Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!
Science: What has it ever done for us?
Prince Charles has been told not to talk climate change with Trump, because it might cause him to throw a tantrum.
Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!
Huh! Maybe we SHOULD look more closely at the 2016 election.
Can't wait til he starts asking about the gay frogs!
Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
Of course, that's also where the 5 million illegal voters were...
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!