MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!
Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.
What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
How are Republicans trying fo screw up healthcare today? How AREN'T they?
Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!
Shithead says what?
What is that rascal up to?
It's A Festivus miracle! Actually, it's more of a Festivus not-entirely-a-tragedy!
Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.
Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!
So, are the courts gonna fix this gerrymandering shit, or nah?
YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?
Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!
Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.
Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.
Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.
Oh look, a publicity stunt!