Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!
Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING
Lindsey Graham is clearly not a fan of sequels.
Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Meet Marc Kasowitz! He seems JUST GREAT.
Nothing to see here! Move along!
Have we mentioned this budget is terrible? It's actually terrible. No, worse than that.
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.
Come. Let the anger consume you.
Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.
Donald Trump's tax plan and budget don't add up, as if that were a surprise. Let's look at some wishful budgeting!
Sorry if you weren't planning to be gay today, but now you are.