It's OK. We believe Justin Trudeau's crotch is meant to be gazed upon by all.
What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.
Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.
Uber's crack PR team #winning as usual!
Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.
How is Donald Trump impacting your p-in-v or your p-in-b or your scissoring TODAY?
Consequences are for heathens!
Is Eric Trump really qualified to tell us who is and is not a 'people'?
Oh look, another pharmacist with SINCERELY HELD RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
The House of Representatives has passed a bill that could send teen sexters to jail for 15 YEARS.
Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!
When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!