Education

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Loves The Poorly Educating!

'Virtual charters,' you say? And 'DeVos has investments in them,' you say? Well at least she pays for her own planes.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Milo’s ‘Free Speech Week’ Will Be A Garbage Fire, But Not The Garbage Fire He Dreamed Of

Berkeley was going to spend a million on security, but Milo refused to do his homework :(

Do You Think Trans Kids Are ‘Satan’s Plan’? Congrats, You’re A Trump Judge!

Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.

Jimmy Kimmel Don’t Play. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 20, 2017

It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.

New Mexico Lets Jesus Ride Dinosaur Right Into Revamped ‘Science’ Classes

Do kids really need to know anything about 'evolution' or 'climate change' or 'gravity'? Will they ever really USE it?

Genius Detective Kris Kobach Looks For Voter Fraud, Finds Something Even Worse: COLLEGE STUDENTS

Kris Kobach gets foiled again by dastardly mainstream media types.

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

Will Betsy DeVos Give Campus Sexual Assailants A Big Wet Kiss?

Betsy DeVos may rescind parts of Title IX this week.

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

Nice Time! Houston Public Schools Declare, ‘Give EVERYBODY Eat!’

Houston families with kids in school now have one less thing to worry about.

Betsy DeVos Couldn’t Hire Trump University Fraud Chief, Went With Next Best Thing

We expected Betsy DeVos to be terrible. But are you even kidding with this!!!

Texas? What About Taxes? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 31, 2017

Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!

Bye-Bye, Teen Preggo Prevention Programs! Hello, Bumper Crop Of Future Trump Brides!

President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?