Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
#Wonkebago to Washington? ON HOLD.
Joe Biden, our lover.
Is Trump’s Bruce Springsteen Cover Band REALLY America’s #1 Bruce Springsteen Cover Band? A Wonkvestigation!
They're not even the first Google result.
Let’s Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He’s Unqualified For!
Hope you're ready for some platitudes!
The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!
Those comments we like.
Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining.
What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
Sorry we didn't make you a livestream yesterday, we are moar better on it today!
Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!
Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.
It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!