Media/Entertainment

Just When You Thought Michael Cohen Couldn’t Be Any Stupider, ALONG COMES THE ONION!

Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.
Aidy Bryant on "Saturday Night Live" as the now infamous "BBQ Becky"

BBQing While Black: Charcoal Grilling White Racial Aggression

BBQ Becky brought a whole lot of fam together Sunday in Oakland. Thanks BBQ Becky!

Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...

A Royal Wedding Of Blacktacularness!

Black people today are all up in our feelings as we watched one of our own join the vaunted ranks of the British Aristocracy.

Jordan Peterson Somehow Worse Today Than Yesterday

Amazing, but true.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

Oklahoma Republican Weird

So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.