Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Do kids really need to know anything about 'evolution' or 'climate change' or 'gravity'? Will they ever really USE it?
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating
Judge Says Ex-St. Louis Cop Didn’t Murder Guy After Saying He’d ‘Kill This Motherfucker’ So That’s A Relief
It's one of those 'Oh Jesus, shit, no, not again' kind of days.
A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.
Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!
Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!
Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.
Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.
Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are
Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!
What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.
Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.