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Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani

Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn’t Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Kiddy-Botherer Roy Moore Sues Whores And Gays For Telling People About It

Roy Moore gonna sue those hussies for keeping him out of the Senate where Jesus wanted him.

At Least ICE Fuckery Doesn’t Happen To American Citizens… Oh, Shit.

Trump didn't start this. But he's absolutely going to make it worse.

Donald Trump Just Blew Michael Cohen’s Legal Case(s). Again. Mazel Tov!

That sound you hear is every lawyer in America banging their heads on the desk in unison.

Corker, Conway And Santorum: The Unholy Trinity Of CNN’s ‘State Of The Union’

What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.

Court Rules It Was Unconstitutional For Mike Pence To Tell Indianans What Kind Of Fetuses They Can Abort

Hoosiers will again be able to have abortions for any damn reason they choose.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

A Unified Theory Of WHAT THE FUCK Michael Cohen And Sean Hannity! It Might Even Be Right!

No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

Trump Voter Fraud Dipshit Sued For Rank Assholery

Keep Watching the Skies? Hell no -- watch what these bastards are doing to voting rights.

Michael Cohen Real Fucked

He is so, so fucked.