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Alabama’s Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry

Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Batshit, Naked And Full Of Chili. Now Can He Have His Kids?

Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Glenn Beck And Tomi Lahren Face Off In Court, Nation Prays For Meteor To Strike Them Both

The Blaze hired a 24-year-old monkey to sit in a cage and fling poo. It now complains that the monkey threw poo. Meanwhile, the monkey complains about the cage.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!

Arkansas’s Executionpalooza Canceled By Every Judge In The State! UNFAIR

Hide your face, America! Arkansas brings shame on the nation! Woo Pig Sooie!

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Congress Is Home For Recess And That Means YELLING AT REPUBLICANS TIME YEEHAW!

All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

North Carolina Rep Will Axe-Murder Your Gay Marriage, PROBABLY Won’t Axe-Murder Your Puppy

One of the guys sponsoring the bill to kill marriage equality in North Carolina used to make jokes about killing puppies with axes. FUNNY!

James Thompson Loses Close Kansas Election. Just Imagine If The Democrats Had Helped!

As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.