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All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

Court Decides Loser Running Against Elizabeth Warren Also Loser In Different Way

You know who didn't invent email? This guy who keeps suing people who say he didn't invent email.

Who Is Suing Donald Trump Today?

Blue state A.G.s destroyed Trump's travel ban; let's hope they have similar success defending DACA.

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

Republicans Wish Someone With Power Would DO SOMETHING About Those Poor DACA Kids!

Republicans are so sad to deport all those DREAM Act kids. Not sad enough to do shit about it, though.

Uh Oh, Paul Manafort, Where’s Your God NOW?

Robert Mueller is now working with New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman because GUESS WHAT? Trump can't pardon state crimes!

Texas? What About Taxes? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 31, 2017

Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!

Texas Two-Step: Courts’ Rulings On Districting Fuckery Step To The Side For A While

Before the storm, Texas was facing a political earthquake. Now????

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Slumlord Jared Kushner’s Company Making America Dickensian Again, Now With Debtors’ Prison!

Jared Kushner isn't the only scummy slumlord who uses this tactic. But he's the only one with a White House job.

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017

We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.