White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.
Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!
Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!
Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.
Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.
Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!
Yes, now we are doing conspiracy theories about Obama's sperm.
Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?
The White House is giving out security clearances to every jackass who signs a loyalty pledge.
Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!
Bannon refuses to testify. Republicans furrow their brows. AGAIN.
So much embarrassment! And it's not even lunchtime!