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Sean Spicer So Mad At Leakers For Leaking Whatever Sean Spicer Is Saying Right Now

Hey look, the Trump White House is pathetic and amateur again.

Marco Rubio Is Today’s Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is As Terribel As I Say You Are

A veritable cornucopia of Derp

DNC Picks Perez As Chair, Ellison Being Totally Cool About It, AS WILL ALL OF YOU

Don't make me pull this car over, commenters.

Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well

'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow

Were Itty-Bitty ‘Trump’ Russian Flags At CPAC Honest Stupidity Or Epic Trolling? Your Open Thread!

The smart money is almost always on trolling.
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.

Donald Trump Tells CPAC Unnamed Sources Are FAKE NEWS, Except For When He Uses Them

Deconstructing the stupidest part of Trump's CPAC speech.
Worst. Jedi Mind Tricks. Ever.

President Bannon Promises To ‘Deconstruct’ America At CPAC. U-S-A! U-S-A!

President Steve Bannon seems to think he's some kind of French literary theorist, apparently.

Trump Begged FBI For Reach-Around On Russia Investigation, Because Of Course He Did

The Trump team begged the FBI to stay stories of their collusion with Russia were fake. Shockingly, the FBI did not comply!

President Bannon Commits To Apocalypse. Wonkagenda, Fri., Feb. 24, 2017

CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!

Gabby Giffords Tells Crybaby GOP Congressdicks To Grow A Pair

Republicans are SO SCARED of doing town halls. Gabby Giffords ain't scared. Also this is your open thread!

GOTCHA! Fake News Master James O’Keefe Catches CNN Editor Promising To DO JOURNALISM!

James O'Keefe tries to destroy CNN's credibility, and does a worse job of it than any given Don Lemon newscast.