Let 10-Year-Old Quillaine Teach This Fake ‘Pickle’ Boy How To Write Letters To That Jerkoff, The President
Pickle kisses Trump's ass like a common Scaramucci. Quillaine shows him how it is done.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?
She's set up meetings with 'Men's Rights' groups to discuss the 'epidemic' of bad women lying about sexual assault just to ruin the lives of nice frat boys.
Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.
Republicans don't trust higher education. Yes, we should have told you to sit down first.
Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
$170 seems like a reasonable price for rejection.
Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!
We know, we're freaked out too.
There's a bunch of Science News! It's the Trump Era, so it's TERRIBLE.
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.