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This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
What's the truth, Agent Mulder?

New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO

At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

WTF, Was Paul Manafort Spying ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN For Russia? WE HAVE NO IDEA

So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?

Advice For Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen, From Wonkette’s Jewish Mother

Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Do You Think Trans Kids Are ‘Satan’s Plan’? Congrats, You’re A Trump Judge!

Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.

DONALD TRUMP APOLOGIZES! (To Turkey. For Americans’ Faces Scuffing Up Its Bodyguards’ Boots)

Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?

RNC Paying For Trumps’ Lawyers, So, Surprise The Trumps Are Lawyers Now!

There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!

Republicans Protecting The Little Guy, And By Little Guy We Mean ‘Equifax’

Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).

Why Did The FISA Court Okay All This Wiretapping? A Lawsplainer!

Speak into the microphone, Paulie!

Trump Russia Stuff: BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Hey, Paul Manafort! Ready to flip yet?

Oh Do You Think Trump Will Be Mad About This BREAKING PAUL MANAFORT WIRETAPP FROM THE CAMPAIGN TIMES

The wiretapp was coming from inside the house!!!

Trump Lawyer ‘Deep Throat’ Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot

It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members of Donald Trump's crack legal team sat down for a detailed discussion of their client's...

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)

St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating
I'm not touching you...OK, I'm tasing and shooting you dead, but not touching you...

Judge Says Ex-St. Louis Cop Didn’t Murder Guy After Saying He’d ‘Kill This Motherfucker’ So That’s A Relief

It's one of those 'Oh Jesus, shit, no, not again' kind of days.