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MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!

Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Tom Cotton And David Perdue Are Racist Assholes Like Trump!

What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
Needs more glowing blue eyes and speaking in ALL CAPS

Is It Even Fair That Your Boss Has To Buy You Health Insurance? A Republican Thinker!

How are Republicans trying fo screw up healthcare today? How AREN'T they?

‘The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.’ Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018

Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!

Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

Cost Of CHIP Really A Bargain. Especially Compared To Price Of 9 Million Tiny Caskets.

It's A Festivus miracle! Actually, it's more of a Festivus not-entirely-a-tragedy!

Very Stable Genius Spends Morning Torching His Own FISA Bill On Twitter

Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

BIG DEAL COURT CASE. MAYBE FIX RIGGED CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS. NICE TIMES.

So, are the courts gonna fix this gerrymandering shit, or nah?

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!

Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Racist Shitbag Joe Arpaio Wants To Lose Senate Race Just Like Accused Pedo Roy Moore Did!

Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.