Recipe Hub

Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:

Betty Ford’s Boozy Chocolate Cake

Mom, who are those people?

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)

Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Under The Sea’ Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone

The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
"And so what happens in this room?"

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan, FOREVER!

Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.

Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017

This guy. This guy just ROCKS.

Potato Chip Cookies. NO, SERIOUSLY!

Let's get baked!

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

Here Is Your Wonkette Fourth Of July Foody And Drinky Open Thread!

Happy 4th of July to all U.S. Americans, even those who cannot find America on a map, and such as.
Garden In A Bowl

Gazpacho: the Original Smoothie?

So, here we are. 4th of July. Independence Day. The Most Sacred Celebration in our Nation's secular canon. A time to reflect upon the ideals our nation was founded upon and our efforts in striving to live...
Sweet, Spicy Yum!

If It’s Summertime, It’s Shrimping Time!

Check out these two great shrimp recipes!

Oatmeal Nutella RESISTANCE Muffins: Because Donald Trump Is Not The Boss Of You!

We are going to make it through this fucking nightmare!!!!

EAT RIBS NOW.

Sweet, savory, acidic AND piquant, all at the same time? That's a mighty tasty raft!

Our Friends At Penzeys To Paul Ryan: You’ve Got To Be Kind!

Obamacare stories AND stuffed lamb meatballs? Thanks, friends at Penzeys!