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You Like Money? We Like Money Too! A Wonkette Econosplainer!

Let Wonkette be your financial advice place, we are probably better at it.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.

Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017

Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.

Weird Alt-Right Dudes Think #NetNeutrality Has Something To Do With Banning Nazis From Twitter?

Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.

Rape Month Hits Home: A Letter To Morgan Spurlock

So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been
And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!

Dear National Review Guy Who Wrote An Open Letter To The ‘Cat Person’ Girl…

Just wait til you hear about those Trainspotting guys.

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.

It’s About Ethics In Rape Month Journalism

Sometimes, you think about the whole landscape and the fucking landscape sucks.

Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector

Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

Mike Cernovich And Chuck C. Johnson Caught Doing Fake SEX CRIME News To Chuck Schumer, LOL As If

FAKE NEWS from a right wing scammer? OH, NOES! HOW CAN IT BEEEEEEEEE????
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Wells Fargo: Still Pretty Evil! Native American Edition

We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!

Let Us Frolic In This Bath Of Right-Wing Tears, Alabama Senate Election Edition

Your look at all the right-wing reactions to Doug Jones's win in Alabama.