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Donald Trump Finally Right: The World Is Laughing At Us And Our Shithole President

Like America even cares what foreigns think.

Beta Cuck Trump Cancels England Trip Because He’s Scared, Blames Black Guy Obviously

Stupid England! You can't break up with Donald Trump, 'cause HE'S DUMPING YOU FIRST!

Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Toby Young: Meet The British Betsy DeVos, If She Were *More Of An Asshole*!

This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!

Look At This Dumb Racist Trump Ambassador Getting Dunked On By Mean Dutch Reporters

Trump only hires the best people!

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.

It Appears President Trump May Be Ill-Suited For Job Of Not Killing Us All

Remember when Trump said being unpredictable was just good foreign policy?

Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.

Pope Francis Hated 2017 As Much As You Did

Pope's really bummed. Guess he was a bigger Rose Marie fan than we thought.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.