Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.
And the missus is a piece of work, too!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Republicans gotta dance with the one that brung 'em!
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.
These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
This Larry Krasner character seems pretty great.
Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!
Paul LePage vetoed Medicaid expansion five times. He can't veto this!
LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!