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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Marlins Break Brandon Webb's Evil Spell, at 12:06 PM on May 22 @DaOtter: This abysmal play is the baseball Gods taking vengeance for all the whinnying coming from the Gas Lamp District after Holliday's disputed slide at home. more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Beware The Handrails Of Death, at 12:02 PM on May 22 @The Gentleman Masher: He burned Atlanta, Savannah, & Columbia, but passed on taking down Charleston. more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on It's graduation season and, at 9:01 PM on May 21 Me thinks Kylie Reese might not be long for the business, as she is encouraging growth in the stripping -- which only leads to on-camera sexing -- sector. more » [fleshbot]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Last chance for your Champions, at 12:40 PM on May 21 @White Speed Receiver: "putting a tie on a blow-up doll" I think you want Fleshbot. more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The Knicks Already Have Danilo Gallinari Fever, at 12:38 PM on May 21 When did Senior Writer purchase sponsoring rights for Italian Basketball League? more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Breaking: Russia Years Ahead Of Us In Remote Control Flying Penis Technology, at 8:24 AM on May 21 @metsarethe...: & unofficial Gawker family member Wonkette (spun-off, but still true, in our hearts). more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Flesh Flicks: Geography Is Hot!, at 11:49 PM on May 20 @The Merovingian Princess: Whoopi Goldberg has a home in Mianus. /jackass, c. more » [fleshbot]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Use Your Urine To Kill Space Aliens, at 11:48 PM on May 20 Just defer from eating Brussels Sprouts before competing. more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The Lions Continue To Be A Feel-Good Story In Detroit, at 10:50 PM on May 20 @UkraineNotWeak: As long as none of Kige's centerfolds are the current Miss June -- Juliette Frette, though she'll always be "Juliette Rose", as she appeared in Girls of the Pac-10 (Winter/Spring '06), to me -- I am ok with this. more » [deadspin]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on We were okay with "Not The, at 10:46 PM on May 20 @Crunchbird: I think we can date this back to Meet the Feebles. more » [fleshbot]

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The Sports Hernia on May 21, 2008

Do you think Jose Reyes's favorite wrestler was Jose Luis Rivera?


tunamelt on May 8, 2008

You're like the most popular person on Gawker, but since you post mostly on Deadspin, I've almost never seen you before. This ranking system is pressure-filled.


RachelRayIsTheDevil on May 7, 2008

Um....uh... yeah it is, isn't it? ...pardon me while I go tell myself what a dumbfuck I am.


RachelRayIsTheDevil on May 6, 2008

Unlike myself, the ladies LOVE YOUR SHIT MAN!


RachelRayIsTheDevil on May 6, 2008

Yeah I'm scoring some heavy points with the Biznatches. LA got pissed at me because I critiqued her bland post on BugsandCranks. I was pointed but polite. I wasn't trying to be an asshole, as she asserts, but the column blew. Westsidegirl is just some wound up carpet munching tight ass weirdo. Oh, did I mention dumbass? I think I'll avoid the carpet set in the future. Uppity broads.

I'm going to expose your comment ("my...hairdresser") to the entire DS/internets world unless you give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Don't make me get Dr. Evil on ya. I think everyone knows at this point that your a friending floozy so it won't exactly be big news.

I don't know who is staff and who isn't. Who the fuck is Nibbles? It kinda looks like you have to have a blog to get a coveted star. I have a job and no star.


RachelRayIsTheDevil on May 5, 2008

That Witzbold guy is chumping you man. C'mon! Pick up your game.


Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB on May 5, 2008

Thanks for your latest message big boy. Even though we are probably a few time zones apart I feel very close to you already. You can go on living your life vicariously through me on wonkette. And my storyline always ends badly.


Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB on May 4, 2008

i am the real thing. i have a political side you know. when i endorsed mccain it was in all the papers and even this site. jim and ken have a secret crush on me and so do YOU you bad boy.


Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB on May 3, 2008

You are my first follower on Wonkette! This blog is totally cool. We should meet the next time you are in L.A. Drinks will be on me! I make a mean Apple Martini!


shortsshortsshorts on May 3, 2008

The answer to "hernia's" question is hell ya.



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