Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
Pizzagate Crazy Roseanne Fave Says Hillary Clinton Carved A Witch Face On A Lady’s Vagina. AND SO MUCH MORE!
Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.
Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!
Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
They say marching is the new brunch!
Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!
Nestle sucking up Michigan's water to bottle and sell back to them at just the same time the state ends free water for Flint!
WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
The Griftpocalypse continues!
Kevin Sabo went to jail for cutting the brakes on his ex-girlfriend's car.
Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.
John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
Dude needs to GTFO!
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.