Gay Stuff

Don’t Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He’s Gay! Do It Because He’s A FUCKING IDIOT.

STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!

Red State Gun Grabberz: Mary Fallin Punks The NRA

Oh, my, what is this world coming to? Mary Fallin, Governor of Oklahoma has done the impossible -- she has vetoed pro-gun legislation.

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018

Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!

Been Nice Knowing You, John Kelly. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 1, 2018

Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.

Joy Reid Issues Apology For Stuff She Says Does Not Believe She Wrote

Joy Reid explains that she doesn't believe she wrote those things, but understands why people think she would have.

I, A Flaming Homosexual, Don’t Give A Flying Fuck Whether Joy Reid Wrote That Shit 10 Years Ago

To be clear, we doubt she wrote that stuff. But even if she did, ALL Y'ALL FUCK OFF.

Dr. Ronny Jackson PEACES OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 26, 2018

Ronny Jackson partied too hard, Macron is your new boyfriend, Trump yells at Fox and Friends. Your morning news brief.

Mike Pompeo, Trump’s Sec State Nominee, Would Like His Jesus-Times Apocalypse NOW

Would it be a problem for a Secretary of State to try to bring on the End Times? Would that be bad?

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.
Seriously, we literally never watch you pee

Anchorage, Alaska, Voters Tell Bathroom Panty Sniffers To FUCK OFF

Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

Uh Oh, Looks Like There’s A Gay Bunny-Shaped Crack In Mike Pence’s Gay-Hatin’ Armor!

UH OH MIKE PENCE YOU BEEN HOPPIN' THROUGH THE FOREST AND SCOOPIN' UP GAY BUNNIES AND BOPPIN' THEM ON THE HEAD?

Robert Mueller Too Cool For Trump’s Bullshit. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 19, 2018

Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.