Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.
Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!
Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!
Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!
Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?
Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.
Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.
This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?
Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.
Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.
Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst.