House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
Chuck Todd is so upset about Trump calling him a 'sleeping son of a bitch,' he ALMOST committed an act of journalism in response!
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
What are the odds Daniels is the only one who got paid off?
Pardon us while we plotz.
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
GROW. A. MOTHER. FUCKING. DICK. DEVIN.
Yesterday was a pretty wild news day. Unless you were watching Fox.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.
If only he really were forced to SHUT THE HELL UP!
Stacey Dash is the only Republican running in California's 44th, and she's, like, totally clueless.
Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.
We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.
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