With every mass murder come a mass number of bad takes.
Bye bye last adult in the room!
Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.
UH OH MIKE PENCE YOU BEEN HOPPIN' THROUGH THE FOREST AND SCOOPIN' UP GAY BUNNIES AND BOPPIN' THEM ON THE HEAD?
Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity.
If the federal government has an interest in preventing teen pregnancies, they should be obligated to listen to experts.
You thought Bill Clinton's sex suits were gross? You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.
Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018
Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.
But can a pretty girl even go to jail? Is that, like, LEGAL?
You start out denouncing Nazis and before you know it you might apologize for slavery, and they can't have THAT.
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.
Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!
Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
And also this is your open thread!