Elections

Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom

David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!

Donald Trump Figures He’ll Stay Married To FBI Director James Comey A Few More Years

Trump asked Comey to stay on when he gave him the intelligence briefing about the PEE HOOKERS.

Trump And Comey Sittin’ In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

This thread is open, like Trump's and Comey's hearts are to each other, ALLEGEDLY.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus

Come hang out with Wonkette today, it's safe here.

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!

New York Times May Have Cleared Trump Of Russian Collusion A *Tad* Prematurely

This never would have happened under Jill Abramson.
If you'd planned better, you wouldn't have gotten old.

Chicago And Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky FIRED UP AND READY TO GO, YOU CACKS

Chicago Chicago my kind of town!

We Met A Total Brian In Chicago!

Classic Wesley!
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.

Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!

Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?

Only 37% Of Americans Would Pee On Donald Trump If He Were On Fire

Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining.

That Intel Briefing Trump Got? Says He Hired Russian Hookers To Pee On Each Other. Same Old!

Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.

Congress Looking Up Putin’s Skirt, Now-ish! Let’s Peep Together!

Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!