Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!
Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?
Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom
David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!
Donald Trump cancels inauguration golden shower and Ted Cruz goes limp for queso. Your morning news brief!
Justice in a police killing of a black motorist? Great idea, in theory.
We'll get back to being constructive and helpful real soon, but for now, COME VENT WITH US.
James Comey's nothing burgers, Trump's lost his cellphone, and a D.C. pizza bar has secret Satanic sex door. Your Morning News Brief!
It's really not true that if you have more bread, you eat less shit. The ratio is different, but it's the same amount of shit.
We heard from a gent in Texas who had some thoughts on demon liberals and the Constitution.
Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!
Trump is booed by priests, how Russia broke the Interwebz, why Peggy Noonan is still A Idiot. Your Morning News Brief!
The return of Benghazi Mom, a great wall of taco trucks, & the flabby arm of the law! Here's your daily news brief!