Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
If you needed any further proof that Trump's plan is to slowly poison everything lovely in the world while simultaneously grinding people to dust beneath his heel just to prove to himself that he can because he is a...
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?
Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?
This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
'Trump administration denies...' is our most useful keyboard macro.
Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!
Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.