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McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

Finally, Trump Gets Honest Paycheck: Canadian Hotel Pays $6 Million To Get Rid Of His Name

The exorcism ceremony wasn't included in the price. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

May We Have Some More Please?

Feed the baby.

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! A Conversation With Lizz Winstead About Lady Parts Justice And Vagical Mysteries!

Do You Like LADYPARTS And JUSTICE And VAGINAS And MYSTERY? Then Click Here Right Now!

Mitch McConnell Short Some Votes For Murdering Your Mom

Hey, you have an extra week to call your senators and tell them to save Obamacare!

James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’

Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much

Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?

Florida Cop Invents Own Law In Hopes Of Arresting Black Man For Walking

Officer J.S. Bolen told a young black man it was illegal for him to walk around without ID. It is not.

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

Senate’s Obamacare Repeal Will Give 22 Million More Americans Opportunity To Explore Faith Healing

Why, yes, the Senate's Obamacare repeal will make people get sick and die. This is a surprise how?

Please, Republicans, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Dying To Hear Your Crackpot Legal Theories!

Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Did Eric Trump Win A ‘Fugly Nazi Makeover’ Contest Or Did He Just Get A Haircut?

What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It’s Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia

Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!