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Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...

Midterm Madness: How Many Millions Will The GOP Spend To Defend Georgia’s Sixth?

It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?

A Royal Wedding Of Blacktacularness!

Black people today are all up in our feelings as we watched one of our own join the vaunted ranks of the British Aristocracy.

Jordan Peterson Somehow Worse Today Than Yesterday

Amazing, but true.

Judge Reams ICE’s Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid

Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Trump making a fool of himself while posing with a more dignified taco bowl

Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All

What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

What, It’s Not Like He Called Them ‘Rats’ And ‘Vermin’ And ‘Parasites’

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

Did Roid-Rage Bigot Attorney Aaron Schlossberg’s Partner Run Screaming Away From Him? Looks Like!

Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.

Oklahoma Republican Weird

So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.