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Cops Behaving Badly

FBI STILL Can’t Find Hillary’s Evil Emails. Your Wonkagenda, Monday, November 7, 2016.

James Comey's nothing burgers, Trump's lost his cellphone, and a D.C. pizza bar has secret Satanic sex door. Your Morning News Brief!
To be fair, Sipowicz only did that to a Mafia guy, who was askin' for it.

Nice Time? San Antonio Fired Cop Who Fed Homeless Guy Poo? Er … Sure, ‘Nice’ Time!

It's really not true that if you have more bread, you eat less shit. The ratio is different, but it's the same amount of shit.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comment: Genuine ‘Black Ops’ Veteran Defends Best Evil-Fightin’ Sheriff Lady In Texas

We heard from a gent in Texas who had some thoughts on demon liberals and the Constitution.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 27, 2016

Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 21, 2016

Trump is booed by priests, how Russia broke the Interwebz, why Peggy Noonan is still A Idiot. Your Morning News Brief!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 19, 2016

The return of Benghazi Mom, a great wall of taco trucks, & the flabby arm of the law! Here's your daily news brief!

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 10, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Loretta Sanchez Craaaay Yo

Everything about this Loretta Sanchez/Kamala Harris US Senate debate was nuts. Except Kamala Harris.
They still love us. Suckers!

Racists Reeeeeally Mad Hillary Clinton Keeps Lying That Racism Exists

Last night, in the vice presidential debate, Hillary Clinton's running mate, Tim Kaine, started talking about race and civil rights in his very first paragraph (well, after saying hi). Here's how he (non-) answered his first question, on presidential...

Let’s All Apply For This Trump-Fluffing Job At ConservativeDailyPost.com!

Do YOU have what it takes to be a Trump-loving journalist who makes words good?

Ball-Less Wonder Ted Cruz Endorses … Nope, Don’t Care, Talking About This Instead

A 15-year-old girl in Maryland got pepper-sprayed in the face for not being helpful to the police while she was riding her bike.
The Thin Blue Line

Tulsa Cop *Might* Not Even Get Away With Murder!

Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

Donald Trump Only Wants Stop-And-Frisk In Chicago, Where The Blacks Are

Settle down, frightened white residents of Dubuque. He didn't mean YOU!
Oh, there's good stuff in here.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 22, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!