Feminininism

Mike Pence Can’t Promise Not To Fuck Every Woman He Sees

Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

Fake News Weirdo Mike Cernovich Went On 60 Minutes To Say He Believes His Pizzagate Lies

Mike Cernovich says he believes every word that comes out of Mike Cernovich's mouth.

Little Girls Tried To Wear Leggings On A Plane, Till United Got All Up In Their Businesses

Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

Clown-Faced Wonkette Typist WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags

Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is 84 Today, Remains Badass: Your Open Thread!

Exercise your right to party.