Media/Entertainment

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

Reporters Better Stop Trying To Look At Sean Spicer’s Secret Russia Diary OR HE WILL TELL!

That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

An Argument About Nerds And The KKK Taken As Seriously As It Deserves

Guy fired by Google would like to take a moment to prove Google ONE MILLION PERCENT RIGHT.

Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump

To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.

Jimmy Kimmel Don’t Play. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 20, 2017

It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.

Idiot: Trump Won Because Liberals Chicks Won’t Bone Down With Jerk Republican Men

It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.

Bill O’Reilly Claims Bill O’Reilly An Innocent Victim Of Liberals, Just Like George Washington

Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.

Kellyanne Conway So Sad The Emmys Were Mean To Nice Donald Trump

Conway accused the awards show of 'alienating' people who want Donald Trump to succeed.

Worst Dressed At The Emmys: The Podium Wearing Sean Spicer

Sean Spicer doesn't get to do self-deprecating comedy now.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
No Hue! Hue!

Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!

Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why.

Juggalos And Trump Supporters Are Marching On Washington. Two Will Enter, Both Will Be Clowns. (A Live-ish Blog)

MOAR stands for Mother Of All Rallies. So far, about 1,000 people have shown up.

WILD CARD! Get Weird With ‘Trump: The Movie’ Now And Thank Us Later

It's a movie-trailer parody starring Danny DeVito and The People Who Are In That Show with Danny DeVito!

Gross Fox Sports Douche Man Under Impression CNN Is Own Personal Beer Commercial

Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.

Trump Calls Terrorists ‘Losers,’ Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017

A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.