'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
They're not racists, BUT ...
Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.
Here's a roundup of the eleventy important cases that dropped on Friday when you were busy barfing in the copy room at your office holiday party. Now don't you feel ashamed!
What we're saying is, they're not hiring the best people.
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
Jeff Sessions's Justice Department is pulling every trick in the book.
Even Republicans are saying NFW to Trump's judicial nominees. THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST PEOPLE.
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.