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Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay

You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!
Photo courtesy Hundred Acre Wood P.D.

Open Thread: A Florida Gentleman Named Elvis, His AR-15, A Car, And Some Cows

Sometimes everything just comes together. Stupidly.

North Carolina’s New Dem Governor Not Taking Republicans’ Power Grab Crap

North Carolina's new governor seems to think he deserves the same power his Republican predecessor had. Isn't that cute?

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Buffalo School Board Tells Old Racist Carl Paladino To Resign Or Face Strongly Worded Reprimand

Horrible old bigot faces the ultimate slap on the wrist.

Obama Boots Trump’s 400lb. Russian Hackers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 30, 2016

Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!

Confederacy-Humpin’ Lawmaker Beated His Wife, With ‘Morals’

Last year, this South Carolina lawmaker sent Confederate Christmas Cards. This year, he's getting arrested for domestic violence. HUH!

Horse Porn-Loving Trump Racist Sorry You Got Offended By His Racism Again

Carl Paladino only said those things because he was upset about Aleppo. Naturally.

Indiana Making Its Poors Healthier, Just By Adding Shame And Bureaucracy!

Get ready, America! Indiana's crappy, mean-spirited 'reform' of Medicaid may be going national!

Scott Walker Ends Climate Change, By Censoring It From State Website. Thanks Scott Walker!

Scott Walker takes the lead in throwing climate change down the memory hole.

Obama Hates 22nd Amendment. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!

Yay, Town In Pennsylvania Trump Country ISN’T Total Dick To Syrian Refugees!

Let's be joyful that stories like this still exist, at least until Donald Trump makes them illegal.