CLASSIC JIM HOFT.
Well, he knew before the rest of us did.
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.
Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Your dance card just done filled right up!
Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.
Apparently Justin Trudeau has 'political positions' and stuff, but this is not about that.
Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.
Why does California want all the children to have sex for money? Oh right, it doesn't, and the Republicans are lying again. We almost forgot.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Also, your open thread!
We feel dirty for even writing this post.
Oh look, it is your OPEN THREAD.
If you only screw the poor, you're still a great choice for the Trump White House.
Trump pal Carl Paladino had bad thoughts. If only -- if ONLY -- we could wish him into the cornfield