Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.
This shit is complicated!
Terrible how liberals blame others for their own actions. Just ask this Fox News watching NRA fan.
Men need to get their asses in the kitchen and fight those pots and pans too, because honestly, women are not dish slaves.
News Flash: Martin Luther King Jr. gave more than one speech, wingnuts skeptical.
Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.
Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.
DRUDGE SIRENS! ALEX JONES MEAT SWEATS! BARACK OBAMA BEGGING JAY-Z TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE STOP LOVING TRUMP SO MUCH!
This is just definitely a true story.
He saw something, and he said something. Something stupid and bigoted.
It’s a Blackpocalypse! Hug your white children.
At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.
10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.
Turns out there are actually downsides to sending a demented idiot out to represent our country.
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!