Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
Sometimes everything just comes together. Stupidly.
What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!
Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!
So good to see the nation's priorities are being addressed.
Hopefully somebody will sue Jones very soon, the miserable psychopath.
There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'
Dylann Roof was a 'lone wolf' racist murderer, and he certainly didn't come from an online pack of like-minded rabid dogs.
He just wanted to save the kids!
Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.
#DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief!
Important stories for you to read ... who're we kidding, PIX OF BABBY AND DOKTOR ZOOM!
He said the way he saw it, he just got another piece of trash off the street.