The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
Obama's head of outreach to religious people is very mad Democrats won't do outreach to religious people. Also, we may have had a small stroke because GOD DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR.
Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!
Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ.
Not the best in memoriam we've ever read.
Oh look, it is your OPEN THREAD.
The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
Trump pal Carl Paladino had bad thoughts. If only -- if ONLY -- we could wish him into the cornfield
Should you yell at Ivanka Trump in front of her kids? Let's wonksplore!
Fischer says unisex bathrooms are UNFAIR, because he is not a god-hating 'unisex' we guess.
What Would Goofus Boycott?
A Trump kid tries to set an example for his father, Obamacare is booming, and North Carolina gives gay people the shaft. Your daily news brief!
TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS.
North Carolina's awful HB 2 law is set to be repealed Tuesday, but don't start cheering just yet.
Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)
Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.