Melania Trump is SUING. She is suing the Daily Mail for $150 million, because of an article they wrote that she believes suggested that she was maybe a hooker at one point. Now! If Melania did not work...
Behold, The ‘Alt-Right’ ‘Proud Boys’: Fedora-Wearing, Non-Masturbating Defenders Of ‘Western Culture’
No word on whether or not they also go around lecturing people on how the original skins were not actually racist but rather a working class reaction to the mods, something, something two-tone ska.
Women -- should they wear pants?
Texas would like some more judicial pain.
Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.
Oh, will you just look at the darling sign this fella is carrying (via Anne Helen Peterson) as he marches for LIFE? It reads "When she won't let you become Papa, so you stay Pepe," but it says so...
Defunding Planned Parenthood and making abortion illegal are about as fiscally irresponsible as you can get.
“You won’t have Bill Kintner to kick around anymore,” said Nebraska state Senator Bill Kintner -- a man who would probably be kicked around much less, or even remain unknown to the general public outside of Nebraska, if he...
Wow, Bristol's really stickin' it to us!
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.
Don't worry, we're only saying nice SHALLOW things.
Remember how we'd laugh and laugh at the Weekly World News as we waited in line at the supermarket? That is our real news now.
Hi Wikileaks! Hiiiiii!
They are calling this Operation B.A.B.B.Y.!
Paul Ryan had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad town hall last night.
Chris von Keyserling, a well-known Republican 'pinched' a town worker 'in the groin area.' THANKS TRUMP.