Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.
How you livin', Don McGahn?
Oh the poor, delicate flower... who molested and raped more than 140 girls and owned piles of child pornography.
Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.
It's Wonkette Story Time! COME READ WITH US!
Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary.
Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.
LOL OMG this is so fucking pathetic, we can't stop laughing.
Good news, America! Some kid named Taylor is gonna, like, solve our drug problem.
Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS, For ‘Best Dick Joke’ And ‘Not Being The Fucking New York Times’
This is fake news. OR IS IT?
This is the smart way to decriminalize marijuana: Retroactively.
It's hardly a roadblock to the New Cruelty, but any good news is still good news.
MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?
Oh, look! Republicans suddenly care about CHIP funding!
There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Then there's this report, which is racist nonsense.