It turns out not everything is death and destruction!
Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!
For once, it wasn't 'a quiet fellow who kept to himself.'
THIS GUY is going to talk about someone else being unhealthy?!?!? President Pannus needs to sit the fuck down in his electric stroller and roll on home.
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Roy Moore’s ‘Christian’ ‘Charity’ Forgot To Render Unto Caesar What Is Caesar’s (And The IRS Is On Line Two)
Roy Moore's religious freedom to scam the IRS shall not be abridged! Thus saith the Lord.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
That boy ain't right. Neither is his daddy.
No but seriously Las Vegas coppers, what the hell?
Is Trump losing his shit because Bob Mueller is closing in? Let's Wonksplore!!!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.