Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.
All the lies that are fit to print.
Also this is your open thread!
Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.
The Kids Of Stoneman Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please
They're survivors. And they're very, very pissed off.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Oh look at me, I'm Adam Rippon, I'm good at stuff.
Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.
SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.
He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.
What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.
Big news in the Mueller investigation!
On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.
A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection