Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!
Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.
The real news: at least some people in the Trump administration *do* have to release their taxes.
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
Mike Pence and Paul Ryan have thoughts about Obamacare. We have thoughts about them GETTING FUCKED.
Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?
So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
America. HOW DOES IT WORK?
Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?
Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.
Trump's America, y'all.
From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.
Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!
Oh look, another coward! And also your open thread!
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.