Journamalism

Nikki Haley Claps Back. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 18, 2018

Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.

A Unified Theory Of WHAT THE FUCK Michael Cohen And Sean Hannity! It Might Even Be Right!

No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

Who Wore The Sunday Shows Worse? Santorum, Franklin Graham, Or Megs McCain?

Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: ‘Iron Stache’ Gets Ready To Punch A Nazi In Wisconsin’s 1st

The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.

It’s An April Ryan/Sarah Huckabee Sanders Death Match, And You Know That White Lady Ain’t Winning

White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!

Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018

Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.

Have You Met Our New Writers, A Nice Lady And Wonderbitch?

We can do so many activities!

Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION!

A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(

David Horowitz Says Lynching Wasn’t Racist, Except Against Whites

Y'all know this fucking Horowitz prick?