A sincere call for international understanding.
Trump administration says it's going to prosecute Assange. Can they do that? SHRUG EMOTICON!
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
Let's all get drunk and go nayyyyy-kid, and dance by the light of the moon!
One easy thing about this next fight over Net Neutrality: whatever Trump's position is, you can rest assured it's dead wrong.
XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.
Let's say it all together: She seems nice.
We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????
At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'
That ... is not how any of this works.
He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!
He literally refuses to go away.
What's good for the Trumps is good for America! And everybody gets a share!