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President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Jailbird Don Blankenship Running Third-Party For Senate, Because What Are Laws?

Looks like we may have Don Blankenship to kick around some more.

Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...

Midterm Madness: How Many Millions Will The GOP Spend To Defend Georgia’s Sixth?

It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?

Indiana’s GOP Senate Candidate Wants America Run Like Business. His Business Sucks Ass.

Why do these guys keep insisting something that isn't a business should be run like one?

Nazi Mother-In-Law Fucker Off To Jail. But Not For Assaulting His Lover’s Daughter (His Wife)

Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.

10 Dead In Santa Fe School Shooting, But Don’t Worry, The Guns Are Safe

Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.

House GOP Fails To Take Your Food Stamps Away. Better Luck Next Time, House GOP!

Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.

Nice Women’s Health Clinic You Got Here, Shame What They’re About To Do To It

Diminishing access to contraception is a feature, not a bug.
King Arthur and Sir Bedivere from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Rep. Mo Brooks Does Science: Maybe Sea Levels Rise When Someone Drops Mountains In The Ocean

Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!

Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.

Judge Reams ICE’s Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid

Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.