Sportsball

Kneeling is SO disrespectful!

TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)

Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!

Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY

You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.

Colin Kaepernick: Domestic Terrorist, Or ACTUAL OSAMA BIN LADEN? Fox And NFL Unsure!

Is Colin Kaepernick the best quarterback who ever lived? Nah. But it's pretty weird how he STILL doesn't have a job. Wonder why!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Dumb Fake Golfer Story Is Why Lunatic Trump Thinks All The Voters Are Illegal

So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...

Obama and Merkel: Super Friends! Yr Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 17, 2016

Obama and Merkel are super best friends, foreign leaders can't call Trump, and Nikki Haley has a job interview! Your Morning News Brief!

Trump’s Inner Circle Now A Firing Squad. Yr Wonkagenda: Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Rudy Giuliani's dirty, filthy money, Ben Carson admits he's A Idiot, and Steve Bannon kind of hates Jews. Your daily news brief.

Trump’s D.C. Dilemmas: Your Wonkagenda: Friday, November 11, 2016

Trumpkins suddenly want DC jobs, Megyn Kelly has a secret, Elizabeth Warren's words of wisdom. Your daily news brief.

Guess Donald Trump Thinks Chicago Cubs Can Eff Right Off

To be fair, maybe the only reason Trump has failed to congratulate the Cubs is that he's classless trash.

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!