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The Internet Is Telling White Men To Kill Black Men And ‘Sluts,’ And White Men Are Listening

White supremacist murderer James Jackson has views that are echoed throughout right-wing forums online, and we must start paying attention.

Spicey To Save Time Today By Skipping Presser And Punching Himself In Face

Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.

Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O’Reilly’s Ignorant Ass Shit

MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP

Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!

How Guilty Is Jared Kushner Of Trump Russia Stuff, On A Scale Of One To His Dad?

The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?

Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn’t Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock

Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Did Somebody Spike Trump’s Baby Formula With Trucker Speed Last Night?

Donald Trump freaked out on Twitter last night. No, it's true!

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.

Donald Trump’s ‘Approval Rating’ Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But … Uh … LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.