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White Guy Who Planned Mosque Attack Not Charged With Terrorism. Wonder Why!

If Robert Doggart were a Muslim, there is no question on what the charges would be.

Clip And Save! It’s Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!

Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!

Which Of These States Can Hate Ladies THE MOST This Week?

Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!
it's a long way down

Missouri Republicans Here To Help! (Giant Companies That Screwed You Over)

Missouri will be a LAND OF FREEDOM ... from your pesky lawsuits when the shit you buy don't work.

‘SEE YOU IN COURT!’ Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017

Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!

Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can’t Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump’s Ugly Ass Clothes

Time to fire the entire White House, including the president!

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Suing Obama, Hillary, Black Panthers For ‘Race War.’ As One Does.

The list also includes George Soros, Eric Holder, Louis Farrakhan and your mom.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Daily Mail Called Melania A Hooker, And Now She Can’t Sell Us First Lady Fragrances! Lawsuit!

Melania Trump is SUING. She is suing the Daily Mail for $150 million, because of an article they wrote that she believes suggested that she was maybe a hooker at one point. Now! If Melania did not work...

Trump’s FCC Guy Just Killed Poors’ Obamanet. Don’t We Feel Safer Already?

Trump's FCC Commissioner working to ensure no internet for dirty poors, hits the ground running. Are we tired of winning yet?

Trump Quite Miffed They Didn’t Tell Him What Was In All Those Thingummies He Signed

The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?