State/Local Politics

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps

It's kind of a sad Nice Time.

Roy Moore’s ‘Christian’ ‘Charity’ Forgot To Render Unto Caesar What Is Caesar’s (And The IRS Is On Line Two)

Roy Moore's religious freedom to scam the IRS shall not be abridged! Thus saith the Lord.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Roy Moore’s Christian Crimer Son Caught Christian Criming WITH A DEFENSELESS ANIMAL

That boy ain't right. Neither is his daddy.
It's not even the rust that'll get you, though

Michigan’s Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL

Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about!

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

Oregon Judges Gonna Take All Your Freedom/Penises/Guns Away, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TIME!

Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Idaho Pol Yells At ‘Liberal Nut-Tard’ At County Fair, Demands Apology From Fair

We have to admit, 'nut-tard' is a new one for us.

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

How Daddy’s Little Frauders Ivanka And Don Trump Jr. Skated On Charges! Are They Lucky Or What?!

You'd think that people who have been criminals for ten years would be better at crime, right?

GOP Congressman HATES Abortion, Except For Ladies He Bangs Behind His Wife’s Back

Anti-choice Republican Tim Murphy told his sidepiece to get an abortion.