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Behind every frog is a silver lining.
Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
YUM YUM GO MAKE HIM SOME.
Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.
What shocking news!
Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.