Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
A love letter to all the men out there blaming anybody but HARVEY WEINSTEIN for HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SEX CRIMES.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.
The Week In Garbage Men: Incels Dream Of Zombie Sex Slaves To Call Their Own, Also Their Own Sisters
So weird how they can't get dates! Also this is your open thread!
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Anti-choice Republican Tim Murphy told his sidepiece to get an abortion.
What will Republicans be lying about today? HOORAY! It is ABORTION!
Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!
The Week In Garbage Men: How Alt-Triggered Are You By This Alt-Dweeb’s Alt-Right Alt-Comic That He Alt-Made?
I bet it is a lot! Also this is your OPEN THREAD!
Get ready to D'awwww.
Erick Erickson is tired of your INCIVILI-TAH!
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.