The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
If Robert Doggart were a Muslim, there is no question on what the charges would be.
Jews, Trump choo-choo-chooses YOU!
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
Tom Price is SO MAD about all the people out there having sex.
It's an innovative sentence. But can you diagram it?
Also we were all born of jackals.
Porn companies step into the breach to teach Utahns sex stuff.
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Forces of light: 1. Sith lords: 0.
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Texas would like some more judicial pain.