Culture Wars

WHO’S Trump’s ‘Enemy Of The People’? HOORAY, IT IS US!

Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...

Uncle Sam Loves Donald Trump So Much He’s Paying Him For His Vacations

Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares.

Utah GOPer: Women Should Be Paid Less So Their Male Co-Workers’ Wives Can Stay Home

He is sorry if you are offended by this, you weirdo who hates freedom.

Mike Pence Said A Nice Thing About Black People

Weird, right?

Justin Trudeau Offers To Let Idiot Trump Cheat Off His Report On The Holocaust

Once again, Justin Trudeau shows 'President' Trump how things are done.

Trump Cosmo Quiz! Is Trump The Dreamiest Prez Ever, Or Is The Media A Bunch Of Lying Pigs?

And surprise! He would like some money, please.

Cops: It’s True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES

All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.

Shit Sandwiches A Dish Best Served Cold. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 17, 2017

The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!

FBI Archives Releasing Files On Trumps Not Renting To Blacks. Some Timing, Huh?

Oh, look! The FBI Records Vault would like to remind you of that time the Trumps were sued for racial discrimination.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: Demons Are Real. Elizabeth Warren Is Fake.

Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.

Jason Chaffetz Convinced He’s Got A Face You’d Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love

You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!

Milk Chugging Is The Hot New Trend Sweeping The Aryan Nation

Nazis and milk chugging -- two gross things that are even grosser together.

Poll: Trump Supporters Simply Can’t Wait To Celebrate White History Month!

On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.

South Dakota Helpfully Informs Ladies: You Can Always Quit Your Job If You’re Preggers!

Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.

Your Early Valentine: A Health Secretary Who Hates Your Birth Control! :D

Tom Price is SO MAD about all the people out there having sex.