Journamalism

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Shut Down A Government? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 18, 2018

Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.

Seven Things To Think About That Are NOT Trump Comparing Porn Star He Banged To His Daughter Ivanka

Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

This Is How Joy Reid Tells An Idiot To Shut The Fuck Up

All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!

Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth

We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.

Joy Reid Rips Trump Pastor A New Shithole For Hating Dirty UnAmerican Poors

And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.

Trump Was ALLEGEDLY Banging Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant. Allegedly.

We are SHOCKED to find out Trump might be a dishonest man who cheats on his pregnant wife!

Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Toby Young: Meet The British Betsy DeVos, If She Were *More Of An Asshole*!

This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

Is Doxxing The Woman Who Created The Shitty Media Men List A Shitty Thing To Do? Yes, Yes It Is!

Harper's Magazine plans to publish a Katie Roiphe article in their March issue that will out the creator of the Shitty Media Men list.