Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.
Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.
The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!
Those comments we like.
You are allowed to LOL about this as much as you want, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY.
CLASSIC JIM HOFT.
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
This Internet thing is not really working out so good.
She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.
Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)