Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.
Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.
Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.
Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.
Let’s Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He’s Unqualified For!
Hope you're ready for some platitudes!
In which the stingee stings back.
THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.
The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!
You are allowed to LOL about this as much as you want, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY.
Russian Embassy complex overheard giggling hysterically.
Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?
Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.
Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???