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Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Would-Be Ohio Senator Josh Mandel Defends Pizzagate Crazies From Murderous Jews

Ohio's GOP Senate candidate has gone from annoying pipsqueak to annoying 'alt-right'-embracing pipsqueak.

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don’t Worry You Won’t Feel A Thing

The anti-Obamacare propaganda is coming from INSIDE THE HHS!

Man I Wonder Why People Don’t Trust Cops

It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.

Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are ‘Garp?’

Somebody really needs to break it to Donald Trump: repealing Obamacare is mostly dead, and he's no Miracle Max.

No For Real Trump’s New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!)

More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!

NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone

In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.

Donald Trump’s NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!

This Is Not Good News For John McCain

Well, shit. Nobody should ever have to face cancer.