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Kris Kobach’s Top Expert Flagged Voters For Fraud Because They Were Named, Like, ‘Jose’

Who would have believed the voter fraud myth is based on incredibly dishonest statistics? Other than everyone.

Donald Trump Jr. Almost As Good At Marriage As He Is At Having A Normal Human Face

This is the meanest thing about Donald Trump Jr.'s divorce you will read ALL DAY.

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Tucker Carlson Has Big Sad For Nazi Flakes Not Allowed Into U.K.

Rough times for white nationalists. Thank heavens Tucker Carlson cares.

Robert Mueller At The Front Door Of Trump Tower Right Now Like KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER!

Sounds like MAYBE Devin Nunes finished his investigation a LI'L BIT EARLY!

Not Sure How To Say This, But Devin Nunes Is Stupider Than We Thought

Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY?
Screw the cookies. I want the Foreign Relations Committee

Torture’s Back, So Liz Cheney Called Rand Paul A Terrorist Symp (UPDATED)

The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

Can Seth Rich’s Grieving Parents ‘Gawker’ Fox News Out Of Existence?

Fox News, they're even WORSE than you think!

OMG You Guys, The Trump Administration Is Being Vaguely Sorta Kinda Mean To Russia Right Now!

Trust us, this hurts Donald Trump more than it hurts Russia.

Donald Trump Brags About Making Shit Up, Because Only Losers Need ‘Facts’

All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie.

Stupid Trump Thinks He’s Good At Presidenting Now, So Let’s Fire Everybody Some More!

Just another day in President Shit Waffle's America!

All These Trump Lawyers Suing Stormy Daniels Still Have Nothing To Do With Trump

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?