Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.
DRUDGE SIRENS! ALEX JONES MEAT SWEATS! BARACK OBAMA BEGGING JAY-Z TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE STOP LOVING TRUMP SO MUCH!
This is just definitely a true story.
BBQ Becky brought a whole lot of fam together Sunday in Oakland. Thanks BBQ Becky!
What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
Black people today are all up in our feelings as we watched one of our own join the vaunted ranks of the British Aristocracy.
Amazing, but true.
The times they are a-changin'
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.
The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!
The time has come.
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.