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Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

We’d Almost Feel Sorry For Kayla Moore If She Wasn’t Such A Lyin-Ass Scammer

And the missus is a piece of work, too!

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.

Jared Fogle Decides He’s Sovereign Citizen, So He Gets Out Of Prison Now, Right?

Subway's Jared lost a lot of weight, gained a lot of prison time, and lost an appeal. These yo-yo diets can't be healthy.

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.

Trump Judge Nom/Horror Novelist Brett Talley Was A Ghosthunter, And Dammit We’re Starting To Like Him (But Not That Much)

He's a white guy who graduated from law school. What's the problem?

Republicans Freaking Out That Dixie Diddler Roy Moore Might Actually WIN

Republicans gotta dance with the one that brung 'em!

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Let’s Review Roy Moore’s Creepy Judicial Fanfic About Little Girls (And Boys) Who Had It Coming

It's like judicial affirmative action for kid-rapers.

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy

You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!

Did Grossly Unqualified Judicial Nom Brett Talley FORGET He Was Married To A White House Official??? How ODD!!!

You just knew there had to be back story, right? AND IT'S GOOD. (Well, it's terrible. But you know what we mean.)

Meet Brett Talley, The Horror Novelist Who’s Never Tried A Case And Is Going To Be Judge Of You

Sure, this guy has never tried a case and blogs (approvingly!) about armed takeover of the United States. BUT HE'S A REPUBLICAN!

Trump Visits Philippines Mass Murderer, Has Really Terrific, Wonderful Time!

Donald Trump doesn't do 'human rights.' Hell, he barely does 'human.'

Robert Mueller All The Way Up Talking Hemorrhoid Stephen Miller’s Butt. That Can’t Be Comfy!

Can't we please just send this talking hemorrhoid to jail TODAY????