Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
The FCC is now bending over to the help poor Internet and phone companies who are hurt by their needy customers whining about fairness.
Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!
Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.
Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!
Sean Hannity won't be there, but YOU will!
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.