Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.
Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.
What are YOU doing to help the already wealthy?
Can't think of any reason Trump would reverse this Obama-era policy... Oh, *that.*
Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.
Pip pip and cheerio!
Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
Richard Cordray To Leave Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Banks Prepare Royal Screwing Of Everyone
In related news, the stock price for Fox® Security For Henhouses is way up
What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
House Prepares To ‘Cut’ Taxes By Killing Rule That Makes *Raising* Taxes Harder. (YOUR Taxes, Unless You’re A Millionaire)
Here's a big surprise: Republicans waiving a rule Republicans put in place to make raising taxes harder.