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Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!

Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Bundy Jury Can’t Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad

The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.

New Orleans Removes Confederate Statues! Wingnuts Totally Reasonable About It, As You’d Expect!

Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.

Louisiana Man Sure Scientists Could Reverse Abortions If They Weren’t On The Rag

Abortion Reversal is OMG so hot right now!!

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?

Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)

Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.

Alex Jones Gets PIIIIIIISSED When You Call His New Wife A Massage Hooker

More dispatches from the Alex Jones custody trial!

Arkansas Death Penalty Nightmare Shitshow: HOW Shitshow? A Lot!

How random is Arkansas's Death Penalty? Pretty goddamn random.

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin’, SHARIA LAW

Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'

Alabama’s Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry

Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!