Journamalism

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

Please, Republicans, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Dying To Hear Your Crackpot Legal Theories!

Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Will Mean John Oliver Go To Jail For Making Coal CEO Sad?

Coal CEO will SEE YOU IN COURT for making him sadder than the day six guys died in his mine!

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare Again! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 22, 2017

What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer Simply Too Fat To Brief Press These Days

What the hell is going on with the White House Press Briefings?

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

Dear Louise Mensch, Please Do Not Lawsplain To Preet Bharara

of all the lawyers in the world...

Technology Will Save Us All: Rich Asshole Edition

We have solved all our real problems and moved on to the made-up ones