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Florida Man worries about Death Panels.
Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!
Now that this guy's gone, who'll make the KKK respectable?
Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!
Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
It's an innovative sentence. But can you diagram it?
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
Jeff Sessions can't wait to start doing Justice to America, Crom help us.
Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Repuuuuublicans, come out to play-aaay!
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!