State/Local Politics

Genius Texas Hunters Shoot Each Other, Blame Invisible Mexicans, As One Does. Your Open Thread!

Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.

Arizona’s BYO Drugs Death Penalty Tailgate Party!!!

Nation Wonders What Arizona is Smoking as State Encourages Death Row Lawyers to Take Side Jobs as Drug Dealers

Utah GOPer: Women Should Be Paid Less So Their Male Co-Workers’ Wives Can Stay Home

He is sorry if you are offended by this, you weirdo who hates freedom.

When Texas Senator Tells Little Lady To Shut Her Mouth, She’ll Shut Her Fucking Mouth, Ya Hear?

When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.

Cops: It’s True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES

All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.

Shit Sandwiches A Dish Best Served Cold. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 17, 2017

The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!

White Guy Who Planned Mosque Attack Not Charged With Terrorism. Wonder Why!

If Robert Doggart were a Muslim, there is no question on what the charges would be.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

How Are ‘Pro-Life’ Republicans Screwing Disabled Kids Now? A VERY MAD STORY

You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.

Which Of These States Can Hate Ladies THE MOST This Week?

Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!

Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 13, 2017

Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!

Jason Chaffetz Convinced He’s Got A Face You’d Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love

You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!

South Dakota Helpfully Informs Ladies: You Can Always Quit Your Job If You’re Preggers!

Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.
it's a long way down

Missouri Republicans Here To Help! (Giant Companies That Screwed You Over)

Missouri will be a LAND OF FREEDOM ... from your pesky lawsuits when the shit you buy don't work.

Judge Throws Several Books At Teens Who Vandalized Historic Black Schoolhouse

It's an innovative sentence. But can you diagram it?