Media/Entertainment

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

Oklahoma Republican Weird

So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear

GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!

World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 15, 2018

Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.
Stoning scene from 'Life of Brian'

Jesus Wept.

There's letting the punishment fit the crime, and then there's this daycare in Arkansas.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.