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Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!

Cops To Gamergate Victims: Call Back If You Get Shot

NEWSFLASH!!! Women harassed and threatened online!!! Law enforcement advises constant vigilance and voting in midterm elections.

Arizona’s BYO Drugs Death Penalty Tailgate Party!!!

Nation Wonders What Arizona is Smoking as State Encourages Death Row Lawyers to Take Side Jobs as Drug Dealers

Shit Sandwiches A Dish Best Served Cold. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 17, 2017

The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!

Whom Are We Deporting Today?

The World Is Terrible!!! Let us distract you from this Deportationpalooza with Cat Porn!

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!

White Guy Who Planned Mosque Attack Not Charged With Terrorism. Wonder Why!

If Robert Doggart were a Muslim, there is no question on what the charges would be.

Clip And Save! It’s Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!

Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!

Which Of These States Can Hate Ladies THE MOST This Week?

Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!
it's a long way down

Missouri Republicans Here To Help! (Giant Companies That Screwed You Over)

Missouri will be a LAND OF FREEDOM ... from your pesky lawsuits when the shit you buy don't work.

‘SEE YOU IN COURT!’ Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017

Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!

Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can’t Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump’s Ugly Ass Clothes

Time to fire the entire White House, including the president!

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Suing Obama, Hillary, Black Panthers For ‘Race War.’ As One Does.

The list also includes George Soros, Eric Holder, Louis Farrakhan and your mom.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!