KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
ALL NIGHT ELECTION RESULTS BLOG POST!
Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
At least he kept his caucus in his pants. As far as we know.
But what has Pennsylvania done to deserve this?!?
Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.
There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.
No, they never will go away. Why would they ever go away?
The working poor are already working, and poor. Let's make life a bit harder for them!
Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying.
He may be an idiot, but he's an idiot who helps maintain a Republican majority.
Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.