Culture Wars

Pastor Fears ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Is Slippery Slope To Co-Ed Naked Lady Bison Orgies

Kevin Swanson will NOT be welcoming our bison-human hybrid overlords!

Trump Lets States Ax Planned Parenthood Funds. Time To Go-Fund-Me Your Pap Smear!

How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!

Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin’ New Friends!

He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'

North Carolina Rep Will Axe-Murder Your Gay Marriage, PROBABLY Won’t Axe-Murder Your Puppy

One of the guys sponsoring the bill to kill marriage equality in North Carolina used to make jokes about killing puppies with axes. FUNNY!

Here Is Attorney General Jeff Sessions Being 100% Not A Holy Shit Y’all Racist

We got your 'Trump Era' swinging.

IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?

Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.

Red Bull Gives Internet Nazis Wings

This *might* be worse than that Pepsi thing, but who can really say.

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!

Deleted Comments: War Is Glorious! Good For The Economy!

Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
Fuck it, we'll do it domestic abusively!

Bill O’Reilly’s New Book About ‘American Values’ Grabs NY Times Bestseller List Right By The Pussy

Bill O'Reilly's new book is all about traditional American values, like threatening women's jobs if they won't sleep with you.

Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017

Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!
Do it on your own time

Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases?

Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.

Women Are Murdering The World By Putting Men In Friendship Jail, Says Idiot

Robyn catches a live one you guys!
Help us, centrist liberal! You're our only hope!

Dudes, *Nobody Cares About Merrick Garland*

You know what people DO care about? Judges who think their employer can literally force them to die.
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Kansas Gov. Brownback Vetoes Medicaid Cuz Jesus HATED Healing The Poor

Sam Brownback vetoes Medicaid expansion bill passed by a *thoroughly* Republican legislature, because he just can't stop being a dick.

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!