What did they think was gonna happen?
Who could have predicted that a quasi-black site with no laws would be so complicated?
OH, FUCK THIS SHIT! Shareblue reporter violently arrested for swearing near GOP candidate Ed Gillespie.
Lawyer, Dawg? Or Lawyer Dog? Same difference.
Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.
Can't say they don't know their customer base.
Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.
Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
It turns out not everything is death and destruction!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.