CLASSIC JIM HOFT.
What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?
Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
This Internet thing is not really working out so good.
Your dance card just done filled right up!
Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.
The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!
The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
Why does California want all the children to have sex for money? Oh right, it doesn't, and the Republicans are lying again. We almost forgot.
Obama's head of outreach to religious people is very mad Democrats won't do outreach to religious people. Also, we may have had a small stroke because GOD DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR.
Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Also, your open thread!
At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much!
Lauren Duca is GREAT, and she is not askeered of Tucker Carlson.
Trump pal Carl Paladino had bad thoughts. If only -- if ONLY -- we could wish him into the cornfield