State/Local Politics

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids

God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.

Republicans Freaking Out That Dixie Diddler Roy Moore Might Actually WIN

Republicans gotta dance with the one that brung 'em!

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Breitbart TOTALLY DEBUNKS Roy Moore Child Molesting Story, TAKE THAT, LIBTURDS!

Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

Guess Roy Moore’s Alabama Supporters Don’t Mind Kid-Touchers All That Much

These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Philly’s New DA? Oh, Just A Civil Rights Lawyer Who Actually Believes Black Lives Matter

This Larry Krasner character seems pretty great.

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!
It's more a label of the contents than an actual cancellation

Maine Voters Cram Medicaid Expansion Down Asshole Gov. Paul LePage’s Throat

Paul LePage vetoed Medicaid expansion five times. He can't veto this!

Tucker Carlson And Glenn Greenwald Prove Horseshoe Theory With Hot New Video ‘Two Guys, One Horseshoe’

And in the middle, holding the horseshoe, is Sean Hannity, because duh it always is.

So, Anything Happen In Virginia Last Night?

That's right, Virginia, blue IS the warmest color!