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Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Chuck Grassley To Trump: Assume Judge Nominations Dead

Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

DOUG JONES WINS, ROLL TIDE, And Also, We DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO!

Did we mention we DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO?

… And The Fucking Horse Roy Moore Rode In On

Your one-stop shop for Alabama election results! (OR IS IT?)

This Alabama Dad Is The Hero We Wish We Didn’t Need

Listen to this man right now.

All The Fuckery They Think They Can Get Past Us In Alabama

You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!

Speaking Of Trump And Sex Crimes, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Makes More Poots With Her Lips

Feminist Icon Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies about victims of sexual harassment. Because it is a day.

Roy Moore Went To An Underage Brothel And Didn’t Even Fuck Kids A Little Bit (ALLEGEDLY)

Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?

Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener

Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!

Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.