Lindsey Graham is clearly not a fan of sequels.
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
Our president's eloquence may have fallen a bit short.
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95 million, and probably doing some commerce stuff, too, if Jared lets him. We figure Trump...
Why didn't the US suspend all protest for the Turkish president, like Saudi Arabia did for Trump???
Why is Donald Trump already tired on his Mideast trip? It's all that cognitive dissonance.
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.
All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!
Donald Trump must be jealous as hell.
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
Lies, damn lies, and VP Pence.