What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.
Sexbots need 20 InCel batteries (not included). But do they have enough Artificial Stupidity to win over Men Going Their Own Way?
Silicon Valley's bastard son has created something far more sinister than Facebook.
We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.
Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?
It's a good thing she's not racist, because that might undermine her ethnonationalism.
Couldn't happen to a nicer political party!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GERALDO.
As if thousands of rifles never fired, and stayed silent. Exactly like that, in fact.
Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...
Red state Democrats need your love!
The three stooges were just bumbling patriots trying to save their country with fertilizer bombs.
Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!
Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!
Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
The party of family values strikes again!