Media/Entertainment

Rape Month Hits Home: A Letter To Morgan Spurlock

So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!

Dear National Review Guy Who Wrote An Open Letter To The ‘Cat Person’ Girl…

Just wait til you hear about those Trainspotting guys.

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

Tomi Lahren So Mad At All Those Roy Moore Accuser Ladies, She Could Just Scream!

It's all we hoped it would be and MOORE.

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener

Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!

Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.

Science: FAILING New York Times More Badder At Election Coverage Than Ass-Fucking Mommyblog

Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

MSNBC Rehires Sam Seder, And Attempted Ratf*cker Mike Cernovich Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY

A network comes to its senses, a satirical commentator gets justice, and a ratfucker thinks he's taught everyone a lesson.