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A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.

Oh, Did Something Happen With Trump-Russia Last Night? Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept., 19, 2017

Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.

New Mexico Lets Jesus Ride Dinosaur Right Into Revamped ‘Science’ Classes

Do kids really need to know anything about 'evolution' or 'climate change' or 'gravity'? Will they ever really USE it?

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)

St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating
I'm not touching you...OK, I'm tasing and shooting you dead, but not touching you...

Judge Says Ex-St. Louis Cop Didn’t Murder Guy After Saying He’d ‘Kill This Motherfucker’ So That’s A Relief

It's one of those 'Oh Jesus, shit, no, not again' kind of days.

Trump Calls Terrorists ‘Losers,’ Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017

A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About Losing His House In Hurricane Irma Because #Jokes

Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!

Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017

Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are

Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!

Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole

What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.