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Congress Looking Up Putin’s Skirt, Now-ish! Let’s Peep Together!

Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
Couldn't handle any more intelligence than he has now

Your Next President Trusts Wikileaks A Lot More Than Dumb Old ‘Intelligence’ Agencies

Donald Trump isn't going to take any guff from American intelligence agencies. He's, like, really smart.

Intel Committee: Snowden Gave Our Sh*t To Russia Because He’s A Typical F*cking Millennial

The House Intelligence Committee does not care for Edward Snowden's hijinks!

Russia Hacking Electric Utility Computers Now, Not That It’s Anything To Worry About (Updated)

Should we be worried Russia might be trying to muck about with our power grid? Who knows? Do we need electricity that much?

Trump’s Got A Dirty Russian Secret. Wonkagenda For Monday, January 2, 2017

Donald Trump's doesn't trust computers, the GOP is dusting off its old plans, and a rich white lady wants, "black people food." Your morning news brief!

2016: The Year We Sexxxed Up Canada’s Justin Trudeau, Sexxxily

Apparently Justin Trudeau has 'political positions' and stuff, but this is not about that.
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Intelligence Experts Agree: Russia 5 To 10 Years Behind In Meme Technology

They're Russian dancing memes / They might be going to extremes / They've got confusing Cold War themes / Is it as clumsy as it seems?

Obama Boots Trump’s 400lb. Russian Hackers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 30, 2016

Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!

Barack Obama Throws Russian Diplomats Out His Damn House!

Russia's poop has come home to roost.

China Finally Gives Donald Trump The Huge Cock He’s Always Wanted

Look at the size of that thing.

Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016

Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!

Barack Obama And Japanese Prime Minister Speak At Pearl Harbor, And Just Wow

Watch what may be the last dignified speeches by a foreign leader and an American president for several years.