Is Michael Cohen TOO GOOD At Law? Let’s Ask The Porn Star Suing The President.

The answer is no. Michael Cohen is not too good at law.

Trump Family Planning Strategy Will Have All Your 16-Year-Olds Pragnet IN NO TIME!

On the other hand, this may be great news for Bayer.

If Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Should Stay, She Would Only Be In Your Way …

So goodbye. Please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you neeeeeeeeeeed.

Did Cheatin’ Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!

IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)

Be An Orange, Not A Whorange!

We are so confused!

Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?)

This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.

How Many Laws Did Michael Cohen, President’s Lawyer, Break For Porn Star Payoff? Couple Few Maybe!

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?

Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

Yes, now we are doing conspiracy theories about Obama's sperm.

NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.

Stormy Daniels Denies Denying Denial Of … Oh Screw It, Just Read This

The stuff about Trump being deathly afraid of sharks has to be real. Give to the shark charity of your choice today!

Pssst, Senate Voting On Banning Your Abortions Tonight, Because Nothing Else Is Pressing, We Guess

It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.