All These Trump Lawyers Suing Stormy Daniels Still Have Nothing To Do With Trump

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Shits Bed Again On Kansas Vote Trial’s Fourth Day. Really, Just All The Shit

Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.

Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns

So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.

Paul Manafort: So Fucked

This guy is SO SCREWED.

Justice Kennedy About To Quit SCOTUS, According To Full-Of-Shit GOP Senator

Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying.

Federal Judge Thinks Kris Kobach Is An Asshole Too

He may be an idiot, but he's an idiot who helps maintain a Republican majority.

Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

Jeff Sessions Sues California For Not Helping ICE Round Up Your Mom

It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)

Is Michael Cohen TOO GOOD At Law? Let’s Ask The Porn Star Suing The President.

The answer is no. Michael Cohen is not too good at law.

Devin Nunes Has Leaking Fever, Only Cure Is More Cow

Devin Nunes plays dress-up as a bigboy lawyer!

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump Wants To Run FAA Like Trump Shuttle. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 26, 2018

Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!

Wingnuts Magic Up Novel Legal Theory About Michael Flynn’s Innocence, Are Pathetic :(

Sometimes when a Mommy Liar and a Daddy Liar love each other very much, they rub up against each other on the internet. And three days later a Baby Lie is born!