Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:
Mom, who are those people?
It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)
The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...
This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.
This guy. This guy just ROCKS.
Let's get baked!
No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.
Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
Happy 4th of July to all U.S. Americans, even those who cannot find America on a map, and such as.
So, here we are. 4th of July. Independence Day. The Most Sacred Celebration in our Nation's secular canon. A time to reflect upon the ideals our nation was founded upon and our efforts in striving to live...
Check out these two great shrimp recipes!
We are going to make it through this fucking nightmare!!!!
Ketzitzot, Tumeric Rice And Hummus Masabacha: An Israeli Dish Sure To Turn Out Better Than Trump’s Trip
Make this. You'll be glad you did.
Sweet, savory, acidic AND piquant, all at the same time? That's a mighty tasty raft!
Obamacare stories AND stuffed lamb meatballs? Thanks, friends at Penzeys!