Sportsball

ESPN Just Wishes Jemele Hill Would Stop Making Trump And The Football Owners SO MAD!

Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?

Mike Pence Faked A Rage-Gasm At A Football Game? Cool Story Bro.

Are we supposed to be impressed?

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

Black NFL Quarterback Doing Sweetest Acts Of Kindness Probably Scary As HELL To Donald Trump

Deshaun Watson of the Houston Texans seems like a really swell guy!

Trump Reckons NFL Owners Are Pussies Scared Of Big Black Dudes, Just Like Him!

This isn't a dogwhistle. This is a fucking BRASS BAND PLAYING SONGS ABOUT RACISM.

6 Out Of 10 Football Fans Agree: Donald Trump Should Go Munch AstroTurf

Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!

Will This Nice White Baskets Coach Man Be Able To Explain White Privilege To Trump? Ha Ha, No

It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.

Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.

OMG Y’all, President Stupidass Actually Thinks He’s #WINNING This Football Fight

We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...

Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls

Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Kneeling is SO disrespectful!

TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)

Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!

Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY

You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.