Media/Entertainment

Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died

You guys, Ivanka Trump had a PUNK PHASE.

Should Anthony Scaramucci Delete His Account? Let’s Vote!

Anthony Scaramucci launches his social media empire by inviting people to vote on the Holocaust. AS ONE DOES.

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.

The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Are Jealous Of Harvey Weinstein

Ban Men. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!

Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company’s Coming!

Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Watch where you point that thing, bub

Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!

Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

ESPN Just Wishes Jemele Hill Would Stop Making Trump And The Football Owners SO MAD!

Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?

Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

A List Of All The Women Who Are To Blame For Harvey Weinstein Being A Sex Pig, By Some Idiots

Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.