Feminist Icon Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies about victims of sexual harassment. Because it is a day.
Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
A network comes to its senses, a satirical commentator gets justice, and a ratfucker thinks he's taught everyone a lesson.
Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.
Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
In a surprise twist, GOP decides it's down with pedophiles. We are shocked, SHOCKED.
Usually 'I was JOKING' is a terrible defense. But in this case, the joke was aimed at a worthy target and those pretending to be offended are evil.