Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Chuck Todd Is Really, Really Butthurt About Trump Calling Him Dirty Cuss Names

Chuck Todd is so upset about Trump calling him a 'sleeping son of a bitch,' he ALMOST committed an act of journalism in response!

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Now For Sarah Huckabee Sanders With The Porn Report

What are the odds Daniels is the only one who got paid off?

Little Girl Meets That Pretty Lady In The Painting

Pardon us while we plotz.

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

Devin Nunes Too Upset About Stephen Colbert To Even Fuck A Cow Right Now :(


Fox With Day’s MOST TOP News: That Geraldo Rivera Wants To Bone On Ivanka Trump

Yesterday was a pretty wild news day. Unless you were watching Fox.

Sam Nunberg Went To CNN And MSNBC For More Free Therapy Last Night. It Did Not Go Well.

How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.
We're never getting tired of this image.

Mike Huckabee Quit-Fired By Country Music For Being Too Much Of A Bigot Dick

If only he really were forced to SHUT THE HELL UP!

Stacey Dash Invites Herself To California’s Republican Party

Stacey Dash is the only Republican running in California's 44th, and she's, like, totally clueless.

Make Dumpster Diving Great Again! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 5, 2018

Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.

We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.

Adam Rippon Went On The Ellen Show And It Was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click this if only to learn what Adam Rippon named his second childhood goldfish.