Courts

Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED

'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'

2017: The Year Those Stupid Fucking Lawyer Jokes Finally Died

What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!

Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like ‘Alabama Voters’ From Stealing Election From Him

Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.

The Top Four Times Judges Dunked On Trump Last Week! Your Trans-Travel-HUD-ACLU-Splainer!

Here's a roundup of the eleventy important cases that dropped on Friday when you were busy barfing in the copy room at your office holiday party. Now don't you feel ashamed!

ICE *Accidentally* Left Out The Part Where It Tried To Force A Teenage Rape Victim To Give Birth

What we're saying is, they're not hiring the best people.
This one came with a box of cereal

God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial

Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.

Judges Ruling Teen Refugees May Access Abortion Care? LA LA LA JEFF SESSIONS CAIN’T HEAR YOU AGAIN!

Jeff Sessions's Justice Department is pulling every trick in the book.

Trump Has Managed To Piss Off *Republicans*, That’s How Stupid His Judge Picks Are

Even Republicans are saying NFW to Trump's judicial nominees. THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST PEOPLE.

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

Chuck Grassley To Trump: Assume Judge Nominations Dead

Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.

Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.

Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like

Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.