Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Logic: If John C. Calhoun believed slavery was good, it must be true!
To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.
It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.
Speak into the microphone, Paulie!
It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.
Hey, Paul Manafort! Ready to flip yet?
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.
Is Dana Rohrabacher drunk here too? We are just asking (yes).
A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.