Fuck Roger Goodell.
Guess everything's on the up-and-up now. What a relief. Hey, how about more tax cuts, huh?
Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.
Don't be ridiculous. There are no icebergs in these waters.
Since when do you expect the head of a federal agency to know anything about federal law?
Something new and different!
Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
Internet Morons Can’t Wait To See President Obama Get Impeached, Thrown Right Out Of Office He Does Not Hold
They seem to be a day late and a dollar short.
Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.
Terrible how liberals blame others for their own actions. Just ask this Fox News watching NRA fan.
News Flash: Martin Luther King Jr. gave more than one speech, wingnuts skeptical.
Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.
Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.