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We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Republicans COULD help Puerto Rico! But WILL they? (Spoiler Alert: NOPE.)
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Michigan’s Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL
Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
What evil lurks in the hearts of lawyers? These Jones Day dudes specifically. Your OPEN THREAD!
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.