'All I said was she looked like she could take a dick! It's a compliment!'
Juries are terrible and our justice system is broken.
Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!
Uber's crack PR team #winning as usual!
Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
Next week they will protest unicorns.
The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.
Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!
Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!
The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!
Oh look, another pharmacist with SINCERELY HELD RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way
Conservatives wouldn't be as cynical as we suspect, would they? UNPOSSIBLE.
A WONKETTE PROCLAMATION!
Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!
On the one hand, birth control is cheaper than a baby. On the other hand....JESUS!!