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Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Mmmm, This Coal Water Tastes Like Freedom!

Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.

Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017

Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

Trump Won’t Take No Guff From Prince Charles, Whose Dead Ex-Wife He Totally Could Have ‘Nailed’

Prince Charles has been told not to talk climate change with Trump, because it might cause him to throw a tantrum.

Steve Bannon Is Your President Now, Isn’t That Marvelous?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 30, 2017

Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Everybody Hates Trump! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 27, 2017

Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!

To End Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Must Build Wall Around His Family, Staff

Huh! Maybe we SHOULD look more closely at the 2016 election.

Alex Jones Has White House Press Credentials Now, Would Like Some Money To Go To There

Can't wait til he starts asking about the gay frogs!

THE RESISTANCE BEGINS … With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!

Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
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Bad, Bad Jerry Brown Has Some Choice Words For That Schmuck The President

Of course, that's also where the 5 million illegal voters were...

Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful ‘RESIST’ Banner From Crane Near White House

Would you risk your life to inspire resistance againstĀ Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...

Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!

This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!