Cops Behaving Badly

Papa John’s So Sad That Only Nazis Like Their Shitty Pizza Now

What did they think was gonna happen?

Shitshow At Gitmo

Who could have predicted that a quasi-black site with no laws would be so complicated?

Virginia Cops Beat Down Reporter For Making Bad Words At GOP Racist Ed Gillespie

OH, FUCK THIS SHIT! Shareblue reporter violently arrested for swearing near GOP candidate Ed Gillespie.

Louisiana Supreme Court Does NOT Speak Jive!

Lawyer, Dawg? Or Lawyer Dog? Same difference.

Teenage Refugee Finally Gets ICE’s Damn Hands Off Her Body

Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.

Donut Company Sides With Cops. Surprise!

Can't say they don't know their customer base.
CRUSH

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Philando Castile Fund Shows People Do Not Suck Uniformly! (We Were Surprised Too)

It turns out not everything is death and destruction!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.