Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone...
It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?
Even his mom says he makes her sick.
Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.
Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.
Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All
What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.
Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.
The time has come.
Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!
What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Unlike Trump University, Prager U lies to you for FREE.
Even better, they aren't hiring adjunct cops. Yet.