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Is It Bad For Philippines’s President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump’s SecState Just Doesn’t Know!

Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.

Paul Ryan Uses Doublespeak To Explain Obamacare Repeal. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 13, 2017

Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!

Ben Carson Is Idiot All Over His Own Confirmation Hearings

Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.

Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren’t Their Dads Or Jesus

Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

House Republicans Will Never Stop Taking Down Cop Painting That Hurts Their Feelings

Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.

Have We Gently Encouraged James Comey To Go F*ck Himself Lately?

THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.

Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017

The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!

It’s OK To Talk About Donald Trump’s Alleged Love For Wee-Wee Hookers, You Guys

You are allowed to LOL about this as much as you want, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY.

Watergate Hotel Sets Self On Fire, Not That We Should Read Anything Into That

Russian Embassy complex overheard giggling hysterically.

CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference

Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?

Please Forget Trump’s Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly

Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.

Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do

Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???