weazel commented on Obama To Die Of Stroke If President, at 3:35 PM on Apr 18 Alcohol and KFC cancel each other out. more »

weazel commented on Obama To Die Of Stroke If President, at 3:13 PM on Apr 18 Except that he's an underweight. more »

weazel commented on The Horrifyingly Bitter Cartooninated Week That Was, at 3:04 PM on Apr 18 "Never walk on water unless you know where the rocks are." -Bootsy more »

weazel commented on McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy's Fortune Kept Secret!, at 2:59 PM on Apr 18 Oops..wrong thread. more »

weazel commented on McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy's Fortune Kept Secret!, at 2:57 PM on Apr 18 I'm older than quadrophonic, 8-track, Toodaloop, Jarts, and Kung-Fu Grip. more »

weazel commented on McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy's Fortune Kept Secret!, at 2:37 PM on Apr 18 He always like he's about to play thumb wars with his bosom friend Jesse. more »

weazel commented on Secret Democratic Operatives Blandly Attack McCain's Age, at 2:30 PM on Apr 18 This is what happens when you give us WASPS the keys to the funny. more »

weazel commented on Secret Democratic Operatives Blandly Attack McCain's Age, at 2:12 PM on Apr 18 As a Dem, I'm torn. more »

weazel commented on The Pennsylvania Surge Is Working!, at 2:08 PM on Apr 18 I lost more than my wallet at the Error Bar. more »

weazel commented on Former White Southern Senators Endorse Hopey, at 2:01 PM on Apr 18 Hint: "It stiiinks!..." more »

weazel commented on Former White Southern Senators Endorse Hopey, at 1:32 PM on Apr 18 Two words: Park Overall. more »

weazel commented on The Pennsylvania Surge Is Working!, at 12:37 PM on Apr 18 I'm faar to urban elitist to trust Zogby. more »

weazel commented on Superdelegates Still Snubbing Hillary Clinton, at 12:16 PM on Apr 18 Flo: When this male cleans house, he uses a toothbrush to get the grout perfect. more »

weazel commented on But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare, at 11:58 AM on Apr 18 In my high school, we had a student president debate. more »

weazel commented on Superdelegates Still Snubbing Hillary Clinton, at 11:53 AM on Apr 18 Again I say unfair! more »

weazel commented on Superdelegates Still Snubbing Hillary Clinton, at 11:16 AM on Apr 18 Wonkette - unfair with that foto! I had kept her up late the previous night. more »

weazel commented on Campus Conservatives Cry Out For Own Victim Status, at 11:10 AM on Apr 18 Repugs, as usual, are trying to colonize an emptying nest. more » [gawker]

weazel commented on Did Oklahoma Sheriff Keep Sex Slaves In County Jail?, at 10:59 AM on Apr 18 Illegal immigrants have pretty much cleared out of Oklahoma, owing to draconian new laws, leaving ghost neighborhoods and probably trashing the economy. I intended to make a snarky comparison remark. more »