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World Tells Trump To Stuff ‘Clean Coal’ Up His Carbon Chute (We Are Talking About His Ass)

Stupid Europe and the rest of the world won't buy coal because they hate our freedom and respiratory diseases.

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

How Many Former Intel Chiefs Called Trump Putin’s Buttboy This Weekend? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

Any fucking idiot can tell Trump is compromised by Putin, FOR SOME REASON.

Trump Visits Philippines Mass Murderer, Has Really Terrific, Wonderful Time!

Donald Trump doesn't do 'human rights.' Hell, he barely does 'human.'

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don’t Like The Pope. Who Knew?

If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.

Trump: Who Am I Gonna Believe, The Deep State Or Putin, An Innocent Man!

Trump takes Putin's word on election hacking, ignores "hacks" at CIA, FBI, DNI and NSA. This is fine!

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Hey, At Least Donald Trump Didn’t Call Them ‘Orientals’!

Trump travels to Asia in his quest to embarrass Americans in every time zone.

That’ll Do, Virginia. That’ll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017

LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

No, But Seriously! WTF Is Going On In Saudi Arabia?

Don't panic. But it seems the Middle East may be ever so slightly ON FIRE.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.