Poor Donald Trump. Poor poor Donald Trump.
NOBODY expects the Erickson Inquisition!
Obama's head of outreach to religious people is very mad Democrats won't do outreach to religious people. Also, we may have had a small stroke because GOD DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR.
Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!
The GOP's Christmas message had no political implications. And I am Marie of Roumania.
The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
'My dad told me that we light the eight Chanukah candles to acknowledge the suffering of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' -- Jonathan Katz
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22
2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too!
What Would Goofus Boycott?
TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'
Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!
Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)
Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.