Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!
Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY?
The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!
Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
You know who ELSE was a career civil servant respected by their peers?
Happy election day, Pennsylvania! You go make that sexy Conor Lamb boy a congressman!
Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
But what has Pennsylvania done to deserve this?!?
Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.
There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.