Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
Probably nothing, but it's just this whole thing where he accused the State Department of a Benghazi email quid pro quo, you know?
Thanks Montana Republicans!!
Is Trump Going To Fire FBI Director James Comey? The Time Has Come To Speculate Wildly! So, YES! (Your Open Thread)
Stuff and nonsense and your OPEN THREAD!
Oh look, another mountain of bullshit from the Trump White House!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Has Anyone Donald Trump Knows NOT Shared A Romantic Hot Tub With The Russian Ambassador? Your Crazy Russia Roundup!
Golly, everyone in the Trump regime just CAN'T STOP TALKING TO SERGEY KISLYAK!
Hmmm, a real puzzler!
CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
DEMONS EVERYWHERE! WEARING PINK HATS!
Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.
That Time Jeff Sessions Asked Sally Yates If She Would Follow An Unlawful Order And She Was Like ‘Nah’
Oh Jeff Sessions, you dumb twat.