SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
Looks like we may have Don Blankenship to kick around some more.
What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?
Why do these guys keep insisting something that isn't a business should be run like one?
Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.
Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.
Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.
Diminishing access to contraception is a feature, not a bug.
Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.
Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.