We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
This is definitely a thing that happened.
Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!
Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!
Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.
FAKE NEWS from a right wing scammer? OH, NOES! HOW CAN IT BEEEEEEEEE????
We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.
All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?
Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.