Local News

Satanic Temple Now Attacking Another Sacred American Institution: Spanking!

'Not hitting kids' is clearly a satanic idea. It's your OPEN THREAD!

Bless Those Dumb Trump Supporters’ Hearts. Honest To God, BLESS ‘EM!

If you can't say something nice, come sit next to us.

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!

Trump, West Virginia Team Up To Free Coal Miners From Being Alive

Just think of all the hospital, rehab, and funeral home jobs this will create, too!

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017

Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon’s Ex-Wife, Her Coke Dealer Boyfriend, And A Hot Tub Full Of Acid: The Usual.

Let's be clear: There's nothing as creepy in this story as Steve Bannon's actual political views.

LOL Kellyanne Conway’s Talking To Toasters! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 13, 2017

Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!

Civil Rights Nice Time! Oakland Bogarts All Pot Permits For Black People Arrested In War On Drugs!

The Oakland City Council is using pot permits to undo some of the excesses of the War on Drugs. Freakin' California, what'll they think of next?

Gay-Hatin’ Tenn. Doctor/Lawmaker Only Fucked Married Patient/Cousin *Sometimes*

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)

GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017

GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!

No Russia, No Russia, YOU’RE The Russia! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 9, 2017

Is it TrumpCare or RyanCare, James Comey gets comfy, and China bootlegs Ivanka Trump! Your morning news brief!

Hey, Little Lady! White Guy Legislators Have Some Thoughts About Your Vagina!

Grab Your Vagina for a Ladyhaters Legislative Round Up! Spoiler Alert: There are Republicans Up in Your Bits!

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!