Media/Entertainment

Donald Trump And Angela Merkel Met And All We Got Was This Unending Shame

Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

Clown-Faced Wonkette Typist WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags

Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!

So Sean Hannity Maybe Pointed A Gun At Juan Williams. Like You Haven’t!

It's all fake, except for the part where you should NEVER point a gun at anyone.

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!

Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He’s OK Now

WHEW! Another near miss!
Only the crew knows for sure

OK Everyone, It’s Time To Chill Out About Rachel Maddow RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST

Rachel Maddow sure indeedy did get our attention, didn't she?

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Rachel Maddow has had it with your shit

RACHEL MADDOW BROKE TWITTER ABOUT TRUMP’S TAXES, LET’S WATCH RACHEL MADDOW TOGETHER

What kind of BIG NEWSES does Rachel Maddow have for us? Let's find out together!

Alex Jones Will Fuck Alec Baldwin The Fuck Up, Because He Hurt HIS FEELINGS!!!

ALEX JONES IS A PERSON, YOU DUMBASS! AND THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD, YOU DUMBASS!

Fake News Troll Wants To Write For Wonkette! WE SAID YES!!!!

Poor struggling young James O'Keefe wannabe can't get US on his dildo boat!

‘Fox & Friends’ Morons So Mad At These ‘Anti-Trump’ T-Shirt Slogans, Like GRRRRRR!

We guess t-shirts are 'Anti-Trump' if they say true things. UNFAIR TO THE PRESIDENT!

Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017

Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!