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Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!

Trump Explains Rise In Anti-Semitism To Scared Jews: I’m Very Popular!

Jews, Trump choo-choo-chooses YOU!

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Clip And Save! It’s Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!

Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!

Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 13, 2017

Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!

Trump As Terrific At Hosting Japanese Prime Minister As He Is At Literally EVERYTHING. (He Is Very Poor At It)

Endless protocol fuck ups can't stop the budding bromance between Trump and Japan's Shinzo Abe! Hijinks abound in this classic boy-meets-boy story!

‘SEE YOU IN COURT!’ Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017

Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Screw It, Let’s Watch Barack Obama Kite-Surfing Wet And Half-Nekkid

He deserves every damn second of vacation he wants to take. Also, it's your open thread!

Daily Mail Called Melania A Hooker, And Now She Can’t Sell Us First Lady Fragrances! Lawsuit!

Melania Trump is SUING. She is suing the Daily Mail for $150 million, because of an article they wrote that she believes suggested that she was maybe a hooker at one point. Now! If Melania did not work...

Trump Doesn’t Like Being Leaked On

No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.

Trump Quite Miffed They Didn’t Tell Him What Was In All Those Thingummies He Signed

The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
we don't believe you cuz we the people

The Resisters, The Resisted, and The Dumb Border Wall: Your Corporate Roundup

Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!