Sex

Hey, Barack O’Birthday! Here’s To 56 More Years Of Having Bigger Hands Than Donald Trump!

THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.

A Gross Love Letter To The Mooch, From His Girlfriend Sara Benincasa

EY FANGOUL! BADDABING! GET IN MY PUSSY! YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Embracing What This One Lady Thinks Feminism Is Could KILL Your Marriage. Be Forewarned!

Lady writing for The Federalist argues against the feminist law that women should be mean to their husbands.

Trump Announces Plan To Build Border Wall Out Of Transgender Soldiers

FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

Here Are 50 Million New Hot-Ass Pictures Of Justin Trudeau, Because It Is A Day

He's been sexxxy a WHOLE LOT the past few weeks.

The Week In Ridiculous Men: DudeRobes, Sexual Harassment ‘Prevention’ And MORE

Behold, the wonders of fragile masculinity!

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

Oh Look At Me, I’m ‘Marie Claire,’ Ogling Justin Trudeau’s Crotch Like A Common Wonkette

It's OK. We believe Justin Trudeau's crotch is meant to be gazed upon by all.

Did Eric Trump Win A ‘Fugly Nazi Makeover’ Contest Or Did He Just Get A Haircut?

What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.

Newlywed Will Explain Marriage To All You Feminist Losers

Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!

And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born

L'CHAIM WORLD.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton’s Dick Out Of Trump’s Hat!

Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.