Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
Jews, Trump choo-choo-chooses YOU!
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!
Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!
Trump As Terrific At Hosting Japanese Prime Minister As He Is At Literally EVERYTHING. (He Is Very Poor At It)
Endless protocol fuck ups can't stop the budding bromance between Trump and Japan's Shinzo Abe! Hijinks abound in this classic boy-meets-boy story!
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
He deserves every damn second of vacation he wants to take. Also, it's your open thread!
Melania Trump is SUING. She is suing the Daily Mail for $150 million, because of an article they wrote that she believes suggested that she was maybe a hooker at one point. Now! If Melania did not work...
No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.
The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
Forces of light: 1. Sith lords: 0.
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!