McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
The exorcism ceremony wasn't included in the price. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Feed the baby.
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Hey, you have an extra week to call your senators and tell them to save Obamacare!
James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’
Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?
Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?
Officer J.S. Bolen told a young black man it was illegal for him to walk around without ID. It is not.
Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.
Why, yes, the Senate's Obamacare repeal will make people get sick and die. This is a surprise how?
Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.
MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.
That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!