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Journamalism

CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference

Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?

Please Forget Trump’s Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly

Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.

Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do

Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!

That Intel Briefing Trump Got? Says He Hired Russian Hookers To Pee On Each Other. Same Old!

Oh, here's that report on what a British spy says Putin has on Trump. Hookers and pee are just the beginning.
American Icon

Fox News Paying Ladies For Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Sex Crimes Again

CLICK FOR THE LURID DETAILS.

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Reality once again renders the internet moot.

No, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Not Resigning Because Trump Won, Or Resigning At All. Jesus!

Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn't resigning from the Supremes, though Diana Ross left in 1970.

Kellyanne Conway Says Meryl Streep Is The REAL Disabled-People-Abuser, This Is Our Shocked Face

She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Pitches ‘Vanity Fair’ Exposé About His Enormous Fingers

A ONE-ACT PLAY *and* an OPEN THREAD!

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.