Education

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?

Wonkette has officially reached the point where we can no longer keep Jeff Sessions's lies straight.

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Rescinds Ed Department Guidance Documents On Disability Rights. Is That Bad?

Is it possible the Trump administration has done something that's not fucking people over? Maybe, this once.

Hey, Boomers, Maybe Don’t Brag About How ‘Your Generation’ Thought Of Sexual Assault?

Woman who claims her son was 'wrongly accused' of rape says that in her generation, what her son did would have been his victim's fault. That sounds not great!

Transphobic Christian Guy Thinks We’re Feministing ALL WRONG!

Dr. Everett Piper of Oklahoma Wesleyan University gets his TERF on.

Senate Republicans Pass Super-Fucked Budget. Just So You Know.

Republicans have decided we need millionaires a hell of a lot more than we need old people.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

Nice Time! School Named For Loser Traitor Jefferson Davis To Be Renamed For Patriot Barack Obama

A majority-black school in Mississippi wasn't too into being named after a guy who fought a war to keep black people enslaved.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

Should Anthony Scaramucci Delete His Account? Let’s Vote!

Anthony Scaramucci launches his social media empire by inviting people to vote on the Holocaust. AS ONE DOES.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Loves The Poorly Educating!

'Virtual charters,' you say? And 'DeVos has investments in them,' you say? Well at least she pays for her own planes.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!