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Alabama Election Day: The Deep Fried Fuckery Edition

Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.

Donald Trump Scolds Lazy Puerto Ricans For Letting Hurricane Hit Their Island

Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.

OMG Y’all, President Stupidass Actually Thinks He’s #WINNING This Football Fight

We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
bit of the anthony weiner to this one

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Going To Jail

Oh. How sad.

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.

Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls

Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Kneeling is SO disrespectful!

TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)

Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!