Midterm Madness: Donna Shalala Rolls Into Florida’s 27th District Like A Hurricane

Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!

FBI And DHS: Russian Hackers Calling From Inside The House

Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Not Sure How To Say This, But Devin Nunes Is Stupider Than We Thought

Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY?
Screw the cookies. I want the Foreign Relations Committee

Torture’s Back, So Liz Cheney Called Rand Paul A Terrorist Symp (UPDATED)

The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

LORDY, Adam Schiff Is Pretty Sure There Are Tapes!

Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!

It Would Appear Our Boy Conor Lamb Kicked That Republican Dork’s Ass

Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

Is ‘Princess Black Sites’ Really The Best Person Trump Could Pick To Run The CIA?

You know who ELSE was a career civil servant respected by their peers?

Who’s Hotter? SEXXXY CONOR LAMB Or Deformed Pig Baby Donald Trump Jr. Wearing A Hairnet?

Happy election day, Pennsylvania! You go make that sexy Conor Lamb boy a congressman!

House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now

Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Don’t Watch, Just Read The Top Seven Fuckbonkers Things Donald Trump Said In Pennsylvania!

But what has Pennsylvania done to deserve this?!?

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.

Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag

There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.