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Release the movie quotes!

Anacortes, Washington, Love All Over Us TONIGHT!

Sean Hannity won't be there, but YOU will!

Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?

Where in the world is the Wonkebago?

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

May We Have Some More Please?

Feed the baby.

COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017

The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!

Minneapolis, Chicago And Detroit: CLEAR YOUR ENTIRE SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW FOR WONKETTE PURPOSES!

If you live in one of those cities, Wonkette COMIN' ATCHA THIS WEEK!

Come Eat Meats With Us TONIGHT, Portland, Oregon, OR BE MURDERED. (Also, Your Open Thread)

Not in Portland? Then hang out here, in your open thread!

Sally Yates Is Back With A Vengeance. Your Wonkagenda For Mon., May 08, 2017

Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!

Portland Put On That Party Dress!

We are coming to throw meat at your face! Also it's your open thread!

Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS

COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!

Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die

Scroll down to see new stories. This one's staying put a while!

Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!

Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?