A Lawsplainer Of Roy Moore Lawyer Trent Garmon’s Letter What Makes Threats Real Gooder And Such Like
But Legal Twitter does appreciate the laughs!
Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
And the missus is a piece of work, too!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Subway's Jared lost a lot of weight, gained a lot of prison time, and lost an appeal. These yo-yo diets can't be healthy.
Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.
Trump Judge Nom/Horror Novelist Brett Talley Was A Ghosthunter, And Dammit We’re Starting To Like Him (But Not That Much)
He's a white guy who graduated from law school. What's the problem?
Republicans gotta dance with the one that brung 'em!
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
It's like judicial affirmative action for kid-rapers.
Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy
You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!
Did Grossly Unqualified Judicial Nom Brett Talley FORGET He Was Married To A White House Official??? How ODD!!!
You just knew there had to be back story, right? AND IT'S GOOD. (Well, it's terrible. But you know what we mean.)
Sure, this guy has never tried a case and blogs (approvingly!) about armed takeover of the United States. BUT HE'S A REPUBLICAN!
Donald Trump doesn't do 'human rights.' Hell, he barely does 'human.'
A proposal. Not modest.
Can't we please just send this talking hemorrhoid to jail TODAY????