Facebook is going to get all this fixed, real soon, just like it did the last time it screwed up, and the time before that.
Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!
The left/liberal divide needs to be hashed out, not glossed over, and Hillary Clinton existing isn't the problem.
Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?
Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?
That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!
Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?
Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Nobody's health insurance is safe.