From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!
Oh look, another coward! And also your open thread!
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.
Trump finally finds someone to replace Mike Flynn, CPAC shitcans a scumbag, and Governor Joe Piscopo? Your morning news brief!
Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.
All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.
Florida Man worries about Death Panels.
Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!
Now that this guy's gone, who'll make the KKK respectable?
Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!