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Comment on Your Memorial Day Weekend Happy Funtime Post: Duke Cunningham Still Behind Bars by Buckminster

Buckminster — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:43:28 +0000

Good lord, some of us remember when the stellar Conrad Burns got kicked out of his office due to Abramhoff connections. Honestly, when will we learn?

Comment on Brain-Eating Space Virus Roger Ailes Turns on Itself by usuhname

usuhname — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:32:44 +0000

right wing must be franco or hitler

Comment on So Sorry, You Will Need To Change Your Panties Now by George Skullfry

George Skullfry — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:32:16 +0000

And they are still, you know, pretty much all right with each other despite the threats and incessant vilification.

I was impressed with the way the Clintons ignored/deflected the shit that was thrown at them (even the shit that Bill sort of deserved).

The Obamas have played through the shitfield even better. I dunno if it's easier or harder because Barry doesn't actually deserve the shit, but man, they still sparkle when they're together.

Comment on Here Is Your Great Wisconsin Recall Debate Totally Timed For Maximum Exposure by Negropolis

Negropolis — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:30:45 +0000

This race has me in knots. Every poll has Scooter leading, mostly by very thin margins, but still leading, nonetheless. Waukesha, I will not abide.

Comment on So Sorry, You Will Need To Change Your Panties Now by Negropolis

Negropolis — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:26:54 +0000

Yeah, but TPSB (The president's still black). If you take him to a gun range, they'll just end up calling him a thug, since all black people with guns are thugs.

Comment on So Sorry, You Will Need To Change Your Panties Now by FakaktaSouth

FakaktaSouth — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:24:11 +0000

Wow. I feel – love. Nothing but pure, honest, unrestrained love, respect, admiration, desire, appreciation, joy – an empirical and fundamental understanding of another person's most intimate nature. Two people honestly enjoying the fact of the others' existence.

And they are the most vilified, hated, threatening/threatened couple we've ever had sleep in the White House.

What a wonderful world this WOULD be…I would want him to get all the way in the bed with me though – not just shove me down in the covers. Tuck this, Pres O, all the way in.

Comment on So Sorry, You Will Need To Change Your Panties Now by usuhname

usuhname — Sun, 27 May 2012 07:02:24 +0000

and then the tentacle monster comes and tucks Barry in too, whispering soft lullabies about nuclear launch codes into his ear…