Nobody in this administration understands basic English or financial literacy! This should go well!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
She'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Huh! Well! Huh and well!
Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!
Mike Cernovich says he believes every word that comes out of Mike Cernovich's mouth.
Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Poor struggling young James O'Keefe wannabe can't get US on his dildo boat!
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Good lord they can't stop lying even when it's NOT about dirty stolen Russian money.
Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while.
Will Kellyanne go to Ethics Jail for being a lawyer who lies all the time? Let's lawsplore!
Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!