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Recipe Hub

Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:

Buy Almost Nothing Today Except For Our Family-Owned Small-Business Jazzy Funtimes Politicks Stuff!

It's Buy Nothing Day! But you can still buy our fabulous Christmasy presents tomorrow!

Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal You Can For The Next Five Days

The most delicious way to eat every scrap of those leftovers. Thank us later!

You Want Rolls For Thanksgiving, We’ve Got What You Knead

Come on in, we are having some cute lil yeast rolls. Don’t you want to start mowing down some warm yeast rolls? Who doesn’t! People from all walks of life love yeast rolls, probably even abnormal people with borderline personality...

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...
"And so what happens in this room?"

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere. Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing our favorite first lady Nancy...

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business

No first lady could even imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor's famous Wonkette Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be...


We now know that a "billionaire" will be following Barry Bamz into the White (Again) House, and he's promised to usher in an era we haven't experienced in generations. And if he carries through on his party's platform, there...

Now Drink This! Your ‘Salt And Pepper’ Election Night Cocktail!

Drink up sons and daughters! It's five o'clock Central!
Ohyeah! That's what I'm takling about!

Creamy Chicken Soup, Alvinball Style

Today, we're going to do something different. Usually, I start with ingredients, then tell you what to do with them. Not today. Today, we're making ALVINBALL* CREAMY CHICKEN SOUP! That's right: the rules are made up on the...
Almost Done!

Now It Is Time For All Good Men To Come And Eat This Cream Cheese Potato Soup

Eat with vodka. Serves six, or one.
Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes

Cuddle Up Under A Blanket Of Scalloped Potatoes And Ham!

Take your cholesterol meds, and then EAT THIS NOW.

Make Robyn’s Eggplant Parmesan With Spaghetti And Gravy! Not That Kind Of Gravy, Gross!

Eat love laugh! Or whatever, OLIVE GARDEN.

The Only Way To Make French Onion Soup


Wikileaks Now Featuring Hottest Recipes From Devil Hillary Clinton’s Kitchen

EXCLUSIVE LEAKED EMAILS show Clinton campaign chair makes an absolutely bitchin' risotto.
Closeup of a plate of chciken Brease, Yams & Sauteed Spinach

Monday Recipe Hub: Chicken, Sauteed Spinach, And Yams. SMASH IT.

Smash that yam. SMASH HIM.