Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.
Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
ALL NIGHT ELECTION RESULTS BLOG POST!
Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
At least he kept his caucus in his pants. As far as we know.
But what has Pennsylvania done to deserve this?!?
Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.