Poor Jesse Watters. Born with a silver dick in his mouth.
You'll never guess who's getting a tax cut, WealthCare rides again, and Anne Coulter is set to invade Eternia! Your morning news brief!
Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Maybe he'd understand social constructs better if he read Foucault's 'Discipline and Punish.' Maybe not. Also it is your OPEN THREAD.
He also maybe has a secret son.
It is almost like there is some sort of culture of depravity at work.
This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.
Harassment at Fox News? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)
Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Don't go taking kissing advice from Mike Huckabee!
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!