Men keep being oppressed! Unfair!
Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.
It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.
Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!
Also this is your OPEN THREAD!
Just asking questions!
Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
The headline is a joke. But he's probably thought it. Your open thread!!
Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!
He better hope no one has screenshots.
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
How much dick? MILES O DICK.
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.
THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.