Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Gov. Sam Brownback's trickle-down business still isn't working, HUH!
Michigan's brand new head of Environmental Quality helped manage BP's response to the Gulf oil spill. Are there any pelicans in Michigan?
Boy, that Hillary Clinton is good! Not only did she trick Georgia Rep. Lynn Westmoreland, and the rest of the Republicans, into "stepping in a trap" of looking real stupid at the congressional hearing on "The Benghazi," but now she's...
Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.
People who love using cute sayings (like your mom) always say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. That's a good saying for this one dildo-wit Republican state senator...
Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Tummy feeling too normal? Haven't thrown up even once today? WE'RE HERE TO HELP. Consider this tape of Alabama Governor Robert Bentley (R - Jesus) threatening to touch the #boobs and the "under" of Not His Wife, Rebekah Caldwell...
You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Rick Santorum, Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, George Pataki (who?), Lindsay Graham, Bobby Jindal,...
Chicago's school district cancelled a 'Christian' haunted house simply because it was tasteless and exploitative. Talk about missing the point.
The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.
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