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Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia

Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

Scott Brown Runs For Senate In New Zealand

If you needed any further proof that Trump's plan is to slowly poison everything lovely in the world while simultaneously grinding people to dust beneath his heel just to prove to himself that he can because he is a...

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey’s Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump

Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?

Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

France Playing Footsie With This Nazi Lady Because ‘Neoliberals’ Or Something. Hooray!

This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Trump Denies Demanding Golden Carriage/Shower From Queen Elizabeth. Who You Gonna Believe?

'Trump administration denies...' is our most useful keyboard macro.

Mike Pence Brings Message Of Peace, Love, Total Annihilation To Korea

Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Oh God, Geraldo Just Wargasmed All Over Our TV Screen

AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!

Donald Trump Shoves Bomb Up Cave’s Ass. North Korea Who What Now?

Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.