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Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

Hawaii’s Nuclear Alert System Did A Silly Thing, Uh-Oh

Hawaii? Has to be Obama's fault somehow.

‘The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.’ Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018

Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Time To Arrest NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio For Crimes Against Exxon!

Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!

Hero Louisiana Cop Protects Public From Mouthy Middle School Teacher Who Wants Decent Pay

'But man, proud man, Dress'd in a little brief authority...'

GOP Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Is A Blackmailing Adulterous Piece Of Shit, ALLEGEDLY

Look, another pervy dude in a position of power! WE ARE FOR SHOCKED.

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

New York Prisons Experiment With Promoting Illiteracy. That’s Not A Typo.

A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list.

Ryan Zinke Exempts Florida From Offshore Oil Drilling Plan For Some Mar-A-Lago Reason

Special favors? In the Trump administration? Shut the front door!
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Racist Shitbag Joe Arpaio Wants To Lose Senate Race Just Like Accused Pedo Roy Moore Did!

Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.