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Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!

Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!

Fox News Can’t Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police

Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Is Making Reefer Madness Great Again

Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

Asshole ‘Patriot’ Who Threatened Muslim Couple Cries Real Tears After Arrest

This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.

God Instructs Idaho Prepper And End-Times Prophet To Launch Pointless Bid For Congress

Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.
Guess what body part I'm being? Oh, you guessed!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wants Press To Die For Reporting All The Fake News He Makes Up

Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst.