Journamalism

Let’s Check In With The Dumbest Dipshits In The Whole Wide Russia Scandal!

Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!

Wait, Did Bill O’Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?

We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?

Which Of Trump’s Idiot Lawyers Is Leaking Like A Pee Diaper? NOT TY COBB!

No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?

Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?

A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

James O’Keefe DID TOO Find A Evil Liberal Genius, Shut Up DOKTOR ZOOM!

Saddest. Conspiracy theory. Ever.

Politifact NAILS Hillary Clinton For Crime Of Being Hillary Clinton

Sorry, but we are feeling a LITTLE PERSNICKETY.

Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It’s TOO TRUE?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

James O’Keefe Goes Undercover at New York Times, Finds This Asshole

Why is James O'Keefe attacking this self-important confabulator? He should be recruiting him!
Watch where you point that thing, bub

Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!

Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Oh Chris Cillizza, You FUCKING Shitheel

America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.

Why Would Donald Trump Rail Against ‘Foreign Corruption’ Law? Well, Why Wouldn’t He?

Is Trump losing his shit because Bob Mueller is closing in? Let's Wonksplore!!!