Congress

Scott Pruitt Is Slovenly Garbage Person And His Bodyguard Is A Thug

Christ, What an Asshole.

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018

Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.

Fuck You Paul Ryan, The Pope Hates You And You’re Going To Hell

We bet Donald Trump is gonna miss him real bad, for sure.

Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION!

A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(
he's prayed on this

Paul Ryan ‘Bout To Fuck Off Right Back To Janesville, Y’all!

It's a good time to go back to Janesville and skip Leg Day WHENEVER HE WANTS.

Kentucky Midterm Madness: Lady Fighter Pilot Dukes It Out With Nice Old Man To Take On Trump Doucher!

Kentucky's got a serious race, and we ain't talking about the damn horses.
23 women in the Senate! Hooray! Anyway she is a Republican though so boo.

Welcome To The Senate, Republican Mississippi Lady! You Will Be There For Eight Months, Max.

Meet Cindy Hyde-Smith, before November's election sends her back to Mississippi!

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

Senate Sunday: In Tennessee, It’s Former Gov. Phil Bredesen Vs. Actual Crazy Person Marsha Blackburn

A Democratic majority in the Senate would be terrific. Getting Marsha Blackburn out of Congress would be a nice bonus.

Looks Like We Won’t Have Blake Farenthold To Kick Around Anymore!

This is probably for the best, as he looks like he might be sticky.
President Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris Is President Of The ‘Ellen’ Show, And It Is GOD-DANG DELIGHTFUL!

Also she made a really fun joke that is making fucknuggeted losers like Sean Hannity CRAZY.
john duncan and duncan hunter

Grifty Congressman Named ‘Duncan’ Isn’t Even Duncan Hunter This Time!

What's the deal with guys named Duncan and graft, huh?