Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?
Are we supposed to be impressed?
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Deshaun Watson of the Houston Texans seems like a really swell guy!
This isn't a dogwhistle. This is a fucking BRASS BAND PLAYING SONGS ABOUT RACISM.
Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!
It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.
Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...
Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
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