Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.
So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
Not only are ICE officials getting sued for maliciously trying to deport the spouses of US citizens who are attempting to comply with regulations, we also have a Georgia state senator burning up the highways on his “deportation bus”.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
South Dakota GOP candidate thinks terrorism will prop up his prospects. Also: you're the terrorist for pointing it out.
There's letting the punishment fit the crime, and then there's this daycare in Arkansas.
Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
Oh, my, what is this world coming to? Mary Fallin, Governor of Oklahoma has done the impossible -- she has vetoed pro-gun legislation.
So, how did the FBI learn about this scariest of scary blacketty black men? Well, in the normal place that an investigator might go to find the truth: Alex Jones’ Infowars website.
'Checking out of an AirBnb' and 'falling asleep in the dorm common room at Yale' are now worthy of a 9-1-1 call. But only if you are black, so, calm down white people.
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
Looks like more white genocide, huh.
Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.
Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
Zimmerman's target (this time) is a grown ass man named Dennis Warren, so, looks like Georgie can’t use the 'scary black child' defense to get out of this situation.