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Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

There Is A Problem When We Can’t Keep Track Of The School Shootings

This isn't what we hope for, no.

Battertits Is Not An Appropriate Professional Nickname, And Other Lessons From The Restaurant Industry

Workers in the restaurant industry are sexually harassed at astounding rates. We should talk about that!

White Cop Who Killed Walter Scott Actually Catches 20 Years In Prison, So Everything’s Good Now

A white cop is actually going to prison for shooting an unarmed black man. During the Trump administration, no less.

Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like

Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.

Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin’ With Congress, It Went GREAT!

Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.

Republicans Agree: 9 Out Of 10 Alabama Children Never Even Seen Roy Moore’s Dick!

In a surprise twist, GOP decides it's down with pedophiles. We are shocked, SHOCKED.

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit

Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

O GOD MAKE IT STOP! Your Daily Round Up Of Crazy White House Shit!

Here's your daily Flynnghazi roundup. Because shit is gettin' real!

The Tax Bill Was Not The Democrats’ Fault You Silly Wankers

I don’t even LIKE the Dems and I can tell you that they’re not the problem here.

The Week In Garbage Men: Daily Stormer Pretty Sure It’s Legal To Harass People If You Are A Nazi About It

Daily Stormer proprietor Andrew Anglin's attorneys claim threatening to throw a Jewish woman into an oven is an expression of free speech.

Wingnuts SO MAD That Scary Messican Didn’t Shoot The Pretty White Lady On Purpose!

Anti-immigrant loons know who killed this poor woman, and it is SAN FRANCISCO LIBERALS!

Mike Flynn Pleading Guilty! How Fucked Is The White House? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!

Flynn's going to sing like a bird. A lying, criminal, treasonous, Russia-loving, prostitute bird.

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.