Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
Who did the poisoning? RUSSIA DID! Who's Theresa May going to fuck up? RUSSIA!
Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.
Oh good, peace is surely at hand now. Somebody find a dove.
Bet Donald Trump wishes he could pull shit like this.
Remember, his nickname is Governor Goodhair, not Secretary Smartbrain.
Jesus's best little Aryan soldier LIED? The fuck you say!
Trump tries to silence his witnesses, Kris Kobach gets schooled in court, and Florida might actually pass some gun control. Your morning news brief.
Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
Hold your nose for this one!
Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.
Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
We're sure Ivanka's sleeping very well tonight.