Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.
We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?
Are we supposed to be impressed?
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Deshaun Watson of the Houston Texans seems like a really swell guy!
This isn't a dogwhistle. This is a fucking BRASS BAND PLAYING SONGS ABOUT RACISM.
Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!
It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.