ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Republicans COULD help Puerto Rico! But WILL they? (Spoiler Alert: NOPE.)
Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?
Michigan’s Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL
Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Does the National Italian-American Foundation really think we can't do better than a genocidal maniac? I say we can!
BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is setting more records for shitty approval ratings, and it's because his base is starting to fall away!
I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
The news out of Puerto Rico is bad. And Donald Trump will make it worse.
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!