State/Local Politics

Stoning scene from 'Life of Brian'

Jesus Wept.

There's letting the punishment fit the crime, and then there's this daycare in Arkansas.

Red State Gun Grabberz: Mary Fallin Punks The NRA

Oh, my, what is this world coming to? Mary Fallin, Governor of Oklahoma has done the impossible -- she has vetoed pro-gun legislation.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

America, Massachusetts Would Like To Have A Word With You About Guns.

A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Don Blankenship Gets Mineshafted

Turns out Don's ship was shooting blanks.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Take A Breath, Barbara Underwood Is Here To Clean Up Schneiderman’s Mess

This lady will kick your ass, and twice on Sundays.

Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani

Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.
One's a rubber-faced novelty item that became a fad for no good reason. The other's a doll.

Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator’s Furry Saga

Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?

Gee, Anything Going On In Missouri That Might Affect The US Senate Race? Let’s Crimesplore!

Claire McCaskill has a secret weapon: Missouri Republicans are really good at self-inflicted chaos.

Teachers Cuck Arizona Republicans

A pay raise is a good start. But the teachers have this crazy ideas schools need to be funded, too.

Mitt Romney Like Hot Dog Best. Hamburger Second Best But Hot Dog Best.

Not steak though. Steak just OK but not as good as second best hamburger or very best hot dog.
A year is plenty of time to stop being poor.

Michigan To Poors: Get Jobs Or Lose Medicaid (Unless You Are White)

Michigan crafts its Medicaid work requirements VERY CAREFULLY so it doesn't affect white people at all.

Bush Ethics Guy Richard Painter Running For Senate As Democrat Just Why Exactly?

We have no idea why he's doing this.

Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018

Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.