Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!
Able was he ere he saw his ass from his elbow.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Who is suing the president today? It is EVERYBODY! HOORAY!
Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.
You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you?
Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!
Republican Senators give Trump a big vote of confidence by taking away his power! As one does.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
Trump only hires the best! Unless they tell him to piss off, in which case he hires Marc Kasowitz.
Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.
What are the Republicans lying about today? Why, it is everything!
The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!
Is the Middle East a powder keg waiting to go off? IT IS! Are we making it even worse? WE ARE!