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Police Beat Black NBA Player Sterling Brown; NFL Says Kneeling Still Treason

Now, what the fuck did he do to deserve getting his ass beat and tased?

Don’t Be Tardy For The Obstruction Party! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 25, 2018

Trump's lawyer crashes the party, North Korean nuclear fallout, and Harvey Weinstein does a perp walk. Your morning news brief.
Screw you too, pal

The Five Dumbest Things Rudy Giuliani Has Said Since Lunch

ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.

Donald Trump: Immigrant Babies, Like Britney Spears, Not So Innocent

Trump falsely demonizing immigrants again? Gee, it's been almost a week!

NICE TIME! Judge Rules Kid Who Just Wanted To Pee Can Pee

NICETIMES AGAIN! WHAAAA????

Michael Cohen Prison Oddsmaker For May 23, 2018: Today’s Chances Are LOL!

Put on your kicky blazer, Michael Cohen. It's JAIL TIME!

Rudy Giuliani’s Mouth, Wikileaks Are Gifts That Keep On Giving

Rudy's legal strategy is ... outside the box!

Charlottesville Nazi ‘Commie Killer’ Cracker Goin’ The Fuck To Jail

Trump thinks he's some very fine people.

We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.

Everyone Mourns Differently. Father Of Texas School Shooter Mourns Like A Dick

Terrible how liberals blame others for their own actions. Just ask this Fox News watching NRA fan.

Border Patrol Guy Keeps Montana Safe From Two US Citizens Speaking Spanish

He saw something, and he said something. Something stupid and bigoted.

American Dreams Take Second Place To Precious, Precious Guns

10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.

Nazi Mother-In-Law Fucker Off To Jail. But Not For Assaulting His Lover’s Daughter (His Wife)

Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.