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Alex Jones Gets PIIIIIIISSED When You Call His New Wife A Massage Hooker

More dispatches from the Alex Jones custody trial!

Arkansas Death Penalty Nightmare Shitshow: HOW Shitshow? A Lot!

How random is Arkansas's Death Penalty? Pretty goddamn random.

Georgia’s Runoff Election: Let The Voter Suppression Games Begin!

The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

Scott Brown Runs For Senate In New Zealand

If you needed any further proof that Trump's plan is to slowly poison everything lovely in the world while simultaneously grinding people to dust beneath his heel just to prove to himself that he can because he is a...

Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin’, SHARIA LAW

Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Alabama’s Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry

Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.