Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.
Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.
Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
We gotta get out of this place.
HOW IS IT NOT?
Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.
Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Oh. How sad.
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!