We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.
Let's go back to the good old days of pretending gay couples don't exist.
Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
You can't tell ARTISTS what kind of ART they're supposed to make. Gah, you gays.
Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.
If you want something done right, you just have to do it yourself.
Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.
Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away.
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Just asking questions!