Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!
Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Sounds like Josh Hawley needs to PULL HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, MOTHERFUCKER!
Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.
South Dakota GOP candidate thinks terrorism will prop up his prospects. Also: you're the terrorist for pointing it out.
Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.
Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
The Pences are erecting a political dynasty with a lot of corporate cash.
IN WHAT RESPECT CHARLIE?
When Paul Ryan says he wants to help you, RUN.
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!
Who runs in the primaries again?
Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.