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Portal To Hell Opens In White House Lawn. Obama Never Had One Of Those.

You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
still from Bee Movie with Winnie the Pooh in a rifle scope's crosshairs

Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too

Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.

Charlottesville Nazi ‘Commie Killer’ Cracker Goin’ The Fuck To Jail

Trump thinks he's some very fine people.

We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.

Everyone Mourns Differently. Father Of Texas School Shooter Mourns Like A Dick

Terrible how liberals blame others for their own actions. Just ask this Fox News watching NRA fan.

Duchess Meghan Markle, Bloody Feminist!

Men need to get their asses in the kitchen and fight those pots and pans too, because honestly, women are not dish slaves.

Trump Rolling Happily In Enormous Pile Of His Own Racism. Also, Pigshit

Why can't the rest of the White House website be just as glaringly racist as the 'animal' MS-13 page?

Idiot Gateway Pundit Reporter, But We Repeat Ourselves, Lectures Bernice King On Her Father, MLK

News Flash: Martin Luther King Jr. gave more than one speech, wingnuts skeptical.

Just When You Thought Michael Cohen Couldn’t Be Any Stupider, ALONG COMES THE ONION!

Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.

You Can Have Donald Trump’s Jitterbug Old People Phone When You Pry It From His Cold Dead Hands

Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.

Hugh Hewitt Knows What To Blame For These Mass Shootings, And It Is … Trench Coats!

After that, they will blame an actual straw, for grasping at.

QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018

ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
Aidy Bryant on "Saturday Night Live" as the now infamous "BBQ Becky"

BBQing While Black: Charcoal Grilling White Racial Aggression

BBQ Becky brought a whole lot of fam together Sunday in Oakland. Thanks BBQ Becky!