You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
The Blaze hired a 24-year-old monkey to sit in a cage and fling poo. It now complains that the monkey threw poo. Meanwhile, the monkey complains about the cage.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
Hide your face, America! Arkansas brings shame on the nation! Woo Pig Sooie!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
How does South Dakota protect kids? By holding them down and jamming a catheter in them, OF COURSE!
Is there anything good at all happening in our Trumpian hellscape dystopia? OMG, there actually IS!
We got your 'Trump Era' swinging.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Would you be shocked to learn United Airlines is pretty sure it did nothing wrong?
They say the hand is invisible so you can't see it doing obscene things
The police officer involved in the United Incident has been placed on suspension.
Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.
We bet you thought you'd seen the worst cops already. You had not seen the worst cops.