Media/Entertainment

Internet Troll ‘Baked Alaska’ Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter

Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette’s Sexiest Man Alive!

Oh, like this is any weirder than Blake Shelton!

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Explains Roy Moore Only Wanted To Fuck Kids Because He Was A Democrat

This has to be rock bottom. It has to be, right?

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy

You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!