingnuts...

Evan McMullin's campaign has its own version of "Dear Shit-Fer-Brains"

Mr. Gross Guy and a 15-year-old girl. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Have you ever seen a voting rights PSA starring Mark Ruffalo's penis? WE DIDN'T THINK SO.

Tomi Lahren, everyone's new favorite ray of sunshine, has issued her official response to Tulsa police officers shooting Terence Crutcher for being a black...

Suuuuuure he will. Remember how Trump pussed out when he was face-to-face with the president of Mexico?

A bowl of Skittles or a basket of deplorables: Which would YOU rather have?
Rachel Maddow has had it with your shit

Hillary Clinton had tough words for Egypt's autocratic president. Donald Trump had wet kisses for him.
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She's doing what she does best, and OH, it is some quality viewing!
It's not the Bilberberger that'll get you. It's the secret sauce. Which is made of PEOPLE!

Brangelina is no more. Try some Alexina Jonelie instead.

Donald Trump is SO SENSITIVE about this! Time to pop some popcorn.
Funny how we keep finding uses for this pic!

You're probably going to be as astonished by this as you were by all of Trump's other crooked deals. Believe me.