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WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.

Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017

Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.

Roy Moore Waiting For God To Certify Doug Jones Winner Of Alabama Election

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!

Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector

Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller

How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.

Mike Cernovich And Chuck C. Johnson Caught Doing Fake SEX CRIME News To Chuck Schumer, LOL As If

FAKE NEWS from a right wing scammer? OH, NOES! HOW CAN IT BEEEEEEEEE????
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Wells Fargo: Still Pretty Evil! Native American Edition

We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Chuck Grassley To Trump: Assume Judge Nominations Dead

Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.