The times they are a-changin'
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.
The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!
The time has come.
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Oh Bobby, you're in trouble now!
If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear
GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!
Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.
There's letting the punishment fit the crime, and then there's this daycare in Arkansas.
Christ, what an asshole.
Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
And also this is your open thread!