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Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?
These are Yang worship words! You will not say them!

How Hospitals Are Boning You, FOR FREEDOM

You want single payer? You need to figure out how to bring costs down.

On Second Thought, Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn’t Call The Families Of The Fallen

If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died

You guys, Ivanka Trump had a PUNK PHASE.

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

Should Anthony Scaramucci Delete His Account? Let’s Vote!

Anthony Scaramucci launches his social media empire by inviting people to vote on the Holocaust. AS ONE DOES.

Have You Made Fun Of Jim Bakker Lately? Then You Are In Big Trouble WITH GOD.

God has heard what you've been saying about Jim Bakker. Better knock that off.

Come Get Noisy In Boise (Those DON’T Rhyme)! It’s A Wonkette Drinky Thing!

It's time for drinks and conversation in Boise, Idaho!

Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.

Trump Poor

No, Mr. President, you cannot borrow a fucking dollar.

Virginia Republican Ed Gillespie Just Can’t Rub Off The Trump Stank!

Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!

Philando Castile Fund Shows People Do Not Suck Uniformly! (We Were Surprised Too)

It turns out not everything is death and destruction!