Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:
If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.
Thanks to government regulation of coal plants, tuna is less bad for you now! Let's eat them!
I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!
Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
OK, so the War On Christmas Season 2016 is over. FINALLY! You're done with the ultimate orgy of consumerism, and with spending half the day in the kitchen making some sort of extravagant meal you only attempt once or...
Oh what is this deliciousness?
Winter ain't coming, Wonkers: it's HERE. And that means it's time to break out recipes that warm us from the inside. We need food that makes us feel full, and warm, and fuels us for hours, even in the...
It's Buy Nothing Day! But you can still buy our fabulous Christmasy presents tomorrow!
The most delicious way to eat every scrap of those leftovers. Thank us later!
This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...