So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been
Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!
Just wait til you hear about those Trainspotting guys.
Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
Another one bites the dust.
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
It's all we hoped it would be and MOORE.
Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.
Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
A network comes to its senses, a satirical commentator gets justice, and a ratfucker thinks he's taught everyone a lesson.