Politics

Florida School’s Armed Sheriff’s Deputy Didn’t Stop Shooter. Too Bad He Wasn’t A Math Teacher.

One of these days, an active shooting will turn out exactly like wingnuts say it should.

Missouri Gov Eric Greitens Is Fifty Shades Of Fucked

Consent, how does it work?

Ted Cruz Does Not Like Lisa Simpson In A Boat, Does Not Like Her With A Goat

Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is!

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

This ‘Tennessee Idiot For Governor’ Commercial Is The Gayest Fucking Thing I Have Seen All Week

Will you find this ad super gay, or will you just find it fucking annoying? OR WILL IT BE BOTH?

New Lady Gateway Pundit Basically Jim Hoft Dressed Up As Russian Drag Queen

It's more Just Asking Questions from the worst political site on the web.

NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Being A Vampire, Again

The problem, she says, is crazy people. Hmmm.

Robert Mueller Has Barely Even Begun To Kick Paul Manafort In The Dick

Oh look, it's Paul Manafort running away with bags of money again! Catch him!

Marco Rubio YA BURNT By A Bunch Of #Teens, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Also Cameron Kasky called Dana Loesch a vampire and we are DYING.

Donald Trump Wants Miss McGrory, Third Grade Teacher, Packing Like Rambo

Listening sessions usually work better when you actually listen.

Wingnuts Magic Up Novel Legal Theory About Michael Flynn’s Innocence, Are Pathetic :(

Sometimes when a Mommy Liar and a Daddy Liar love each other very much, they rub up against each other on the internet. And three days later a Baby Lie is born!

Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny

We bet his special dairy cow would go LM-OOOOOOOOO! if she could read this joke, but cows cannot read.

Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018

Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.

Look At Your Teenagers, America. Be PROUD Of Your Teenagers, America!

Will you just look at these terrific kids?