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*Rudy Giuliani* President Trump’s Newest Lawyer? Fuck It, Why Not.
Matlock was probably busy!
Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency
Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.
Devin Nunes Breaks Land Speed Record For Blowing Wad All Over Fox News (ALLEGEDLY!)
COMEY MEMOS! GET SOME!
It’s Time For The Teen Gun-Grabbing WALKOUT!
The kids seem to believe they're the future. They may be on to something.
Strap In, It’s Going To Be A Very Dumb Day! Wonkagenda For Fri, April 20, 2018
THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!
Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric
Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
ICE Don’t Care Much For This New York White Man Demanding A Warrant. Huh!
So we guess it's OUR law enforcement who don't have to show no steenking badges.
Peter Thiel’s Evil Spy Machine Knows More About You Than You Do
Silicon Valley's bastard son has created something far more sinister than Facebook.
Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court
Kris Kobach got spanked real good, he did.
A Wonkette Guest Post By Debbie Schlussel About Gross Sean Hannity, Because That Is A Thing That’s Happening Right Now
WONKETTE HATH MADE AN ERROR! HEREIN LIES A RETRACTION!
Democrats Have More Universal Healthcare Plans Than Republicans Can Throw Gramma Off A Cliff At
The Public Option is back, baby.
Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?
Michael Cohen’s Office Got Raided, And *Suddenly* Karen McDougal’s Lawsuit Got Resolved. SO WEIRD!
Ooooh, girl! Sell that story for ALL THE MONEY!
Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.
Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.
