Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!
Let's be kind today.
Also, SPOKANE! You got ADDED!
Portland, Bend, Reno, And Long Beach, CA, It Is Your Turn To Host The Get Out Of Montana Wonkette Winter World Tour!
It's Spring Break right? Well it is FOR US!
It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!
Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)
Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!
Pro-Darrell Issa demonstration is four sad losers. Anti-Darrell Issa demonstration is 580 PATRIOTS IN COSTUME.
Sometimes you just have to admire it.
California knows how to party.
The heart is a cowboy.