Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is the worst leader ever. Sad. Weak. Embarrassing. Also it is your OPEN THREAD.
Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!
They could've been heroes, just for one day.
Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!
Because women made fun of him, and also because he got punched in the head.
Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.
Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.
The Duterte family is what you'd get if the Trump family were crossed with 'Sons of Anarchy.'