Gay Stuff

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!

Gross Milo Douchebag Can’t Wait To Ask White House Why Black Dick Is So Great

Milo got press credentials for a White House press briefing, because That's America Now.

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay ‘Religious Liberty’!

HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
What does that even mean? I give you my chin?

How Many Justices On The Supreme Court? Eight. For The Next Four Years.

Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.

Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017

Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?

Chicago To Trump: Go F*ck Yourself

Chicago's politicians laugh while Trump shakes his tiny fists in anger.

Vive La Résistance! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 26, 2017

The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!

Purge Of White House Website Complete: Gays And Climate Change No Longer Exist

Well, what else did you expect?

It’s The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017

Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!

Obama Plays Freebird! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 18, 2017

Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Cabinet: ROUND 2! Wonkagenda for Tues., Jan. 17, 2017

MORE Trump confirmation hearings, the U.K. uses the pull out method, and Yr Wonket wonders what Trump's bible looks like. Your morning news brief!

Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren’t Their Dads Or Jesus

Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Trump Health Policy Team Adds Transphobic Dingbat Who Thinks Birth Control Causes Abortions! :D

Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.