Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Roy Moore’s ‘Christian’ ‘Charity’ Forgot To Render Unto Caesar What Is Caesar’s (And The IRS Is On Line Two)
Roy Moore's religious freedom to scam the IRS shall not be abridged! Thus saith the Lord.
Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.
He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death?
Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Bob Corker isn't the hero we want OR the hero we need, but GODDAMN, this is entertaining.