Recipe Hub

Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:

Let’s Make Sammiches! Yes, The Boys, Too!

If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.
No longer doubles as a thermometer.

Heavy Metal: Tuna’s Got Less Of It Now! Let’s Make Some Tuna Steaks!

Thanks to government regulation of coal plants, tuna is less bad for you now! Let's eat them!

It’s Meatball Day! HAHAHA No, Not Trump’s Sad Brain. Meatballs For Eatin’!

I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!
Bowl of Warm

Shepherd’s Pie. Seasonal Food For Un-Seasonable Weather

Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
So tender. Much flavor. Yum!

Braised Beef Shanks. Forward To The Past!

We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Queued up, ready to ROCK!

What Stew Is It You Wanna Taste? Your Open Thread!

Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
I am so sorry you can't see the beautiful picture. You really are missing out!


OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Fish that USED TO swim. (makes hand motion)

Feed Your Head With Balsamic Glazed Salmon

Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
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Have Some Jewish Penicillin, Because We All Feel Pretty Sick Right Now

Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Just me, showing off my meat.

Beef Wellington: Proof That I Have Lost My Damn Mind

Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
Totally Baked.

This Cheesy Garlic Chicken Will Help You Feel Better About 2016. Or At Least Full

OK, so the War On Christmas Season 2016 is over. FINALLY! You're done with the ultimate orgy of consumerism, and with spending half the day in the kitchen making some sort of extravagant meal you only attempt once or...
Soup for you!

Heat Up From The Inside With This Sweet, Savory Acorn Squash Soup!

Oh what is this deliciousness?
Chili that's better than yours.

The Best Chili You Will Ever Taste.

Winter ain't coming, Wonkers: it's HERE. And that means it's time to break out recipes that warm us from the inside. We need food that makes us feel full, and warm, and fuels us for hours, even in the...

Buy Almost Nothing Today Except For Our Family-Owned Small-Business Jazzy Funtimes Politicks Stuff!

It's Buy Nothing Day! But you can still buy our fabulous Christmasy presents tomorrow!

Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal You Can For The Next Five Days

The most delicious way to eat every scrap of those leftovers. Thank us later!

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...