Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.
Come on in, nerds.
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects?
Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.
Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.
Ah, May. The flowers are blooming again. Mother’s Day… and of course, it’s Hepatitis Awareness Month. But you knew that, right? You’re a Wonkette reader (and hopefully you give us a monthly tithe just like you do to the FSM...
Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate.
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.