Like America even cares what foreigns think.
Stupid England! You can't break up with Donald Trump, 'cause HE'S DUMPING YOU FIRST!
Shithead says what?
Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!
This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!
Trump only hires the best people!
Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!
The New Cruelty marches on.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.
Remember when Trump said being unpredictable was just good foreign policy?
He's going to get us all killed.
Pope's really bummed. Guess he was a bigger Rose Marie fan than we thought.
Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.
Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.