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It Would Appear Our Boy Conor Lamb Kicked That Republican Dork’s Ass

Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!


The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Shits Bed Again On Kansas Vote Trial’s Fourth Day. Really, Just All The Shit

Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
And for what? For a little loud music. There's more to life than worrying about loud music, you know. Don'tcha know that?

Fargo, North Dakota, It’s A Beautiful Day!

No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.

Stix Nix Dix After Lobbyist Kix, Pix

At least he kept his caucus in his pants. As far as we know.

Don’t Watch, Just Read The Top Seven Fuckbonkers Things Donald Trump Said In Pennsylvania!

But what has Pennsylvania done to deserve this?!?

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.

Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag

There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.
ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Cliven Bundy’s ‘Legal Idiot’ Son Ryan Running For Governor Of Nevada Legal Idiots

No, they never will go away. Why would they ever go away?

Alabama Fixin’ To Throw Thousands Of Kids Off Medicaid For Their Own Good

The working poor are already working, and poor. Let's make life a bit harder for them!

Justice Kennedy About To Quit SCOTUS, According To Full-Of-Shit GOP Senator

Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying.

Federal Judge Thinks Kris Kobach Is An Asshole Too

He may be an idiot, but he's an idiot who helps maintain a Republican majority.

Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won

Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.