National Politics

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.

Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls

Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown Dick

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men!

Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!

John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

Messing With Flint’s Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How ‘Pro-Life’ You Are, GOP?

Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money.

Mark Zuckerberg Real Sorry For Those Russian Ads Facebook Denied Ever Selling

Facebook is going to get all this fixed, real soon, just like it did the last time it screwed up, and the time before that.

It’s Way Past Time For Thinkpieces About How Hillary Clinton Should Go Away To Go Away

The left/liberal divide needs to be hashed out, not glossed over, and Hillary Clinton existing isn't the problem.

How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare?

Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow Hoors

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)

How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It’s A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.

Donald Trump Penetrates Deeper And Deeper, Into The Heart … Of Dickness

Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

WTF, Was Paul Manafort Spying ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN For Russia? WE HAVE NO IDEA

So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?