National Politics

Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE!

Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ.

Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long

Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.

Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson Talked To Jesus, Confirm He Hates The Poor And The Sick!

Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?

Here’s All Your LATE-BREAKING TRUMP-RUSSIA NEWS, For You To Poop On

Golly, this sure is a lot of smoke! There's probably no fire though.

CBO Confirms Trumpcare Is Still This Dumpster Fire

This turd's beyond polishing

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Can’t Stop Trolling Dumb Donald Trump

Today we are all Pope Francis. And today, we are all former Mexican President Vicente Fox! Today we are also your OPEN THREAD!
Man has got to have a code.

Donald Trump Tells Philippines Dictator He’s Doing Terrific Job (OF MURDER)

We're really trying hard not to normalize a president who buddies around with a dictator who blithely murders his own people. Sadly, that seems to be the norm now.

Intel Committees To Michael Flynn: LOL YOU ARE *SO* FUCKED

Is it time for Michael Flynn to GO TO JAIL? Not yet, but sounds like Congress is gettin' pissed!

Trump’s Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB’s!

Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!

Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!

Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.

Trump Budget Makes America Great, Once Bodies Of Frozen Poor People Cleared Away

Have we mentioned this budget is terrible? It's actually terrible. No, worse than that.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook’s Crack

Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing

Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!