Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.
Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.
Jerry Brown seems to think the National Guard should do National Guard stuff, not Border Patrol stuff.
Store employee who called the cops on the men has come to a mutual understanding with the company that she is terrible and no longer works there.
Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.
Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
Ignore the fact that Kern County is America's deadliest for police shootings, this was *out of context* man!
Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!
WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.