STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!
Oh, my, what is this world coming to? Mary Fallin, Governor of Oklahoma has done the impossible -- she has vetoed pro-gun legislation.
Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.
Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!
Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.
Joy Reid explains that she doesn't believe she wrote those things, but understands why people think she would have.
To be clear, we doubt she wrote that stuff. But even if she did, ALL Y'ALL FUCK OFF.
Ronny Jackson partied too hard, Macron is your new boyfriend, Trump yells at Fox and Friends. Your morning news brief.
Would it be a problem for a Secretary of State to try to bring on the End Times? Would that be bad?
Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.
Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
We've seen this movie before.
UH OH MIKE PENCE YOU BEEN HOPPIN' THROUGH THE FOREST AND SCOOPIN' UP GAY BUNNIES AND BOPPIN' THEM ON THE HEAD?
Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.