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Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

Sherrod Brown Gonna Get Walmart Off The Corporate Welfare Tit. Thanks, Sherrod Brown!

Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!

Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Is Hot Missouri GOP Senate Candidate Too Busy Doin’ Leg Day To Beat Claire McCaskill?

Sounds like Josh Hawley needs to PULL HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, MOTHERFUCKER!

World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 15, 2018

Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.

Won’t Some Brown People Help This GOP Candidate By Bombing South Dakota? (Please Don’t Do That)

South Dakota GOP candidate thinks terrorism will prop up his prospects. Also: you're the terrorist for pointing it out.

Trump Knows ONE WEIRD CHINESE TRICK To Screw Up Trade Policy AND National Security!

Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

Mike Pence’s Mysterious Brother Wants To Play Politics

The Pences are erecting a political dynasty with a lot of corporate cash.

Sarah Palin’s Brain Just Went Rogue Again

IN WHAT RESPECT CHARLIE?

Maxine Waters Runs Right Over Paul Ryan But Still Gets Rolled On Racist Car Loans

When Paul Ryan says he wants to help you, RUN.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
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America, Massachusetts Would Like To Have A Word With You About Guns.

A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!

Diamond And Silk Idiots Again

Who runs in the primaries again?

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.