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Did Roid-Rage Bigot Attorney Aaron Schlossberg’s Partner Run Screaming Away From Him? Looks Like!

Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.

Oklahoma Republican Weird

So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

The Wheels On The Deportation Bus Go Round And Round

Not only are ICE officials getting sued for maliciously trying to deport the spouses of US citizens who are attempting to comply with regulations, we also have a Georgia state senator burning up the highways on his “deportation bus”.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Won’t Some Brown People Help This GOP Candidate By Bombing South Dakota? (Please Don’t Do That)

South Dakota GOP candidate thinks terrorism will prop up his prospects. Also: you're the terrorist for pointing it out.
Stoning scene from 'Life of Brian'

Jesus Wept.

There's letting the punishment fit the crime, and then there's this daycare in Arkansas.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

Red State Gun Grabberz: Mary Fallin Punks The NRA

Oh, my, what is this world coming to? Mary Fallin, Governor of Oklahoma has done the impossible -- she has vetoed pro-gun legislation.

Yes, You Can Go To Jail For Being Too Blackkety Black, Y’all

So, how did the FBI learn about this scariest of scary blacketty black men? Well, in the normal place that an investigator might go to find the truth: Alex Jones’ Infowars website.

White Women Being Reeeeaaaallllll Shitty, For A Change

'Checking out of an AirBnb' and 'falling asleep in the dorm common room at Yale' are now worthy of a 9-1-1 call. But only if you are black, so, calm down white people.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

KKK Imperial Jerkoff Guilty Of Gun-Fuckery During Charlottesville Klanbake

Looks like more white genocide, huh.

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

George Zimmerman Will Feed You To The Gators! Also, He’s Been Charged With Stalking.

Zimmerman's target (this time) is a grown ass man named Dennis Warren, so, looks like Georgie can’t use the 'scary black child' defense to get out of this situation.