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Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.
Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.
So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!
Just wait til you hear about those Trainspotting guys.
Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
Sometimes, you think about the whole landscape and the fucking landscape sucks.
Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.
Another one bites the dust.
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
FAKE NEWS from a right wing scammer? OH, NOES! HOW CAN IT BEEEEEEEEE????
We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!
Your look at all the right-wing reactions to Doug Jones's win in Alabama.