Be like this guy: loud, drunk and stupid, but also POLITICALLY ENGAGED.
Oh Terrible Ones, how sorry I am to have been overwrought at you yesterday, but everything was awful! I was thousands of dollars short to pay Dok and Evan -- and mama keeps her ducks in a row and...
The answer is NO you do NOT want to park, because we have our baaaaby with us, and you are not :/ . What you want to do is meet us at the park, for noshes and chums, the...
Hello there, beautiful wonderful Wonkers we love! You are looking very intelligent today! Is that a new sweater? We need money.
They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Just kidding, we didn't trick you, you are not DUMM.
No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can't she? Join your comrades at the Wonkette Commenter-Owned Cooperative Drinky Thing And Potluck (No Pot) next week! Because...
Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written by Steven Crowder (it probably...
For real, we are getting in the car and going back to Memphis.
Nancy Pelosi is talking on the DNC right now, but earlier today she was standing next to yr Wonket!
Wonket made another new friend.
Ooh, look, more fancy pictures of fancy people!
But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.
OOH YOU LIKE PICTURES OOH THEY MAKE YOU SO 'SCITED.
MOAR TRAVEL TIPS FROM WONKET.
Evan's Tour D'America continues!