THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.
EY FANGOUL! BADDABING! GET IN MY PUSSY! YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Lady writing for The Federalist argues against the feminist law that women should be mean to their husbands.
FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!
Men's Rights are nothing.
Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.
He's been sexxxy a WHOLE LOT the past few weeks.
Behold, the wonders of fragile masculinity!
LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!
It's OK. We believe Justin Trudeau's crotch is meant to be gazed upon by all.
What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.
Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.