Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!
Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.
Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.
Listen up, ladies, you are DOING IT ALL WRONG.
Also we were all born of jackals.
This one's for all you nerds.
Behold, The ‘Alt-Right’ ‘Proud Boys’: Fedora-Wearing, Non-Masturbating Defenders Of ‘Western Culture’
No word on whether or not they also go around lecturing people on how the original skins were not actually racist but rather a working class reaction to the mods, something, something two-tone ska.
Women -- should they wear pants?
Texas would like some more judicial pain.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
DEMONS EVERYWHERE! WEARING PINK HATS!
HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.
Women! Stay up in his grill! STAY IN ALL OF THEIR GRILLS!
Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?
OH MY GOSH SUCH AMAZING STORIES!