If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like.
Also this is your open thread!
Oh look at me, I'm Adam Rippon, I'm good at stuff.
Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America When He Can Just Do That At Home?
It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.
Are the Olympic judges fucking kidding right now?
He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.
Openly gay US figure skater Adam Rippon is having NONE. OF. MIKE. PENCE'S. SHIT.
It was a very good footballing match.
Corporate America gets Black History Month started with a facepalm.
Let's bring back the XFL, because it was so AWESOME the first time!
Oh the poor, delicate flower... who molested and raped more than 140 girls and owned piles of child pornography.
Good Christ this is awful.
Trump Stands For National Anthem Like True Patriot, Remembers At Least Nine Words Of It ALMOST PERFECTLY
Did Donald Trump forget the words to the national anthem of the country he is president of again? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!
We are sure he will be very happy spending time with his money!