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Stages Of Grief: Russia Having Rough Time Coping With Michael Flynn’s Resignation

Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?

Out Like Flynn: Trump’s National Security Adviser Resigns To Spend More Time With His Conspiracy Theories

The well-oiled Trump machine sheds its first weasel within the first four weeks.

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump And Justin Trudeau Hold A Presser: An ‘Alternative’ Transcript

Here is a thing that happened.

Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 13, 2017

Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!

U.S. Spies Confirm Parts Of ‘Russia Dossier,’ But Not (Yet) Pee Hookers Part. Why Are We Paying These People?

Pay no attention to the men behind the iron curtain. Or whatever it's made of these days.

Trump As Terrific At Hosting Japanese Prime Minister As He Is At Literally EVERYTHING. (He Is Very Poor At It)

Endless protocol fuck ups can't stop the budding bromance between Trump and Japan's Shinzo Abe! Hijinks abound in this classic boy-meets-boy story!

National Security Advisor Had Sweaty Phone Sex With Russian Ambassador Maybe. Why Do You Ask?

It's more Trump contacts with Russia. Are we supposed to be concerned about that any more?

‘SEE YOU IN COURT!’ Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017

Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer: Criticizing Trump’s Yemen Clusterfuck Means You Piss On Dead Troops

Definitely sick of all the winning.

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

Which U.S. Allies, Department Stores, Clouds, Is Donald Trump Yelling At Today?

That's some article, that Article 25!

Trump Doesn’t Like Being Leaked On

No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?