Education

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

Will Betsy DeVos Give Campus Sexual Assailants A Big Wet Kiss?

Betsy DeVos may rescind parts of Title IX this week.

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

Nice Time! Houston Public Schools Declare, ‘Give EVERYBODY Eat!’

Houston families with kids in school now have one less thing to worry about.

Betsy DeVos Couldn’t Hire Trump University Fraud Chief, Went With Next Best Thing

We expected Betsy DeVos to be terrible. But are you even kidding with this!!!

Texas? What About Taxes? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 31, 2017

Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!

Bye-Bye, Teen Preggo Prevention Programs! Hello, Bumper Crop Of Future Trump Brides!

President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?

Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?

Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.

Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!

Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Let 10-Year-Old Quillaine Teach This Fake ‘Pickle’ Boy How To Write Letters To That Jerkoff, The President

Pickle kisses Trump's ass like a common Scaramucci. Quillaine shows him how it is done.

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!

Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Is Making Reefer Madness Great Again

Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?