Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay
You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.
What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
The House Intelligence Committee does not care for Edward Snowden's hijinks!
Oh guess who owes crimey Wells Fargo hundreds of millions of dollars, hint it is Donald Trump!
Should you yell at Ivanka Trump in front of her kids? Let's wonksplore!
Time for FBI Director James Comey to not have a job anymore.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
Barack Obama added on to the record number of pardons and commutations in his presidency Monday. Sadly, his record is likely to stand.
Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!
$75 seems like a bit inadequate to make up for 31 years on a false conviction, but we are notoriously soft on innocent people.
Meme Magic made me do it!
Permits? We don't need no stinkin' permits.
Donald Trump cancels inauguration golden shower and Ted Cruz goes limp for queso. Your morning news brief!
Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.
Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.