National Politics

Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That!

Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!

Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump’s Taxes For Us!

Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.

Idiot Trump Appointees Can’t Even Pass Background Checks, Doy Doy Doy, You’re Fired!

The real news: at least some people in the Trump administration *do* have to release their taxes.

Help Us Susan Collins, You’re Our Only Hope! Wonkagenda, For Thurs., Feb 23, 2017

More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence And Paul Ryan Can GETTTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUUCKED

Mike Pence and Paul Ryan have thoughts about Obamacare. We have thoughts about them GETTING FUCKED.

Kellyanne Conway Invited On All TV Shows That Ever Existed, Says Kellyanne Conway

Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?

Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.

Betsy DeVos Wanted To NOT Screw Transgender Kids? The Fuck You Say?

Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?

Ukraine Is PISSED Y’ALL About Trump Pals’ Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done

Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.

Iowa Lawmaker Will End Universities’ Liberal Bias With This One Weird Unconstitutional Trick

From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.

Sean Spicer Picking Fights With Anne Frank Center, Because That’s What Winning Looks Like

Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
biased pic i'm sure

Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!

Oh look, another coward! And also your open thread!
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW!

Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.