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He is very excited about his new job!

TWIST! John McCain Knew About Trump’s Alleged Pee Fetish The Whole Time!

Well, he knew before the rest of us did.

Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!

Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?

That Intel Briefing Trump Got? Says He Hired Russian Hookers To Pee On Each Other. Same Old!

Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.

Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?

Jeff Sessions Is Coming All Over Your Porn! We Mean Coming After!

Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!

Trump Health Policy Team Adds Transphobic Dingbat Who Thinks Birth Control Causes Abortions! :D

Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.

2016: The Year We Sexxxed Up Canada’s Justin Trudeau, Sexxxily

Apparently Justin Trudeau has 'political positions' and stuff, but this is not about that.

2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us

Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.

Conservatives Can’t BELIEVE California Legalized Child Prostitution, Probably Because IT DIDN’T

Why does California want all the children to have sex for money? Oh right, it doesn't, and the Republicans are lying again. We almost forgot.

National Review Mansplains ‘Feminism’ All Over Poor Princess Leia :(

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Also, your open thread!

Jared Kushner Is Hot OK FINE WE SAID IT HE’S TOTALLY EVIL BUT SHUT UP

We feel dirty for even writing this post.

Guess Which Trumpers Were Boning, And Now One’s Bein’ Crazy And One’s Out Of A Job?

If you only screw the poor, you're still a great choice for the Trump White House.

Happy Christmas, This Trump Idiot Wants Michelle Obama To Get Gorilla-Raped Ha Ha Ha Ha

Trump pal Carl Paladino had bad thoughts. If only -- if ONLY -- we could wish him into the cornfield