Sex

NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.

Stormy Daniels Denies Denying Denial Of … Oh Screw It, Just Read This

The stuff about Trump being deathly afraid of sharks has to be real. Give to the shark charity of your choice today!

Pssst, Senate Voting On Banning Your Abortions Tonight, Because Nothing Else Is Pressing, We Guess

It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.

Tony Perkins Giving Trump A ‘Mulligan’ On Stormy Daniels Is Par For The Evangelical Course

Both Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart are still in business. This is not a bug, it's a feature.

Fox News Decided To Spare America From Thinking Of Donald Trump Boning Porn Star Before Election

Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary.

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Yes, Andrew Sullivan, It’s Worse To Remove A Condom During Sex Than It Is To Be A Commie

Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.

Is Doxxing The Woman Who Created The Shitty Media Men List A Shitty Thing To Do? Yes, Yes It Is!

Harper's Magazine plans to publish a Katie Roiphe article in their March issue that will out the creator of the Shitty Media Men list.
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Deleted Comments: The Swiss Are Working On An Artificial Vagina

And when they have it perfected, women are OUT.

Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED

'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'

The Year In Garbage Men. The Long, Long Year In Garbage Men.

A trip down garbage memory lane!

Christian Figures Out Why Women Get Sexually Harassed. Surprise, It Is Abortion!

Here, we found you an idiot for Christmas!

Trump Lady Shocked — Shocked! — That Corey Lewandowski Smacked Her On The Butt

Groping women without their consent is only OK if that person is Donald Trump and that woman is not you.

Mika Brzezinski Unsure Why Mark Halperin’s Accusers Don’t Want To Have Tea With Him

It is not the job of these women to facilitate Mark Halperin's redemption arc.