Science

FCC Wants To Go Back In Time And Screw Up The Internet

The FCC is now bending over to the help poor Internet and phone companies who are hurt by their needy customers whining about fairness.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?

Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

Why Do All These Demons Keep Attacking Mike Cernovich???

Some guy tapped him on the shoulder. It was harrowing.

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

Rick Perry’s Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

Rick Perry knows stuff real good.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.