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Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!
Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!
Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter
Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.
Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor
Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.
On Further Reflection, Steve Mnuchin Admits Tax Cuts Might Help Super-Rich After All
All the rich want is your fair share. Is that too much to ask?
Tony Perkins Knows Soldiers Wouldn’t Sext Ladies Their Dicks If There Weren’t All These Queers Around
Is there ANYTHING these motherfuckers won't blame on the gays?
Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!
Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.
Is The Dumbass You’re Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?
Another DEEP DIVE into Russia's campaign to fuck with the 2016 election!
Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!
Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.
Alex Jones Trucker Speed Does A Body Good, If Your Body Likes EATING LEAD
If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)
Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!
Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?
Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!
Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.
Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.
Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?
How Hospitals Are Boning You, FOR FREEDOM
You want single payer? You need to figure out how to bring costs down.
On Second Thought, Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn’t Call The Families Of The Fallen
If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.
Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
