Our route's changed a tiny, better check and see if we're parked in your driveway RIGHT NOW!
We are all wrung out with our love for them.
A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens' March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but...
We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends? We will see you TONIGHT, Brooklyn, New York, at your comrade Erin's restaurant...
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.