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The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Getting Weird, Y’all. A HOLY SHIT Investigation Into WHAT THE FUCK?

What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Trump Is Literally Driving His Lawyer To Drink

Who would agree to represent these guys?

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

White House Worried Dems Will Do ‘Obstruction’ On Judicial Nominees. Here’s Hoping!

Democrats obstructing Donald Trump's judicial nominees? Now there's an idea we can get behind.

Kris Kobach: These Rats Aren’t Going To Fuck Themselves!

Just to be on the safe side, let's purge 'em all!

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.

Hobby Lobby Has To Return All The Cool Bible Shit It Stoled From Iraq. UNFAIR!

Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
Gingrey's been readin' up

Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)

Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked.

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

Please, Republicans, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Dying To Hear Your Crackpot Legal Theories!

Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!