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Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.

There is nothing redeeming about this person.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Duncan Hunter Brings His Kids To Work For Stealing From Your Campaign Day

Is Duncan Hunter a grifty douchebro? Or is he a terrible parent? YES, YES HE IS.

Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare

Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Is Shitweasel Rep. Devin Nunes Sending GOP Staffers To England To Harass Christopher Steele?

What the fuck is wrong with him? (SPOILER: Everything.)

GOP Senator Worried McCain’s Brain Tumor Made Of Empathy

Why did John McCain refuse to suddenly eliminate healthcare for millions? Must have been funny in the head.

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Will Make The Bedsores On Your Nana’s Ass Great Again

Donald Trump loves Grandma. He just loves corporations more.

Joe Manchin Will Cut Whatever Fucking Taxes He Wants, You Think He Gives A Shit?

You're not going to see Joe Manchin getting rattled about the 2018 campaign, no sir.

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!

Dean Heller Goes Dumpster Fire Diving

Mitch McConnell forced Dean Heller to walk the plank. Heller shot himself in the foot voluntarily.

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!