LOLOLOL so fucking dumb. Anyway, come learn some smart stuff about art and the Renaissance and the Church, by me, not by the stupid person.
Dude, you just got your ass kicked by a 67-year-old priest.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
Most. Corrupt. Politician. In. Modern. Times.
Roy Moore gonna sue those hussies for keeping him out of the Senate where Jesus wanted him.
Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.
Paul Ryan's got a problem, and Bryan Fischer is here to make it worse!
Making Congress Northern Ireland Again? MGNIA? Catchy, huh?
If there's a just and merciful god, why does Jim Bakker still have a TV show, huh?
Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.
Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?
The three stooges were just bumbling patriots trying to save their country with fertilizer bombs.
Betsy DeVos and Rick Perry and all the rest of them are in Bible study with this dick.
Oh, what artistic triumphs Citizens United has wrought.
We shouldn't be so mean. She looks almost lifelike, after all.
WONKETTE GONNA TAKE YOU TO BIBLE TOWN NOW.