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Lindsey Graham Scared Trump’s Budget Might Accidentally Make A Benghazi

Lindsey Graham is clearly not a fan of sequels.

Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!

Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.

Trump Budget Makes America Great, Once Bodies Of Frozen Poor People Cleared Away

Have we mentioned this budget is terrible? It's actually terrible. No, worse than that.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook’s Crack

Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing

Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

Jared Kushner, Slumlord? You Don’t Fucking Say

Come. Let the anger consume you.

Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy

Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.

Donald Trump’s Budget Is A Model, Idiot

Donald Trump's tax plan and budget don't add up, as if that were a surprise. Let's look at some wishful budgeting!

Here Are 10 Sexxxy NSFW Pictures Of Navy Boys Climbing A Greasy Obelisk, And Now You Are Gay

Sorry if you weren't planning to be gay today, but now you are.

Trump’s Personal Lawyer Sheri Dillon, You Are Going To Be A Wonkette STAR!

We're not saying that Donald Trump's financial disclosure is false. But HE'S not saying that it's true, either.

Clarence Thomas Joins Liberals To Strike Down Racist Redistricting?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA????

Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!

Chris Christie Wouldn’t Eat Michael Flynn If He Was On Fire

Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!