Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!
Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Glenn Greenwald’s Got Us Now! Democrats Conspiring Against Chelsea Manning For Running Against Democrat!
Christ, not this asshole again!
Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!
Let's be better people!
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.
And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.
We are SHOCKED to find out Trump might be a dishonest man who cheats on his pregnant wife!
What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.
Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!
This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!
Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
Harper's Magazine plans to publish a Katie Roiphe article in their March issue that will out the creator of the Shitty Media Men list.