'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'
Baltimore took out the trash last night. Nicely done, Baltimore!
Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!
Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!
Bye, old racist emblems! Bye!
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
The FCC is now bending over to the help poor Internet and phone companies who are hurt by their needy customers whining about fairness.
Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!
Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.
Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?