Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.
Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!
Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.
Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money.
Facebook is going to get all this fixed, real soon, just like it did the last time it screwed up, and the time before that.
The left/liberal divide needs to be hashed out, not glossed over, and Hillary Clinton existing isn't the problem.
Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?