Journamalism

Donald Trump’s NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!

John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017

John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross

Juicy summer reading for you!

Fox News Can’t Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police

Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Idiot Trump Lawyer Incredibly Good At Stepping On Own Dick Repeatedly

The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Jared Kushner Is Not As Think As He Smarts He Is!

Oh, Jared! Always in trouble, you little scamp!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Russian Government Hasn’t STFU About Trump’s Associates Since 2015

UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera.

Kellyanne Conway, You Are No Bob Dylan. Or Even The INXS Guy (RIP)

Kellyanne's on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

FCC Chair Wants You To Sit Down And Shut Up About Net Neutrality, Everything Else

Ajit Pai has screwed over jailbirds, the incarcerated, and now he's coming after the Internet.

Chuck Todd Figures Out Thing

This is why he has one of the highest paying jobs in TV news.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Kayleigh McEnany

How are pro-Trump idiots responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian conspiracy confessions? This is how.