CPAC brings out the crazies, the White House tells the FBI to shut up, and nuclear weapons for everyone! Your morning news brief!
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?
America. HOW DOES IT WORK?
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
How the 'mighty' have fallen!
Couldn't have happened to a more unkind twat.
Trump finally finds someone to replace Mike Flynn, CPAC shitcans a scumbag, and Governor Joe Piscopo? Your morning news brief!
The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!
Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...
Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!
And surprise! He would like some money, please.
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!