Robert Mueller is planting landmines for Trump ERRWHERE.
Too bad the poorhouse is going condo.
If there's a just and merciful god, why does Jim Bakker still have a TV show, huh?
Donald Trump sure knows how to pick 'em!
HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY IS CNN PAYING HIM FOR THIS?
Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.
The guy who ran as a reformer really screwed the pooch. Honestly, for what it's worth.
Yay, Donald's dashing boyfriend is in town!
We don't know whether the Nashville shooter is part of the 'sovereign citizen' movement. If he is, he's got disturbing company.
Betsy DeVos Just Solved Discrimination In Schools! By Axing All Investigations Into Discrimination In Schools
Is there really that much discrimination in education? If you don't look for it, probably none at all.
Is this the stupidest lie Trump has ever told? MAYBE!
Wait, we thought he was affable. Is he still affable?
Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!
Is our New York Times EVER GOING TO LEARN?
Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!