Courts

ICE Has Come Up With New Ways To Culture Of Life All Over Pregnant Teens HOORAY

Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.

Radical ACLU Acts Like Undocumented Little Girl Still Human, Is That Even Allowed?

The ACLU is doing that 'justice' thing it's so fond of. Thank God.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don’t Even Know His Real Name

Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something.

Louisiana Supreme Court Does NOT Speak Jive!

Lawyer, Dawg? Or Lawyer Dog? Same difference.

Fox News Not Sure How To Tell You, But One Manafort Judge Is Woman And Other IS BLACK!!!1!

Nobody at Fox News could be persuaded to put a byline on this story. Must be good journamalism!

Judge Tosses Trans Ban, Rules Trump Can’t Even Bigot Good

Turns out that making up shit on Twitter is a bad legal strategy! Who knew?

Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017

Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!

Look At This Evil Mississippi Judge, LOOK AT HIM.

Judicial Ethics: Yankee Intrusion, or Big Gubmint takeover? ALL OF THE ABOVE. CASE CLOSED.

Jeff Sessions Cain’t BuhLIEVE Obama’s IRS Murdered All These Tea Party Groups!

We guess America is Great Again now.

Teenage Refugee Finally Gets ICE’s Damn Hands Off Her Body

Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.

Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

Knee Deep In Niger. Wonkagenda for Oct. 24, 2017

There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.

All Hail The Sacred MAGA Hat, Object Of Religious Devotion, No, Really

A message from the Church Of Trolling

Is Neil Gorsuch Obnoxious Enough To Turn John Roberts Liberal? MAYBE!

Nina Totenberg is NOT IMPRESSED with Justice Mansplainer!
CRUSH

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.