Journamalism

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

It’s All Fun And Games Until Steve Bannon Drunk-Dials You With His Butt

Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

ACTUALLY Ronald Reagan Was Racist AF

Go fuck yourself, Ghost Ronald Reagan!

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

Donald Trump Hops Off Golf Cart To Threaten War With Venezuela, Wherever That Might Be!

Donald Trump would like Venezuela to simmer down and get back to pumping oil. OR ELSE!

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

FCC Wants To Go Back In Time And Screw Up The Internet

The FCC is now bending over to the help poor Internet and phone companies who are hurt by their needy customers whining about fairness.

Donald Trump Will Make Guam Great Again With Tourism And/Or Korean Nukes

Let's start a war in the Pacific! That always goes well!
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Andrea Tantaros HIRED. A. DUDE. To Write Her Stupid Book About How Bitches Be The Worst

Holy hilarious Friday news, everyone!

CNN Fires Nazi Joke Jeffrey Lord Over Nazi Joke

He keeps using that word. We do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.

There is nothing redeeming about this person.