We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
A Lawsplainer Of Roy Moore Lawyer Trent Garmon’s Letter What Makes Threats Real Gooder And Such Like
But Legal Twitter does appreciate the laughs!
What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
And the missus is a piece of work, too!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.
Who needs investigative reporting when you can find some random guy on Twitter to take down the Lamestream Media?
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Choom Gang, Choom Gang, CHOOM GANG!!!!
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
If I say, "You have $1 billion!" and you say, "Yes, I do!" I'm an idiot. But you're A LIAR-FUCKING-LIAR.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.