Click this if only to learn what Adam Rippon named his second childhood goldfish.
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
Will you find this ad super gay, or will you just find it fucking annoying? OR WILL IT BE BOTH?
If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like.
That seems fitting.
Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.
Sucks for you, transgender kids!
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.
Openly gay US figure skater Adam Rippon is having NONE. OF. MIKE. PENCE'S. SHIT.
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America
It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
What could go wrong?
Retconning Roseanne Conner as Archie Bunker is less believable than Dan Conner magically not being dead anymore.