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Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Heather Heyer’s Mama Right Now

'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'

Baltimore Takes Down Confederate Monuments In Single Night, Like A Boss

Baltimore took out the trash last night. Nicely done, Baltimore!

Sad Texas Bigots Can’t Even Pass A Bathroom Bill, LOL Sad Losers!

Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

FCC Wants To Go Back In Time And Screw Up The Internet

The FCC is now bending over to the help poor Internet and phone companies who are hurt by their needy customers whining about fairness.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!

Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Loves Cops, Except Mexican-Loving Chicago Cops, Who Are Bad

The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.

FCC Saving America From Anti-Trump Bias In Local Weather Reports

Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?